Introduction Thread

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Oh yeah I should probably post here should I.

Hi I'm here to laugh at people.

 

[Y.V.]

Been lurking for a year or so now, only just now decided to log into my account again. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Probably gonna crash into slumber.

 

[SketchyRichard]

Hello, I was looking that SJW art thread for some time now (aka I look at all of them). I decided to make an account because you guys WOKE me and do agree with some of the problems with some of the art in Tumblr especially as an artist myself.

 

[cum_swamp]

i can't stop farting

hi sweetie

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Been lurking for a while and I finally decided to make an account.

Hey everyone!

 

[KiwiMisetté]

Been lurking for a while and I finally decided to make an account.

Hey everyone!

Hi! I'm also a long-time lurker here, just recently decided to make an account. Greetings!

 

[Methods]

I've been lurking here for about four years and decided to finally make an account. Hi, everyone!

 

[SheerHeartAttack]

Hey! I lurked during the Schmorky saga and decided to join the fun!

 

[Corsola]

Hi everyone, I joined yesterday and made some posts already before I knew this thread existed but oh well.

I've been following Chris for like 8 years and after the events of the other day I decided to finally sign up here. I want to make fun of stupid people and maybe talk about video games or something a bit on the side.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Hello, I am a bright, articulate young man who moved from the Midwest to San Francisco in search of a gay community. I enjoy well maintained courtyards and I’m passionate about healthcare issues.

 

[Nigonidas]

Finally got drunk enough to overcome the anxiety of posting here after a year of posting and far more than that of lurking. Hi I'm Nigonidas and I have severe depression and wanna kill myself everyday.
Jk I guess. Work in psychiatric medicine. Came here for Chris and that's really all I follow. It's fascinating to me that rarely do any of my patients come close to the levels that Chris has achieved.

 

[Trash Boat]

another lurker delurking to say hello Started following Chris and other lolcows around 2008-2009, back in the days of efagz before it went totally garbage. I'm an illustrator, hoping to get inspired to do some lolcow art but tbh I'll most likely just go back to lurking

 

[Dembow]

Hello
as a drawtist (aka an artist), I didn't like PapayaKitty, so searched for info on them and found this, the forum has been really funny so far, the salt threads specially

 

[Eliza Cassan]

The Rick and Morty autism brought me out of the lurking woodworks. As good a reason as any, I guess.
Now I'm here to stay to lurk moar and occasionally bring evidence of the craziness flooding the media.

So, here's to spinning bringing the news for you, beautiful kiwis

 

[Jellyfish]

Bit late to introduce myself but hey. I started lurking at the start of the Shmorky thread, though I had been lurking the PK/todokaras thread in and out as well as a few others. (:powerlevel Had some friends involved with a few cows as witnesses/testimonies, but I had nothing to say that wasn't already mentioned and didn't want to draw attention to myself. Only made an account recently because it seemed like I was spending so much time lurking that I might as well just do it.

Having to listen to Shmorky's voice signing up was a fun surprise, given that that was my first exposure to the farms.

 

[a doot skel]

Hi yes hello well greetings it is time to play the dangerous game and be the fucking retarded piece of shit.

Just a trashcow. Not even a lolcow, just a trashcow.

Pleased to meet ya.

[edit] It autocorrected to "exceptional."
I have a feeling I'm going to like it here.

 

[Cthulu]

Hi yes hello well greetings it is time to play the dangerous game and be the fucking exceptional piece of shit.

Just a trashcow. Not even a lolcow, just a trashcow.

Pleased to meet ya.

[edit] It autocorrected to "exceptional."
I have a feeling I'm going to like it here.

I like you. You're my new pet.

 

[hea_racist]

Hey I'm kinda new here and so far I like it here, lot's of interesting subjects without needles vendetta posting. Although tbh I would be featured here if I weren't also boring af

 

[Cthulu]

Hey I'm kinda new here and so far I like it here, lot's of interesting subjects without needles vendetta posting. Although tbh I would be featured here if I weren't also boring af

Welcome. Do tell me more.

 

[hea_racist]

Welcome. Do tell me more.

me more