Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

[Hiragana]

Holy hell, this thread gets even better and more surreal every time I come back to it.
His fixation on late 2000's memes is also extremely peculiar, but I suppose a genius like him has no need for the tasteless mass-produced memes of the modern era.

You'd think he'd recognise some of the dox info if that was the case. They don't make butthurt basement dwellers like they used to I suppose.

 

[Toxinophile]

I know that @Allen John Jones III, me, or anyone here is unlikely to have gone into outer space before,
(correct me if I'm wrong)
but I sincerely doubt the logic of any fuckstick that comes to the conclusion that outer space is a liquid
BY WATCHING SOME RANDOM ASS GIF.

Also @Allen John Jones III , you're gonna need more than an IQ of 130 to build a warp drive. (war drive?)
A mostly theoretical machine designed to bend, squish, and pull against the fabric of reality itself to achieve
faster -than-light travel.

 

[Hiragana]

I know that @Allen John Jones III, me, or anyone here is unlikely to have gone into outer space before,
(correct me if I'm wrong)
but I sincerely doubt the logic of any fuckstick that comes to the conclusion that outer space is a liquid
BY WATCHING SOME RANDOM ASS GIF.

Also @Allen John Jones III , you're gonna need more than an IQ of 130 to build a warp drive. (war drive?)
A mostly theoretical machine designed to bend, squish, and pull against the fabric of reality itself to achieve
faster -than-light travel.

Aether theories were discarded around the turn of the 20th century in favor of Relativity, he's at least a century behind our current scientific knowledge. His knowledge of medicine is probably based around the four humors and using leeches as a panacea. Next we'll be hearing about how hermetic alchemy is revolutionary for our understanding of the elements.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

>tfw your own parents hate you so much, they join an Internet support group to deal with your exceptionalism

Even if he wasn't autistic I'd join this group if I was his mom.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I know that @Allen John Jones III, me, or anyone here is unlikely to have gone into outer space before,
(correct me if I'm wrong)
but I sincerely doubt the logic of any fuckstick that comes to the conclusion that outer space is a liquid
BY WATCHING SOME RANDOM ASS GIF.

Also @Allen John Jones III , you're gonna need more than an IQ of 130 to build a warp drive. (war drive?)
A mostly theoretical machine designed to bend, squish, and pull against the fabric of reality itself to achieve
faster -than-light travel.

I think it was posted yesterday (so 20+ pages ago). He wants to bend space by concentrating a lot of mass in one place.
And how is that supposed to work? By charging a huge supercapacitor and the mass of the electrons will then somehow create a wave that the spaceship will somehow travel on like a surfer.

IQ of 130.

 

[KM 749]

I know that @Allen John Jones III, me, or anyone here is unlikely to have gone into outer space before,
(correct me if I'm wrong)
but I sincerely doubt the logic of any fuckstick that comes to the conclusion that outer space is a liquid
BY WATCHING SOME RANDOM ASS GIF.

Also @Allen John Jones III , you're gonna need more than an IQ of 130 to build a warp drive. (war drive?)
A mostly theoretical machine designed to bend, squish, and pull against the fabric of reality itself to achieve
faster -than-light travel.

I bet that gif was from a movie or a model. If it was a model, then he should know that models are only drawn to make it easier to understand certain concepts about space, while disregarding other facts about space solely for the purpose of illustrating this concept. Kind of like how the original Bohr model was used to represent the discrete energy levels between electron configurations while disregarding the fact that electrons don't orbit around nuclei like planets.

Of course, I wouldn't be surprised at all if he thought a gif from a movie was an accurate representation of space.

 

[QT 219]

I think it was posted yesterday (so 20+ pages ago). He wants to bend space by concentrating a lot of mass in one place.
And how is that supposed to work? By charging a huge supercapacitor and the mass of the electrons will then somehow create a wave that the spaceship will somehow travel on like a surfer.

IQ of 130.

>space is a liquid

LOL, this niggas brain is liquid.

 

[Purple Man]

Who's ready for some more digging?

This is what caught my eye today and piqued my interest. Who is this XxSMARSxX and why didn't Mr. 130 IQ learn anything from him?
So just a quick search revealed that it's SolomonMars on dA.
Not only was the name familiar, but the profile icon as well, as I've seen it on screencaps before. Even on one of my own:

He called him a "far-left SJW moron", yet was his apprentice.
Hell, I've found a heart-breaking message right on top of Solomon's comment page (bottom comment is the first one posted):

But what happened? Just a year before Allen was calling him his closest and most trusted friend (comments from "kay, now im honestly considering suicide."):

Solomon made at least one drawing of his shitty OC - https://solomonmars.deviantart.com/art/Gregory-Astovich-365408638
All Coolbreeze did was insert his own OC in Solomon's art - https://coolbreeze88.deviantart.com/art/little-fan-comic-thingy-302405895

Their first interaction - that I was able to find at a short notice - was in February of 2012 (cut, because nobody gives a shit about the topic):

Their friendship lasted over 4 years and was cut short, either because of Solomon's decisions to get on with his life (he pretty much dropped dA and his YT by the end of 2016, but is still present on conventions, as seen on his Instagram), or Coolbreeze fucking up and being a toxic asshole, who started to act more and more like a douchebag with a skewed political compass. Or maybe both.

