Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Russtard]

Call me, but something's feeling different about this book "release date." He usually promises a date in the future, then scrubs the post away when it doesn't happen or posts an excuse blaming someone else for his own exceptional fuck ups. This time he's done neither.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there is SOMETHING, albeit shitty, and he's close to actually releasing but can't get the format right or something.

EDIT: well never fuckin' mind.

 

[Deadpool]

Call me, but something's feeling different about this book "release date." He usually promises a date in the future, then scrubs the post away when it doesn't happen or posts an excuse blaming someone else for his own exceptional fuck ups. This time he's done neither.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there is SOMETHING, albeit shitty, and he's close to actually releasing but can't get the format right or something.

EDIT: well never fuckin' mind.

Dammit Russ basically every tablet, and smart phone comes with the kindle app, and if not you can download it off google play, and the Istore. You're lying shitlips, try another one.

Edit: Also why would an author care if his book was in a format he can't purchase? He'd have his drafts and original copies if he wanted to read it. Isn't it more important that it's in a popular format so it can reach the most people?

 

[XxxwernxxX]

What the fuck is this? It's still not on Amazon. Is he just going to pretend that it's up there? He's delusional enough that that really wouldn't surprise me.

 

[RedEyeSnooze]

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What the fuck is this? It's still not on Amazon. Is he just going to pretend that it's up there? He's delusional enough that that really wouldn't surprise me.

Reason #1989 why the book isn't available yet. What's next? Morgan Hootman swooped in and stole the only copy?

 

[flaccidhamster9]

Plus he will probably only get sued if the book makes a ton of money using Taylor's name, or signifigantly damages her reputation. The fact is the book will do neither. I'll be shocked if the book sales reach double digits. Hell he may only sell a copy to kayli, and a kiwi or two.

False, Kayli is a kiwi

Reason #1989 why the book isn't available yet. What's next? Morgan Hootman swooped in and stole the only copy?

Taylor bought every copy to quash the truth

 

[Russtard]

Dammit Russ basically every tablet, and smart phone comes with the kindle app, and if not you can download it off google play, and the Istore. You're lying shitlips, try another one.

Edit: Also why would an author care if his book was in a format he can't purchase? He'd have his drafts and original copies if he wanted to read it. Isn't it more important that it's in a popular format so it can reach the most people?

I also think he's lying- he CAN sell it in a different format like a PDF if he wasn't so retarded he couldn't keep a shitty two page website online.

Goddamnit Shitlips, if you have the time to take an Amtrak to Nevada to fuck whores, you have time to set up a Square Space to shill your rambling screed in PDF format.

 

[rankmelon]

Hmm, maybe he's blocked me on that account then as I still can't see it, is that doable on instagram?

Yes, you can block profiles on Instagram. Had you tried to follow him maybe and he thought you were a troll so he blocked you? I don't know, I tried to follow him once and he just left my request sitting there not responding to it, until I finally canceled the request, but he never actually blocked me. But I wouldn't put anything past him.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

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What the fuck is this? It's still not on Amazon. Is he just going to pretend that it's up there? He's delusional enough that that really wouldn't surprise me.

Typical Russhole bullshit, adding layers of culpability to his own incompetence.

 

[Russell Your Jimmies]

Aren't there websites that can convert files back and forth in like a minute?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

You should know the drill by now, if you don't though here's a quick guide:
1) Someone will ask a "what if" question relevant to this boards lolcow (Russ Greer in this case)
2) Someone else will quote the post and answer the questions.

What if Russell could get laid?

What if Russell wasn't paralyzed in his face? What would he use to shift blame for women not wanting to sleep with him then?

What if he actually understood law enough to properly bring a lawsuit that wasn't doomed to fail from the start?

 

[OtterParty]

What if Russell played Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne?

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Aren't there websites that can convert files back and forth in like a minute?

Some of them take almost two minutes. I mean, it's not like kindle is Amazon's own propriety platform, and it's not like Amazon wants to sell its own proprietary device, so clearly they wouldn't want to sell a digital format that would only be accessible in that device...

