Plagued Nice Guys

[Cosmos]

"Being rude is a major turnoff, you psycho imbecile. My brain thinks at a much higher level than yours, I don't need this. I got other girls lined up after you. And oh yeah, BTW, my mom just died so you shouldn't mess with me."

"So... see you Wednesday?"

 

[JaneThough]

I'm really ok with guys like that being publicly shamed.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

But where's the rest?!

 

[Bunny Tracks]

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"Being rude is a major turnoff, you psycho imbecile. My brain thinks at a much higher level than yours, I don't need this. I got other girls lined up after you. And oh yeah, BTW, my mom just died so you shouldn't mess with me."

"So... see you Wednesday?"

I love how this guy uses his mom's death as an excuse to be an asshole.

 

[WW 635]

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"Being rude is a major turnoff, you psycho imbecile. My brain thinks at a much higher level than yours, I don't need this. I got other girls lined up after you. And oh yeah, BTW, my mom just died so you shouldn't mess with me."

"So... see you Wednesday?"

"Please call me"..."Please"

lol what a pathetic cuck

 

[Krieger]

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"Being rude is a major turnoff, you psycho imbecile. My brain thinks at a much higher level than yours, I don't need this. I got other girls lined up after you. And oh yeah, BTW, my mom just died so you shouldn't mess with me."

"So... see you Wednesday?"

Plot twist: his mom is still alive and reads this post, after which it 'just so happens' she calls him a cock-shoveling douchecanoe with a micropenis.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Would be funny if she did for whatever reason decide to give him a shot and eventually met his "dead" mom

 

[annausagi2]

Perhaps she's more of an apple-person than a pear-person... or you were just too nice. Who knows?

fftopic:Has anyone made a thread for thirsty fuck bois already?fftopic:

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

>is there something wrong with me

Oh you mean ignoring that you just fucking went autistic because a girl didn't do what you wanted via text?

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Perhaps she's more of an apple-person than a pear-person... or you were just too nice. Who knows?

fftopic:Has anyone made a thread for thirsty fuck bois already?fftopic:

Any man who feels compelled to tell a woman "I'm not a creep or a pervert" is, most assuredly, a large creep, and a massive pervert.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Any man who feels compelled to tell a woman "I'm not a creep or a pervert" is, most assuredly, a large creep, and a massive pervert.

The guy who made the birth control "joke" is showing the warning signs of a stalker. He ignored her clear wishes by insisting Wednesday was still on. Then he followed up with the classic emotional blackmail technique of making others responsible for your feelings. I hope she blocked him. I hope she called up the other girl (if there really was one) and sent her screens of this exchange.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

The guy who made the birth control "joke" is showing the warning signs of a stalker. He ignored her clear wishes by insisting Wednesday was still on. Then he followed up with the classic emotional blackmail technique of making others responsible for your feelings. I hope she blocked him. I hope she called up the other girl (if there really was one) and sent her screens of this exchange.

My hope is that she has the black heart of a Kiwi Farmer, and she gaslit the shit out of him, and got him to show up for a date, and she acted like she was really into him, and then, at the perfect moment, a bucket of pig's blood was dumped on him, and everybody laughed at him.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

"Please call me"..."Please"

lol what a pathetic cuck

You know this was coming next...

"Five minutes. I could explain it all if you just give me five minutes."

Ugh. Douchechills.

 

[DrJonesHat]

My hope is that she has the black heart of a Kiwi Farmer, and she gaslit the shit out of him, and got him to show up for a date, and she acted like she was really into him, and then, at the perfect moment, a bucket of pig's blood was dumped on him, and everybody laughed at him.

Since she posted the exchange publicly, I don't think it's unreasonable to assume she also shared it with her friends, and it was probably uncensored. He's probably a social pariah now.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I just went through that entire site. That dude is apparently some sort of pickup artist who travels the world teaching other dudes to be douchebags. He uses the "My mom/dad died" and "My sister was just raped" with unsurprising regularity, and somehow thinks he came off brilliantly in that exchange.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Perhaps she's more of an apple-person than a pear-person... or you were just too nice. Who knows?

fftopic:Has anyone made a thread for thirsty fuck bois already?fftopic:

I love seeing a big long post of a text conversation where the sharer highlighted one part with bright red to immediately draw my eye. I start reading at the beginning, eagerly anticipating that highlighted part because I know it's going to be good.

 

[Cosmos]

I love how this guy uses his mom's death as an excuse to be an asshole.

I feel like he lied about his mom's death in a last-ditch effort to gain that girl's sympathy. Like, it was the last thing he brought up; if it had really happened I feel like he would have brought it up sooner.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I just went through that entire site. That dude is apparently some sort of pickup artist who travels the world teaching other dudes to be douchebags. He uses the "My mom/dad died" and "My sister was just raped" with unsurprising regularity, and somehow thinks he came off brilliantly in that exchange.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

I feel like he lied about his mom's death in a last-ditch effort to gain that girl's sympathy. Like, it was the last thing he brought up; if it had really happened I feel like he would have brought it up sooner.

People will lie about anything to try getting into other's good sides, and I've known people who pull exactly the same sudden "BUT MY [insert loved one" IS SICK/DIED/ETC.]" all the time to win arguments. So I agree wioth you, I also smell a lying idiot trying to derail the talk and get the upper hand.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I feel like he lied about his mom's death in a last-ditch effort to gain that girl's sympathy. Like, it was the last thing he brought up; if it had really happened I feel like he would have brought it up sooner.

Everyone knows the best pickup line is to say you have to keep fucking at 55 mph or else a bus full of people will explode, so she'd better jump on your dong or be labeled a murderer.