Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,452 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,601
BIG DADDY said:
If he doesn't like movies, does that extend to tv too? I really want to know what Russ actually does to fill his days outside of work, making creepy posts on Instagram/Facebook and the 20 mins of gym a week. The guy seems to have no real friends and a family he might see sporadically at best, he's not an obsessive gamer like some cows, he doesn't have a dog or cat or anything else to take care of, and we know that he sure isn't spending any time writing that book.
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He has posted about enjoying watching Gotham
 
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He comes home from work on the bus at 5:30. Microwaves a TV dinner and puts his head back to get it into his throat. He opens some cheetos as he gets online and searches for any new information about Taylor Swift. If he finds her in a red dress, the zipper comes open and he faps with his orange fingers for a wonderful 3 seconds.

Then he brags about his book on Facebook (vowing in his head to work on it tomorrow) , talks to Kayli, searches for "models " in instagram and begs the girls in bathing suits for attention, checking his wallet to see if he has a dollar to venom. At 9:00, its lights out. As he falls asleep, he plans revenge against Taylor, her lawyers and agents, sticky orange penis curling next to him. He may also mentally write his very original holocaust screenplay because unlike all of today's movies, the holocaust has never been done.

Then he gets up, gets dressed, decides to shower the orange off on Saturday, and does it again.

This will be his life for the next 40 years.
 
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Barbarella said:
He comes home from work on the bus at 5:30. Microwaves a TV dinner and puts his head back to get it into his throat. He opens some cheetos as he gets online and searches for any new information about Taylor Swift. If he finds her in a red dress, the zipper comes open and he faps with his orange fingers for a wonderful 3 seconds.

Then he brags about his book on Facebook (vowing in his head to work on it tomorrow) , talks to Kayli, searches for "models " in instagram and begs the girls in bathing suits for attention, checking his wallet to see if he has a dollar to venom. At 9:00, its lights out. As he falls asleep, he plans revenge against Taylor, her lawyers and agents, sticky orange penis curling next to him. He may also mentally write his very original holocaust screenplay because unlike all of today's movies, the holocaust has never been done.

Then he gets up, gets dressed, decides to shower the orange off on Saturday, and does it again.

This will be his life for the next 40 years.
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So everyone on this website?
 
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Did he have his pic as the thumbnail before?
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