He wrote it in blurbs and is freaking out because the 'book' doesn't exist. If he REE-leases anything, it's going to be those three paragraphs mixed with terrible self edited worse paragraphs and run on nonsensical sentences. It will be glorious.

 

[KM 749]

What if Russell got to be on America's Got Talent?

 

[The Dude]

So, lemme get this straight...Shit Lips is "trying" to sell an e-book version of his book on Amazon. Amazon only sells e-books in Kindle format. Shit Lips doesn't own a Kindle device, and since HE doesn't own a Kindle he doesn't see any reason to format it for Kindle? That's some bold narcissism right there. "Since I don't own a Kindle then there is no reason to format it for Kindle because if I don't own a Kindle then that must mean no one else owns one either!"

Or is he saying that he honestly believes that you've got to own a Kindle to format a story for Kindle devices? Because that's equally as stupid as the other scenario is narcissistic.

The point is moot either way since there's still no book.

 

[BF 388]

What if Russel met Chris?

 

[Slick Bridges]

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What the fuck is this? It's still not on Amazon. Is he just going to pretend that it's up there? He's delusional enough that that really wouldn't surprise me.

The fuck does it matter if he has a kindle or not? Is he planning on buying his own book after releasing it? He (supposedly) wrote the damn thing, he can read it wherever he wants. He's had all this time to think up excuses and they still don't make sense.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

The fuck does it matter if he has a kindle or not? Is he planning on buying his own book after releasing it? He (supposedly) wrote the damn thing, he can read it wherever he wants. He's had all this time to think up excuses and they still don't make sense.

Next we’ll hear some horse shit about a GoFundMe for a Nook

 

[Barbarella]

He will be "putting up the Taylor Swift paperback version for those who like to read a book the old-fashioned way?"

Where?

On Amazon?

Then he still has to format it. Dumbass. And, to sell it in bound form, you need an ISBN number. Which isn't difficult, but it's Russ so he can't understand it.

It'd be a lot easier to format it for Kindle, which really isn't difficult. Terrible writers do it every day. But no, he's going to have to find somebody on Fivrr.

Or figure out how to get it to PDF, then have a download capability on his own blog and a method of getting the book to those who paid...yeah, he doesn't have a kindle so he wants to sell it in Word, it'd be MUCH easier.

He's so re.tarded....does he have to hire people to brush his teeth? Dude can't do anything for himself. Might as well hire a ghostwriter Russ, we know there is no book.

What if Russell got to be on America's Got Talent?

Russ would begin his dance and all three judges would hit the X button simultaneously. Simon would start laughing at Russ, and Mel B would throw a coke on him.

Russ would be confused but jump off the stage and make it to the judges desk to spittle that he really was there to meet Heidi so she could get him the Biz. He would hand Heidi some crumpled flowers, which she would graciously take.

Security would escort him out, and Russ would post about how it was the best moment of his life and the X's were really compliments. Until ...he remembered Heidi didn't compliment his suit, then he would sue the entire production company.

Obviously.

What if Russel met Chris?

Fat man and Little boy would meet in mankind's greatest autism explosion, wiping out the rest of humanity.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

What if Russell is just gay and in denial and thus is channeling that anger towards women, especially Taylor Swift (who has a large gay male fanbase)?

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

EDIT: well never fuckin' mind.

That excuse is bullshit Russ.

Your previous 'book' linked to in the first post in this thread was available in kindle format, before you pulled it as you became aware people were sharing copies of the ebook.

So you are well aware of the format the book needed to be in in order to sell it on Amazon as well as obviously being capable of translating it into the necessary format yourself, the fact you don't own a Kindle is irrelevant.

So another bullshit excuse and delaying tactic.

It's not going to fly Russ. It's time to admit defeat and acknowledge the great irony about your supposed publishing of this book, the purpose of which is supposedly to get the real story of what happened out there and ultimately redeem your good name, is that your failure to deliver anything (bearing in mind this pamphlet is supposed to be only 175 pages long) other than a string of retarded excuses despite Reeing about releasing this book since January just reaffirms everything we and Taylor have come to know about you Russ.

Once again this single photo effectively sums this entire saga up...