EBay/Facebook July 1 2014 - Autographed Picture of Sonichu & Rosechu's Creator

[TrippinKahlua]

Oh my God. Chris looks just as birdy as ever.

And with that hair… does he ever brush it? When I started to grow my hair out, the number one thing that became clear to me was that I needed to shampoo it and brush it very regularly. He needs to get rid of the hair if he isn't taking care of it.

And now he's expecting money for his own appearance. What a lazy, naive fuck.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

Psssssh, you totally want that on your fireplace mantle, admit it

I didn't even want Tom Nook's lousy photo from a raffle. These pictures can burn where they belong. They're frankly horrifying.

 

[Thelostcup]

I guess drawing and coloring pictures became just too stressful. Making stupid faces and pressing "Print" is apparently all he's capable of now.

Dammit, if you people aren't going to send him free Legos he's just gonna have to find the laziest way possible to get those Legos. When will you trolling bastards learn that you'll never be able to outsmart the Original Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the City of CWCville?

I've mentioned it before. If people sent him a bag of legos he wouldn't know what to do with it. He just wants NEW legos with instruction manuals because he's not sharp or creative enough to build original things.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Faces of Autism

 

[Varis]

Nearly 900 people viewing, jesus.

I'm sure this is different for everyone, but my shipping costs would be $25.70. Nnnnnnno.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

I'm sorry, but to imagine what he was thinking when he posted this auction.....people would adorn their walls with this for $20? Alex DeLarge would tear his own eyes out.

 

[Trickie]

Wait wait wait... Are all these drawings new? Like, did he draw them before but just didn't release the images?

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

Wait wait wait... Are all these drawings new? Like, did he draw them before but just didn't release the images?

If you're referring to the drawings for the auction, they were new I believe.

 

[Trickie]

If you're referring to the drawings for the auction, they were new I believe.

Yowzas, that's quite the art dump. Seems like Chris-chan has been holding out on us.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

Yowzas, that's quite the art dump. Seems like Our Pet Lolcow has been holding out on us.

Chris needs Legos. He can move mountains for them, if he wants them bad enough.

 

[fridgesrants]

I've mentioned it before. If people sent him a bag of legos he wouldn't know what to do with it. He just wants NEW legos with instruction manuals because he's not sharp or creative enough to build original things.

I never understood why Chris never bought used Lego lots from eBay, Flee Markets etc. Even when I was younger a good amount of my Lego's were used because my baby sitter gave me her sons old Lego's. It would save him so much money. I guess Chris is too good for that. Also I wish I could buy that autograph picture but I am living at home for the summer from college and I think my parents would flip out.

 

[Jozef]

And apparently, he's not even getting proper prints done at a photo lab!

 

[Tootsie Bear]

And apparently, he's not even getting proper prints done at a photo lab!

Expecting Chris to do anything more than half-ass. If he does anything at all.

 

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

I never understood why Chris never bought used Lego lots from eBay, Flee Markets etc. Even when I was younger a good amount of my Lego's were used because my baby sitter gave me her sons old Lego's. It would save him so much money.

Probably because Chris is too stupid to create his own stuff. His MHS model is just a barely modified version of the official set. And when he does make stuff without following the instructions, it comes out looking like ass. Makes me wonder if he really understood the moral of the Lego Movie at all.

 

[Le Bateleur]

5 minutes with one of the many free photo editing apps would make those pics 100% better. Of course Chris' "less is everything" approach to quality control strikes again.
In a few taps I was able to get rid of Zitzilla and make Chris look a little less shabby:

Spoiler

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

Probably because Chris is too stupid to create his own stuff. His MHS model is just a barely modified version of the official set. And when he does make stuff without following the instructions, it comes out looking like ass. Makes me wonder if he really understood the moral of the Lego Movie at all.

Chris.....understand......morals?

 

[EI 903]

5 minutes with one of the many free photo editing apps would make those pics 100% better. Of course Chris' "less is everything" approach to quality control strikes again.
In a few taps I was able to get rid of Zitzilla and make Chris look a little less shabby:

Spoiler

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That still looks like something you'd see to foster a sense of foreboding in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

 

[Pikonic]

Well, at least he...he....ummmm, he doesn't have a neck beard. That's something.

 

[Le Bateleur]

That still looks like something you'd see to foster a sense of foreboding in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

I dunno. I think it bumps him up to at least "garbage wrestler"...

 

[Varis]

Probably because Chris is too stupid to create his own stuff. His MHS model is just a barely modified version of the official set. And when he does make stuff without following the instructions, it comes out looking like ass. Makes me wonder if he really understood the moral of the Lego Movie at all.

Of course he did. "Buy all our playsets and toys!"