Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
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deadfool said:
Not to a-log, but what... what does this even mean? Burning the kettle black? What? Painting with a broad brush doesn't refer to labeling something as the "only" one of its kind, it refers to overgeneralizing. Like... he threw in so many idioms, and didn't manage to correctly use a single one.

This is something I've noticed with a lot of his writing - it's incredibly difficult to read, because it almost makes sense. The average non-bamboonish reader can tell that there's some kind of coherent idea trying to be expressed, but his misuse of basically every English language tool screws it up just enough that it becomes nothing more than confusing.
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He knows what words are, but he doesn't know how to use them. Like this on his blog:

There are tiers (“classes”) of prostitutes: the lowest being street walkers who usually fit the misconception of the drugged up, shit faced prostitute.
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If this tier ("class" - yeah Russ, whatever) exists at all, then there's no "misconception" to be had. The word he means is "stereotype." Or "archetype," maybe. The fact that he thought he had to explain his "wordplay on the word" (bad editing, Russ - redundancy) when it was the most obvious form of wordplay - the same word spelled differently - shows how much smarter he thinks he is than the reader. He must look around the world every day and not think very highly of others. Does he still work at the place where he eats lunch in a stairwell and glares at people walking by?

His writing is a headache to sort through in general, though, for the reason you describe. And those mixed metaphors? In the right hands, those can be quite funny. His aren't the right hands.

Kayli gave her own height in meters. She lives in Europe now, right?

I still believe there was no book all along, but there may one now. He did say something about spending an entire weekend on some final details. With him, that could mean actually writing it, even if it's only twelve pages, eight of them being the illustrations. And what was that about writing a table of contents and posting it online? What a fucking bamboon - you don't write the table of contents first, you write the contents. You don't even "write" a table of contents, you just give titles to the chapters after they're written.

As he says on his blog,

This is my blog; my playbook; my life's open book, if you will, to let you follow me on my uncharted, unprecedented path to legalizing a brothel in my beautiful state of Utah.

Yup, his uncharted, unprecedented journey: a blog with one badly-written post from nearly two years ago. Kayli should remind him of it, it's time for an update.
 
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By the way, what does it mean to "tailor away" on something? You can tailor to something or for something or just plain tailor something. "I tailored away on that dress"? No. Also! He always says "bias" as an adjective. That's a bias journalist. For the love of God, it's biasED. Bias is a noun. Please stop it.
 
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Russell Your Jimmies said:
It's always a good idea to spell out your puns, it always flows so well.

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If he wasn't such a retard he would've used a pun like 'worked on a video Taylor made for her'
At least we know he has no proof reader and his non-existent book will be 100% pure Russ, on the rare chance he does release something to the public.
 
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sharshorita said:
By the way, what does it mean to "tailor away" on something? You can tailor to something or for something or just plain tailor something. "I tailored away on that dress"? No.
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It's supposed to be like toiling away or tinkering away. So yeah, it's wordplay... really dumb wordplay.
 
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zerohitwonder said:
It's supposed to be like toiling away or tinkering away. So yeah, it's wordplay... really dumb wordplay.
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He could have also said "I Taylor-made this for you!" but didn't because dumb

Hasn't he basically told the whole story through Facebook posts? The only parts of the story that "you have to read to find out" is made up shit like sex scenes and Morgan Owlman
 
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>Amazing how people treat suing Taylor Swift as a sort of sex offense or felony.
Yeah, it sure is funny how people overreact to a guy who threatened the opposing lawyer in his court case, harasses the female relatives of his landlords, said his case was more important than the Ariana Grande concert victims, suggested Taylor Swift was responsible for a girl's suicide and still thinks he's the definition of 'nice guy'.
Such an 'overreaction'.
 
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Moral_Equivalent_of_ISIS said:
>Amazing how people treat suing Taylor Swift as a sort of sex offense or felony.
Yeah, it sure is funny how people overreact to a guy who threatened the opposing lawyer in his court case, harasses the female relatives of his landlords, said his case was more important than the Ariana Grande concert victims, suggested Taylor Swift was responsible for a girl's suicide and still thinks he's the definition of 'nice guy'.
Such an 'overreaction'.
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Don't forget the time Rusty posted about how if he didn't have the right to buy a whore, women should have their ability to consent revoked.

Can't possibly see how any well-adjusted female could call that a red flag, tbh.
 
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