Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

Artist Genius with an IQ of 130+

  • Artists are Usually Geniuses

    Votes: 43 4.2%
  • I wish I was that Smart

    Votes: 249 24.6%
  • Nigga Ain't no way he has 130 IQ

    Votes: 721 71.2%

  • Total voters
    1,013

Oh? Is that the position he's taking now? Well then.
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Did he just accuse the people who pissed him off the most or? I mean he does have a 130iq so I can't exactly doubt his lack of evidence since he obviously can't lie..
He got help from the elusive Antikiwicrusader. It was him, who supplied Coldbreeze with dox of four of our brethren. The only thing he's done is just made that info public, like he was the one to drop the dox, but with the moral high ground that it wasn't technically him, so he can't be legally persecuted for it.
After all
doxxing will be illegal shortly
 
He got help from the elusive Antikiwicrusader. It was him, who supplied Coldbreeze with dox of four of our brethren. The only thing he's done is just made that info public, like he was the one to drop the dox, but with the moral high ground that it wasn't technically him, so he can't be legally persecuted for it.
After all

Indeed. Because if a hitman kills someone and gets caught, they only charge the hitman. After all, the employer himself didn't pull he trigger so what can ya do?
 
He got help from the elusive Antikiwicrusader. It was him, who supplied Coldbreeze with dox of four of our brethren. The only thing he's done is just made that info public, like he was the one to drop the dox, but with the moral high ground that it wasn't technically him, so he can't be legally persecuted for it.
After all

To be fair I have a feeling that elusive yet cunning antikiwicrusader had in turn found these identities from another enemy of the farms.
 
Another night of fun, I see.
New art. Trying to make his life a bad creepypasta.
The spooky part is where Hips jumps out of the picture and doxes you.
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He added:
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No, it really didn't.
I'd ask you to use references for actual rubber hose art, but you think using references is cheating, so...
 

Get the party started, @coolbreeze88. These motherfuckers from the alt-left alt right whatever are already waiting for you to celebrate your victory over us pesky alt-left whatever kiwis. But don't forget to give them an explanation about the possibility of being a "leftist Republican", I'm sure they're dying to hear it.

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Lol, this guy. There will never be enough :story: to illustrate his shenanigans.
 
All I'm waiting for is for him to say the Pika-chick from earlier is his Sweetheart from the Ground-up, who will help him take down the Farms and then the eventual video of him shoving a medallion up his ass.
I've run a background check on her and she's clear. But I applaud your initiative to seed doubt between Coolbreeze and his true fans and followers. Make him question everyone who ever comes in contact with him.
This should provide enough chaos within his ranks to force him into making mistakes in his 4D Chess.
 
Photoshop (today) is harder to pirate what with the Cloud versions, but you can also get a copy of CS4 or 5 or whatever pretty easy.
I thought most Paint Tool Sai information websites straight up are like "Here's a BACKUP that's also in english.. *wink*"

This is the best thread in forever. We oughta let @Allen John Jones III off the mod chain on account of making us laugh, he dindu nuffin he a good boy.

IIRC SAI and its site are coded and managed by one Japanese guy who barely speaks English. Pirating from a massive company like Adobe is one thing, but I think if its one person doing the upkeep on the program, people should throw him a bone and just buy it. I bought it years ago, so I don't remember the exact price, but I think it's pretty cheap for what it is.

Get the party started, @coolbreeze88. These motherfuckers from the alt-left alt right whatever are already waiting for you to celebrate your victory over us pesky alt-left whatever kiwis. But don't forget to give them an explanation about the possibility of being a "leftist Republican", I'm sure they're dying to hear it.

Let's cut the semantics on whether the dude is alt-right or alt-left (not even a thing) and just call him an alt-autist.
 
I am horrified to see all these true amd honest dox of real kiwis posted by Allen. He really showed us, eh?

We should probably delete fucking everything and go into hiding. With a dog. And Shia LeBoeuf. Allen Will Not Divide Us
 
Aww, I missed the shitshow because Nyquil sucks. But I love it.

Also this is great; he thinks he can improve on anatomy without actually practicing it

A celebration for all things coolbreeze.
"I don't want to improve because this is MY personal style!"
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"mass appeal"

He thinks he can give advice to someone on art when he himself doesn't even know the basics nor does he even want to :story:

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He really wants to rub it in (with memes and not his real voice):
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He also noticed lunarwing0's comment on his profile and apparently read Vordak's "article": :story:
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Holy hell, this thread gets even better and more surreal every time I come back to it.
His fixation on late 2000's memes is also extremely peculiar, but I suppose a genius like him has no need for the tasteless mass-produced memes of the modern era.
 
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