Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

Artist Genius with an IQ of 130+

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  • I wish I was that Smart

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  • Nigga Ain't no way he has 130 IQ

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New art. Trying to make his life a bad creepypasta.
The spooky part is where Hips jumps out of the picture and doxes you.
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@Allen John Jones III At this point you have two options. One, you can own up to the mistakes you've make in posting here to begin with and accept that this thread ain't going down. Like, ever. As much as you've talked about us slandering you, you've not done anything to refute what's been said about you. We didn't make up shit to post here and unless you can make a solid case for why it shouldn't be up without launching into a diatribe about "but wat aboot teh principals and morals", you aren't going to get any further in getting it taken down. Come to terms with your shortcomings and try make an effort to fix your attitude. Really, it's your tremendous ego that caused all of your problems to begin with. If you were just a weird guy on the internet, there's a chance that this thread wouldn't have been made.

The second thing you can do, and this'll be the hardest one for you to do, is to listen to those old after school specials from the 90s and ignore us. Go about your business as usual and no matter how much we mock you, don't acknowledge us. You'll still get people coming to your deviantart to point and laugh, but over time you'll see it less and less until the interest we have in you eventually fades away, and you're just another forgotten lolcow in the annals of history.

On a more constructive note, I really do hope you take to heart what I've said about your music. It's the one field where I think you have a good chance of having success in so I recommend focusing your creative energies on that. Should you release a full album on Bandcamp, post the link here and I'll consider purchasing it.
 
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When he says bath salts I'm almost certain he thinks that bath salts and the epsom salt that his mommy puts in her bath when she has to unwind from the stress of having a child with an iq of 130 are the same thing

Where would he get bath salts even? Mother fucker sounds like he can barely go to Walmart without having a crazy episode
 
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Magic Sun Daddy said:
@Allen John Jones III At this point you have two options. One, you can own up to the mistakes you've make in posting here to begin with and accept that this thread ain't going down. Like, ever. As much as you've talked about us slandering you, you've not done anything to refute what's been said about you. We didn't make up shit to post here and unless you can make a solid case for why it shouldn't be up without launching into a diatribe about "but wat aboot teh principals and morals", you aren't going to get any further in getting it taken down. Come to terms with your shortcomings and try make an effort to fix your attitude. Really, it's your tremendous ego that caused all of your problems to begin with. If you were just a weird guy on the internet, there's a chance that this thread wouldn't have been made.

The second thing you can do, and this'll be the hardest one for you to do, is to listen to those old after school specials from the 90s and ignore us. Go about your business as usual and no matter how much we mock you, don't acknowledge us. You'll still get people coming to your deviantart to point and laugh, but over time you'll see it less and less until the interest we have in you eventually fades away, and you're just another forgotten lolcow in the annals of history.

On a more constructive note, I really do hope you take to heart what I've said about your music. It's the one field where I think you have a good chance of having success in so I recommend focusing your creative energies on that. Should you release a full album on Bandcamp, post the link here and I'll consider purchasing it.
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I mean he can also forsake his internet and move to Africa. There he can live cheaply away from farms scrutiny while also being able to suck black cock on a daily basis.
 
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Cake Farts said:
I mean he can also forsake his internet and move to Africa. There he can live cheaply away from farms scrutiny while also being able to suck black cock on a daily basis.
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That means the poor little manbaby will have to be away from the safety of his mommy and daddy and his janitor job. I guess he could get in as a gay servant for some local warlord though.
 
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@Allen John Jones III At this point you have two options.
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He has two more options I'd prefer.

Third, he could kill himself.

Fourth, he could continue to act like pants-shitting retard Leonard Shaner and see if he can get his thread up to a thousand pages by continuing to imitate every stupid thing Shaner did. (I just hope people don't follow in the footsteps of weenery that thread took that completely derailed and destroyed it.)

Number four is pretty good in my book.
 
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AnOminous said:
He has two more options I'd prefer.

Third, he could kill himself.

Fourth, he could continue to act like pants-shitting exceptional individual Leonard Shaner and see if he can get his thread up to a thousand pages by continuing to imitate every stupid thing Shaner did. (I just hope people don't follow in the footsteps of weenery that thread took that completely derailed and destroyed it.)

Number four is pretty good in my book.
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I'll admit, I'm probably the closest thing to a white knight on this thread. As much fun as I have ripping on lolcows, I find some level in content seeing them able to work past their mistakes and better themselves. I'm not saying he can't continue to be a role playing furry with a proclivity towards black dick. I just think he could stand to be a more civil and respectful while speaking to others. Learning to take mockery in stride would be beneficial to him as well.

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Imma still make fun of him though
 
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Hello again, Allen. Your autistic ratings will just be like peeing into
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I'm really digging into alot of your shit from tracing your IP's and i'm honestly shocked to think you people have ANY right to judge me.

we found your servers and we are going to take them down.
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Guess who's not going to let me sleep tonight again.
Which member of your furry DeviantArt posse is the most fearful?
 
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