Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[facepalm]

They could give him a ball peen hammer and have him search for safe paths through minefields.

Russ is under qualified for that.

 

[DonaldChump]

Honestly, I thought about buying it, (on a burner account of course) reading it, and leaving a long, detailed review on Amazon ripping it apart. I would use only text from the book, no information from the farms, and just have everything completely on the level, up to the little "verified purchase" tag on the site. That way, there would be no option for Russ to say, "Da bad reviews are all Trolls who haven't even bought or read the book." This review would be as on the level as humanly possible.

But then I think, what's the point? Russ rejects reality and substitutes his own. Mother Theresa could down to earth and tell him that Jesus thinks he's a giant dick, and he wouldn't pay attention.

I also dont think anybody actually cares about his book or will actually read it. 99% of the people inquiring are people who are goading him on. Nobody actually wants to buy it, except maybe that one guy in Montana, or Michigan or wherever.


One thing that always bothered me was that his titles are always so annoyingly self-serving. "Why I ______": "Why I want brothels legalized and cheap", "Why I'm suing Taylor Swift but then I got called crazy!" Dude you've already told the whole story in the title alone but the bigger issues is, who gives a fuck? Nobody's asking that. Nobody's thinking about you. Nobody cares.

Unless you write a book titled "Why I even bother getting out of bed in the morning without shotgunning a bunch of chocolate frosted lead bb's into my face". Might have to workshop that title, but I'd read that because that's what Im really wondering. It's an age old existential question, really.

 

[Guy Smiley]

I also dont think anybody actually cares about his book or will actually read it. 99% of the people inquiring are people who are goading him on. Nobody actually wants to buy it, except maybe that one guy in Montana, or Michigan or wherever.

Of course not. The only person that's going to care about the book is Russ. The point was to have an iron clad review of "this book is bad, and it's bad because your story is bad." And if I thought for a second that it would make the slightest difference in his behavior, I'd do it. But it won't.

 

[Barbarella]

@Barbarella is right. We need to decide who is purchasing. Don't want to all shoot our wads. Do you need me to venmo you a dollar?

Ha! If he releases it before April, I will get it for free as I have kindle credits. I'll post fair use "excerpts" here, and share the entire book privately to those who ask, although I may need technical help to get it into proper format. However, a kind Kiwi has offered that already so we are good to go.

So now it's just waiting for our author.

I think an Amazon review is a good idea. Just remember, it's for everybody else's amusement, not Russ' enlightenment. He is incapable of that.

I still don't think there is a book but no harm in planning.

 

[ES 148]

Mother Theresa could come down to earth and tell him that Jesus thinks he's a giant dick, and he wouldn't pay attention.

Russ would never listen to a woman.

 

[TL 611]

tfw we're more prepared for illegally distributing his book than Russ is prepared for actually releasing the fucking thing

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Russ would never listen to a woman.

I'm picturing Russ messaging Mother Teresa, telling her she's stronger than she seems, braver than she believes and smarter than she thinks, and to please remember that...

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

This is a really random question but how did “bamboon” become assosciated with ol’ Shitlips?

 

[Russell Your Jimmies]

It's from a status he posted a few weeks back, that I think lasted only a few minutes before he deleted it like most of his content. He is extremely insecure if it seems like someone likes what other people post on his wall more than his own content, and will delete it if it's too popular.

 

[theriddler3]

Ha! If he releases it before April, I will get it for free as I have kindle credits. I'll post fair use "excerpts" here, and share the entire book privately to those who ask, although I may need technical help to get it into proper format. However, a kind Kiwi has offered that already so we are good to go.

So now it's just waiting for our author.

I think an Amazon review is a good idea. Just remember, it's for everybody else's amusement, not Russ' enlightenment. He is incapable of that.

I still don't think there is a book but no harm in planning.

Can we have who is buying the book (if it comes out) posted somewhere? I don't know if a stickied post is possible above the thread, but didn't we have this all worked out right before the original release date? Maybe @Cryin RN could add it to the OP? It would be a shame if new/newer users bought it without realizing they'll get the content of it anyways. Russ doesn't deserve money for his smut/libel pamphlet.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Can we have who is buying the book (if it comes out) posted somewhere? I don't know if a stickied post is possible above the thread, but didn't we have this all worked out right before the original release date? Maybe @Cryin RN could add it to the OP? It would be a shame if new/newer users bought it without realizing they'll get the content of it anyways. Russ doesn't deserve money for his smut/libel pamphlet.

