EBay/Facebook July 1 2014 - Autographed Picture of Sonichu & Rosechu's Creator

[Lalala]

Welp I'm back from moving and.....
What fresh hell is this?.....

 

[Le Bateleur]

You would think that if Chris was offering autographed pictures of himself, he would at least put on a nicer shirt or something like that.

I think there's something in the description about these being only a sample of what he might send. The Bear alone knows what kind of picture you could end up with...

 

[Simoniachu]

Who'd pay 20 bucks for these? Just wondering...

 

[Arctic]

I don't know who would be more pathetic; Chris, or the person that would actually buy this photograph.

 

[RP 520]

Who'd pay 20 bucks for these? Just wondering...

Someone should inform Cole that Chris is actually making money off of e-bay. Bested by his idiot brother again.

 

[Coldgrip]

Spoiler: chris has gotten old

Spoiler: fucking cthulu holy shit

Spoiler: deep thoughts

Spoiler: butterball or baby huey

Spoiler: hmyeahing

Spoiler: I ate the brown acid

Spoiler: My Cousin Chinny

Spoiler: the double-wink flirt

He's looking as punchable as ever.

3 now. I get the feeling it's going to jump quite a bit by the end of the day. I hope this somehow gets out of hand and Chris makes an assload.

So he's actually got the money in hand? Otherwise this is just weens pulling the same shit they've been doing with his other auctions.

You guys need to realize this can only mean good things for us. This will boost his ego,

He doesn't need help with that.

...boost his cash flow,

Which knowing Chris, he'll will very likely brag to Barb, who'll then demand the lion's share of the cash.

...boost his freedom to do stupid shit,

He can already do stupid shit. Remember, Chris doing stupid shit doesn't come from having extra cash, it comes from how he interacts with those around him and how those people respond to him. Him having some spare change makes no difference.

...possibly make Barb ask where he's getting all the money for his new legos...

And he'll either tell her and lose a good chunk of his red cents or he'll lie to her. Not like he hasn't done that before.

...and why he's constantly printing photos of himself.

Barb doesn't care.

 

[theshak]

Chris is one crazy delusional dude lol. I would comment on how he has really hit hard times due to the scruffy looking hole in his top but that was him before the fire as well lol.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

All too real. Chris is already in poor health as is. As evinced by that one video where he tried to take a hike and got out of breath within 10 minutes (of walking easy ground) I would say that he is already suffering issues.

I doubt Skyraider will find/has found anything regarding MHS physical education, but documents from whatever gym classes Chris might have taken could be interesting.

In the meantime, I'm crying my eyes out over that grammatical error I made, visible in your quote. Never step away in the middle of writing...

 

[Some JERK]

It's... LEARNING!!!

Good for Chris. I mean this eBay shit is totally unsustainable for many reasons, but he just wants Lego money anyway, so I'm pretty sure he's going to get that now.

Spoiler

yfw Chris made more money than you did this morning.

 

[Simoniachu]

I.....why? why would anyone buy this?

 

[Jaimas]

Ween is like... (forgive me if I'm wrong to those that are "older" at this than I am) a wanna be troll. A try hard troll. But at the same time, they want attention from Chris or even from other trolls. Attention whore type person.

Thank you for the clarification.

Idly, your avatar is delightful.

 

[Lalala]

I.....why? why would anyone buy this?

Because some people have more money than sense.

 

[Jaimas]

I.....why? why would anyone buy this?

I try to refrain from using memes. Even ones from Dark Souls. But....

 

[Shadow Fox]

there is not enough

in the world

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Spoiler

I.....why? why would anyone buy this?

They probably aren't purchasing it. Weens will be weens...

 

[Doctor Duke]

if these purchases are legit, didn't marvin or someone at some point say too much of this kind of thing will start feeling like a job to chris? and that would mean he'd out of the stress of printing multiple photos?

 

[Blueberry]

I'm surprised these photos have not spawned a "DOES CHRIS EVEN SHOWER???" thread yet.

 

[Marvin]

if these purchases are legit, didn't marvin or someone at some point say too much of this kind of thing will start feeling like a job to chris? and that would mean he'd out of the stress of printing multiple photos?

Chris wants to get the most money (money is a get-out-of-jail-free-card from Barb's bitching) for the least amount of work. He prefers less work over more money. So, he'll continue do this picture thing while he's still got customers, or until he finds a better way to get money.

He won't get stressed (he's always stressed) and quit, but he'll constantly be pissed that it's even come to this. In his head, he categorically shouldn't have to exert himself to get what he wants. But that won't make him stop because he's more desperate now.

 

[littlebiscuits]

These pictures really demonstrate how minor/non-existent his heterochromia is.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm surprised these photos have not spawned a "DOES CHRIS EVEN SHOWER???" thread yet.

That's what the random comment thread is for.