Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DarkAlien]

Call out!!!

Dammit Russ basically every tablet, and smart phone comes with the kindle app, and if not you can download it off google play, and the Istore. You're lying shitlips, try another one.

Edit: Also why would an author care if his book was in a format he can't purchase? He'd have his drafts and original copies if he wanted to read it. Isn't it more important that it's in a popular format so it can reach the most people?

An author wouldn't care, Russ is not an author.

Some have said Safari Ride isn't that bad, you know, considering he made it. Meh.

 

[Vorhtbame]

What if Russell began suffering from TITS (Trolling Induced Transgender Syndrome)?

Sorry, not possible. He couldn't be more of a tit than he is now.

 

[BoogerMonk]

I'm getting reaaaaallly bored with this chicken legged, crusty mouthed little fuck.

 

[DarkAlien]

 

[Hui]

Instathirst

 

[TheDrooler]

Hmmmmm

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

What if Russell met a fellow bamboon in the wild?

He'd get pissed because a bamboon can smile but he can't.

 

[Russpoleon Greeramite]

I dunno. Something just doesn’t seem right about his FB post about getting a book sale. That post is a bit “quiet” for Rusty and his book. I would’ve expected him to sperg out & spam the link to purchase the book.

He gets a “sale” and it’s the complete opposite of how he acts. Plus, if you google it, It’s not there. I’m calling BS, and I agree with the others on here that think there is no book.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Regardless of what happens, he will end up blaming anyone but himself for his fuckup. I think he's got something, but it's probably more on the order of a short story.

 

[CWCissey]

Regardless of what happens, he will end up blaming anyone but himself for his fuckup. I think he's got something, but it's probably more on the order of a short story.

Or a haiku...

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Or a haiku...

Taylor Swift, running
A fan betrayed, just so cruel
Slobber Slobber Slurp

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

I consider this proof he is on bullshit.

First couple images are a post from his fb page made in January 2017 with a link to the ebook before he pulled it from Amazon;

The next image speaks for itself....

As the old saying goes, if there's one thing we should know about Russell it's that if his mouth is open, he's lying.

Or drooling.

 

[AF 802]

What if Russell's paralysis went further from his face, and became a quadriplegic?

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

Am I smoking crack or does he really believe making $5 total in sales is "not bad for a first-time self-published author?" His mind-boggling level of delusion is worth some kind of thesis-level psychological study.

 

[SniperwolfX]

Because I don't think it's been posted here yet. My favorite part is @03:21 when you can see how ill-fitting his shirt is while tucked into his pants.

And the award for the most pathetic thing I have ever seen goes tooooo *drum rooolllll* SHITLIPS GREER!

How about a Little Russell covering Little Richard?
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This is what we call a masterpiece

 

[Russell Your Jimmies]

There's also the time he blamed Ariana Grande for the terrorist attack, didn't want people to donate to the attack victims because he was so discriminated against, I guess tried to imply he's to blame for the attack, and got jealous that a girl killed in the attack got a better photo with Ariana:

 

[The Great Citracett]

The one where he attacks the 96 year old veteran for getting a visit from Taylor is pretty awful too.

"He did nothing to deserve that! She did it just to flip me off!"

And here's him harassing the girl who killed herself.

 

[AnOminous]

There's also the time he blamed Ariana Grande for the terrorist attack, didn't want people to donate to the attack victims because he was so discriminated against, I guess tried to imply he's to blame for the attack, and got jealous that a girl killed in the attack got a better photo with Ariana:

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There's nothing ironic here. It's just a lot easier to stop a slack-jawed, slobbering, drooling bow-legged midget than a terrorist.

 

[Saylor Twift]

In addition to the above post by @Russell Your Jimmies - some more Greer takes on the Ariana Grande bombing in Manchester.

 

[theriddler3]

What if Russ' biological sister had the same deformities/disability as Russ does, but his biological mother still only gave Russ up?

What if we knew what kind of guy Russ' biological father is like? (Do we know anything about him? Does Russ?)