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Freshtodeath said:
Someone predicted it on here months ago, but living alone is starting to drive him crazy. We're only at 4 months, just wait until the holidays come.
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JamFlowMan said:
Maybe Christmas will bring some offensive religious stuff, which is a rarely touched topic by Dsp. He has already started trashing the holidays in general saying how they suck when you are an adult because people don't give you presents, which is an amazing sentence from someone who constantly claims to be a mature adult, and it is only October. The fact he double downed on that poor guy who talked about his brother dying who knows what will make him fly off the handle next.
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Still waiting for DSP to use "a christmas tree is only for immature kids so I don't have to decorate one this year" excuse
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Someone predicted it on here months ago, but living alone is starting to drive him crazy. We're only at 4 months, just wait until the holidays come.
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Yeah, he said he misses the companionship but at the same time missed "Sharing responsibilities" because "A huge part of being an adult is Sharing responsibilities".

He now has to cook for himself daily, dont you understand how draining that is on people that run a business? He has no time for himself so between meals he HAS to work to keep his bills paid.

I like how eating is his main concern though, its almost like he had nevet learned to cook much before leanna.
 
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Either deliberately making himself sound pathetically inept at being an adult to guilt trip people into giving him money or a he's genuinely pathetically inept. It's one or the other, both are fucking shameful for a supposed adult who can barely look after himself without crying about it on multiple platforms.

If it's an act for money he's a better actor than I thought.
 
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Null said:
I'd argue with it. When Chris livestreamed last I gave him $3.50 simply because the YouTube chat would have a fucking fit like a bunch of infants and I thought it was hilarious.
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That's trolling his chat, not Chris though.
Another thing I'd like to add is that EVERY single one of his "troll" subs seems to be always A) a Leanna joke B) a gout joke C) another related DSP joke (bugged x mechanics, nothing I could do, etc)
It's incredibly uninspired and repetitive as fuck to keep reading GOUT GOUT GOUT or something like that.
Kinda like Chris with fools going JULAAAYYY or IAN BRANDON ANDERSON like the r.etards they are lol.
 
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Agreed, There was a time when I did think it was "funny" to try to troll Phil by giving him a dime to see if he would say something stupid. I wouldnt stoop to subbing to him to get a rise out of him because while yes it probably makes him seethe for 5 seconds, he thinks about the 2.50 you've given him, he thinks about the 10 cents you gave him to troll. Even troll tips and troll subs keep him afloat. And the troll tips he just says "I got a troll tip, thanks for the money dummy" Does it get to him? Probably. But not nearly as much as he's justified to himself the mantra of "thanks for the money dummy"

While yes, 100 dollars wont make a dent in his sizable debt. It will buy him one more game rather than us enjoying the sweet sweet tears of him begging for another game that he supposedly cannot afford. You think he doesnt read chat and the only messages he reads is the ones that he gets tipped for. Not true. We saw that he does read chat in the War incident. That got more out of Phil for free than any troll cheers or troll tips or troll sub names.
I dont believe War was a troll which makes the War incident even more sweet. Phil has devoted now two days of sweet sweet tears to the War incident, spewing off "that's not what happened, he was a troll!" And I believe it will be another day or two of his crying. Because in that incident, he was shown to be an ass and people took off running with it. And he lost positive members of his community over it. Though he didnt lose any Patreon over it.
 
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So did he ever get up from his chair during the stream? I caught some it so I didn't see the whole thing. I would think people would've mentioned him carrying in a pizza box.


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Have we got confirmation that Phil wasn't actually featured at twitchcon? Would be funny if he wasn't paid cos he messed up tags
 
Plague, I think that was Drgnkiller exaggerating the WIP. Phil did mention a DDOS attempt (which never happened) but there was no pizza
 
neural said:
So the Goutsphere is live.. I was honestly thinking of suggesting it last night.

Thank you, dear leader @Null.

Now please tell us how you read our minds, is it Binaural beats?
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We've had too many -sphere's here. I petition to rename it the Kingdom of Gout.

ThePlagueTND said:
So did he ever get up from his chair during the stream? I caught some it so I didn't see the whole thing. I would think people would've mentioned him carrying in a pizza box.


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Phil usually has to jump up several times a stream as he has the bladder the size of a pea. So probably.
 
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Someone should put two warnings/recommendations on the front which are - Don't give him money to troll. He loves money so you're just feed him, and the second being don't try to get him shut down, Twitch wont listen and its better to milk the lolcow. If you wanna get to DSP, its not these two ways. All you gotta do is tweet to him. Its all it takes.
 
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AmericFront said:
Can't imagine what it would be if south park made a small parody of DSP
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Then again, do we really want people tuning into him because hes a big doof?
ThePlagueTND said:
So did he ever get up from his chair during the stream? I caught some it so I didn't see the whole thing. I would think people would've mentioned him carrying in a pizza box.


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He said "someone said a pizza to my house like they ALWAYS do" in his latest week in preview, first time i heard about people sending pizzas to his house.
 
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I think he's claimed that people have sent dog shit to his house before, so him regularly getting pizzas doesn't seem too crazy, especially on his big Twitch "exposure" day. Bet he still paid for them though.
 
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ProdigalDuke said:
I think he's claimed that people have sent dog shit to his house before, so him regularly getting pizzas doesn't seem too crazy, especially on his big Twitch "exposure" day. Bet he still paid for them though.
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The hard part is knowing if hes lying since hes a big hypocrite and liar in general but i gues i can give him that one.
 
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ThePlagueTND said:
He does in fact mention the pizza in WiP.

https://youtu.be/RsPFPw1sce8 14:46
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Oh dear.... I'm sorry I was wrong! Really Phil? He never flinched during the playthrough, he never received a phone call, and he never got up during the stream. So now he's claiming that someone tried to send him a pizza. Interesting as he never got up. His internet never flickered. I bet he WISHES someone sent him a pizza!
 
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