All this stressing over who's gonna buy the book is kind of silly. Just buy it or don't. You'll get the content regardless. So what if you give him $1.50 or whatever his cut of it's gonna be?

 

[zerohitwonder]

It's from a status he posted a few weeks back, that I think lasted only a few minutes before he deleted it like most of his content. He is extremely insecure if it seems like someone likes what other people post on his wall more than his own content, and will delete it if it's too popular.

I think in this case, people here instantly leaped on his typo, and it all blossomed from there. (It's on page 302 of this thread.)

 

[XxxwernxxX]

All this stressing over who's gonna buy the book is kind of silly. Just buy it or don't. You'll get the content regardless. So what if you give him $1.50 or whatever his cut of it's gonna be?

Shit lips doesn't deserve to get any more than $1.50. Probably doesn't deserve to even get that. Shit Lips probably deserves to be sued for a few million for whatever lies he spews in his "book", but that said, its value is probably in the billions as far as entertainment goes.

If it ever gets written that is. REElease this book, Russell, I want to know the truth!

 

[Slick Bridges]

You could reformat this thread and send it off for publishing and it would be a hundred times better than whatever Russ manages to shit out, if he actually manages anything at all. We could even send him a copy to review (like he hasn't already).

 

[FlyGuy0912]

Sorry if this was posted before...I've read every page of this thread at some point, but I don't remember seeing this: http://russgreer91.wordpress.com - Some samples of his "thought process"

 

[Slick Bridges]

Sorry if this was posted before...I've read every page of this thread at some point, but I don't remember seeing this: http://russgreer91.wordpress.com - Some samples of his "thought process"

I know how you feel. Regardless it's also another good example of his long-form writing style.

DISCLAIMER: prostitution and the entire adult industry isn’t always glamorous. There’s tons of crap that goes on in all aspects of the adult entertainment industry: trafficking and harassment in prostitution; verbal and sexual harassment in strip clubs; patrons throwing beer on strippers; patrons lighting strippers on fire

"Tons of crap" you say? Well put Russ, very cogent. Also who is this stripper that was lit on fire, and what did she do to Russ to deserve it? I'm guessing it involved DISCRIMINATION, definitely a burnable offense.

 

[Barbarella]

This is a really random question but how did “bamboon” become assosciated with ol’ Shitlips?

I saw a Seinfeld this weekend where Jerry called Costanza a bamboon. It was clearly bamboon and not baboon. I forget the joke though, Russ got in my head and humor flew out.

As for buying the book, everybody do what they want, there are no rules. But the Bamboon has his other pamphlet about fucking your 18 year old daughter on Amazon for $7.00 or close to that. If we all paid that, it'd put enough in his pocket to write 200 letters to Taylor Swift, and I am bitchy and don't want that to happen.

So if you don't want to give him cash, I will do what I can to make it available, and fast. And it doesn't have to be me either, I just offered since I have time on my hands.

You do you.

There is no book.

 

[downloads]

It’s been ages since I took a law class and even then it wasn’t in the US, I’m not sure if the concept I’m thinking of exists here or would apply in this case buts it’s funny to me to think of.
Basically if I make a shirt with Mickey Mouse on it and sell 100 of them for a buck each Disney can sue me for their damages, if they can reasonably show their shirts sell for $10 each their damages would be the revenue I stopped them from getting so 100 x $10 not 100 x $1 even though that’s all I made.
I would very much like that to happen here and for Swift’s camp to show damages per book sale far exceeding what he makes.

It doesn’t matter because there is no book but still

 

[DarkAlien]

Below's the vid. Nice that Russ is already bringing the s out. Anyone want to archive it? I backed up the page (http://archive.is/gb8zE) so the comments are saved but the video's not playable.

As you can see the video is gone, dude posted an updated video with a link to daily motion where the has the original and another updated one which is totally not work watching. Sure enough Russ bitched about the video and it was taken out. Baby.

On a positive note the keeper cast one is back

 

[pelicannon]

I know it's immensely unlikely but the funniest thing in the world is imaging Taylor Swift reading this thread.