I guess a lot of details got either lost in time, locked in private messages or buried under mundane info nobody's going to sit through, so we may never see the full picture.
But one thing is for certain though - when Allen needed attention, Solomon provided. When Solomon was feeling down, Allen was nowhere to be found.

 

[Y2K Baby]

This guy couldn’t dox his own head if it was halfway up his ass.

"If"

 

[DuckSucker]

Guys I think we may have underestimated him! I think he really is a master of 4D chess! He knows the human brain can't comprehend this much concentrated autism, and will fold in on itself trying to understand this fourth dimension--he wasn't ever going to really melt the servers, he was trying to melt all of our brains. I was watching his doxing video and laughing, thinking I was smart, when all of a sudden saltwater started coming out of my eyes and I couldn't stop laughing! I don't have an IQ of 130 so I don't know whats happening, guys, Im scared! Is my brain melting? Help!

 

[Linako 2.0]

Next we'll be hearing about how hermetic alchemy is revolutionary for our understanding of the elements.

hey fuck you, buddy. my alchemy latinx pentagrams is what helps me use the internet from my bdsm dungeon.

 

[Sammy]

IIRC SAI and its site are coded and managed by one Japanese guy who barely speaks English. Pirating from a massive company like Adobe is one thing, but I think if its one person doing the upkeep on the program, people should throw him a bone and just buy it. I bought it years ago, so I don't remember the exact price, but I think it's pretty cheap for what it is.

fftopic:Its really one guy? I thought it was a smaller company (nothing like Adobe mind you), but now I feel pretty bad for grabbing and experimenting with it. I always have a soft spot for the one man projects.. I'll have to remember to make amends with my next paycheck.

How easy is it to buy with American shekels?fftopic:

Let's cut the semantics on whether the dude is alt-right or alt-left (not even a thing) and just call him an alt-autist.

He really wants to rub it in (with memes and not his real voice):
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He also noticed lunarwing0's comment on his profile and apparently read Vordak's "article":
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Oh God... I keep forgetting he's not like, 15 from the way he behaves around here... that's an adult man's voice...

This guy is def. Cow of the Year. We need to keep him for forever.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Oh God... I keep forgetting he's not like, 15 from the way he behaves around here... that's an adult man's voice...

to be fair, many teenagers can already have a deep voice by around 13-14, but this is an immature autist we're talking about.
one that thinks that he can understand warp drives and theoretical concepts despite everything he has said is already covered in science fiction books.

 

[Fleeb]

Oh God... I keep forgetting he's not like, 15 from the way he behaves around here... that's an adult man's voice...

This guy is def. Cow of the Year. We need to keep him for forever.

That's a voice clip of a meme. He sounds like what you'd expect an autism to sound like, nasally and arrogant. There are vids with his voice early in the thread

(I'd link the meme but who can be fucked on mobile. Look up "look at his head look at his lips")

 

[Purple Man]

That's a voice clip of a meme. He sounds like what you'd expect an autism to sound like, nasally and arrogant. There are vids with his voice early in the thread

(I'd link the meme but who can be fucked on mobile. Look up "look at his head look at his lips")

It's called "look at this dude" and is over two years old:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/look-at-this-dude-flipagram-roast-videos
You're welcome.

 

[Sammy]

That's a voice clip of a meme. He sounds like what you'd expect an autism to sound like, nasally and arrogant. There are vids with his voice early in the thread

(I'd link the meme but who can be fucked on mobile. Look up "look at his head look at his lips")

It's called "look at this dude" and is over two years old:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/look-at-this-dude-flipagram-roast-videos
You're welcome.

Welp I guess I just got owned at 4D Chess.

So that video involves even less of his opinion? He just slapped a meme over the dox file and thinks that means.... anything?

 

[Purple Man]

So that video involves even less of his opinion? He just slapped a meme over the dox file and thinks that means.... anything?

Yup. That's exactly how a "4 dimensional checkmate" looks like.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

you were playing 4d chess with a confirmed iq 130 and you got your asses played.

Lol you're a tard

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Guys why won't you leave this troubled autist I mean artist alone? Ya'll be jealous of his raw talent. The way he can bring his character to life and give them personality. Fuck you all be stiffing his creativity.

 

[Sammy]

Yup. That's exactly how a "4 dimensional checkmate" looks like.

Please, with every new update of content you release, put "4 dimensional checkmate, Allen." in the footer.