Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[Magic Sun Daddy]

pot, kettle, black.

big, black, cock.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

You deliberately broke the site guidelines by spamming and you suffered the penalty that comes with doing so. What does morality have to do with anything?

I don't remember him spamming anything.

He's just an idiot with a laughable internet footprint that tried to get us to be his PA.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Oh shit, the fucking kike is back.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

He didn't spam anything.

He's just an idiot with a laughable internet footprint.

A few pages back, dude.

I can do it right now.

Spoiler: The UnOfficial Survival Guide to Kiwi Farms, Edition 1

1) Don't be like @coolbreeze88 .

I'll admit, I just wanted an excuse to write one for funsies. I'll probably still do it, but I'll refrain from posting it here, because I'm not so stupid as to think that people are interested in the inane drivel that type in my spare time, unlike a certain fanfic-writing blue furfag.

 

[rookie]

Yet when i spam random shit, you reee at how it crosses your arbitrary line in the sand of your Blue and Orange moral compass.

If you paid any attention to our reactions you'd clearly see we were enjoying every second of your shitshow. But alas, spamming is breaking the site's rules, sooo.....

 

[Fleeb]

@coolbreeze88

Legit question: Why do you comment on porn? I've never quite understood why people do that

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Oh you're the one to talk about online etiquette Mr. Christ. I looked around this entire forum and he entire reason this site exists is to bully and harass people with nothing positive whatsoever, don't you even see the hypocrisy in it all, and so what if you say i' m also a hypocrite, doesn't mean I don't have a point.

No one cares what your point is. We all understand what this site is and are okay with that. If we morally cared we wouldn't be here. Nothing you've said is new, and it's plainly obvious you're just pissed that your shitty PA attempt failed miserably because you're ridiculously cringe. You got your ass handed to you and no amount of "trololo" and pearl clutching about the morality of doxxing people is going to change that.

Also your art is shit.

 

[Purple Man]

Sup @coolbreeze88, enjoying the Farms?
I must say that for someone wanting popularity that bad, you're taking it very poorly.

 

[KM 749]

Oh you're the one to talk about online etiquette Mr. Christ. I looked around this entire forum and he entire reason this site exists is to bully and harass people with nothing positive whatsoever, don't you even see the hypocrisy in it all, and so what if you say i' m also a hypocrite, doesn't mean I don't have a point.

That must mean we also have a point despite your accusations of hypocrisy and immorality.
That point is that you have pushed apart nearly everybody you have conversed with online due to selfishness, your poor response to criticism and censure, or an inability to control what you have to say.

You need to fix yourself before you can start morally ousting other deviants or websites.

 

[Linako 2.0]

@coolbreeze88

 

[Fleeb]

That must mean we also have a point despite your accusations of hypocrisy and immorality.
That point is that you have pushed apart nearly everybody you have conversed with online due to selfishness, your poor response to criticism and censure, or an inability to control what you have to say.

Took the words out my mouth! @coolbreeze88, have you ever been a part of a community or just the adversary of them? You can be anything you want online but you're choosing this for a reason, knowing that it doesn't work. Why?

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

If I may extend something of an olive branch to @coolbreeze88, I'd like to take this time to pay him a sincere, genuine complement.

@coolbreeze88, I like your music. I'm speaking in earnest when I say that too. I think that out of all your attempts at E-Fame, being a musician is what you've proven to be adequate at.

 

[Linako 2.0]

He's like pretty much every anon that hangs around /b/ and /pol/ nowadays: they're all deficient autists who want to relive the days of the old, become an internet legend and go on bouts of weenery with LULZ for spoils. Much like kekistanis, he isn't conservative, not by any means at all-- he's a dip who couldn't make any original thoughts or decisions on his own, thus he wants to be associated with a memewashed radicalized subgroup with like minded exceptionals.

he does pretty much act like a cancer newfag from 2011. he still thinks youtube poops and spamming rickroll is funny. his brain is like a decomposing time capsule from 2009-2011

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I would just love to figure out how this guy's mind works.
He posts a shitload of videos and thinks he's annoying people, does he think we have all videos on autoplay? Is he some kind of sped that has to compulsively open such videos and thinks other people suffer from such autism as well?
And don't even get me started on the megalomania that he thinks he's somehow immune cause this is his thread.

If he manages to keep this shit up, he might actually have good chances to score rather high on the lolcow of the year award. I mean, he's not gonna get into the finals, but for a complete newcomer, he might still end up on a high rank.

That's just adorable.

It would be endearing if he was 12, unfortunately, he's 22 years old and he still thinks the world gives a shit about the opinions of a nobody like him. He behaves as if he was the protagonist of some epic story, when he's in fact just someone who couldn't even hold down a Janitor's job.
That's still funny, but in a sad way.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

he does pretty much act like a cancer newfag from 2011. he still thinks youtube poops and spamming rickroll is funny. his brain is like a decomposing time capsule from 2009-2011

Posting a rickroll video may be his greatest crime yet.

 

[Purple Man]

Do you think he submitted his comment, or just wrote it, made a screenshot and run away like a little bitch?

Is this his idea of a "hit and run"? Engage in a discussion for a brief moment then skidaddle the fuck out? Is that how he thinks an adult man should confront his adversaries?
Or did his mom cut down his internet?

EDIT: He's still online.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Posting a rickroll video may be his greatest crime yet.

if he truly wanted to be edgy, he should have posted the offended page of ED, or at least just goatse.
maybe he doesn't even know what ED is from his extremely sheltered internet presence.

 

[Cake Farts]

if he truly wanted to be edgy, he should have posted the offended page of ED, or at least just goatse.
maybe he doesn't even know what ED is from his extremely sheltered internet presence.

He has an account and prefers them over us.

 

[Linako 2.0]

He has an account and prefers them over us.

I completely forgot about that. I guess my 129 iq is at it's limit.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Oh you're the one to talk about online etiquette Mr. Christ. I looked around this entire forum and he entire reason this site exists is to bully and harass people with nothing positive whatsoever, don't you even see the hypocrisy in it all, and so what if you say i' m also a hypocrite, doesn't mean I don't have a point.

This website is doing wondes to entertain me. So there.

Also, would you be willing to set up a game of online chess to compare your galactic wits with those of us mere Kiwis?