Zombiefaceddwarf
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Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Go ahead and kneel, Russ. You can confirm to everyone that sees your busted face that you are as stupid as you look.
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Nah, he'd be the one behind the weapon pulling the trigger for "revenge," but only after writing down a target list on the nearest bathroom mirror first.
I find it quite amusing that this site has 300+ pages worth of written content in five months, enough for a book on him, while he's still making up excuses why he can't deliver his own book in one week's time despite an extra year or so to get it released.
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Russ is too much of a pussy to shoot anyone, except maybe himself.
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I cannot encourage Russ to kneel suddenly in the middle of a busy intersection strongly enough.
Russ is a Darwin Award candidate if I've ever see one, just hard to say if his stupidity will get him killed before his misogynistic Manley rage gets him jailed. I'm sure inmates would have a lot of interest in the gaping hole that never closes that is Russhole. Russ doesn't believe in rape so it would all be consenual since saying no to a felon would be discrimination.
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Because I don't think it's been posted here yet. My favorite part is @03:21 when you can see how ill-fitting his shirt is while tucked into his pants.
Agreed, what an utterly delusional sped. He's created this narrative out of his abject failure, a feel good story out of the fact he's utterly ignored by the celebs that he stalks.
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Nice use of unpurchased stock footage, your ID as your cell phone background and a watermarked copy of your graduation photo, Russ.
Also, not only are his hands too far up on the keys, but they're entirely flat. His form is fucking garbage. Just like everything else in life, Russ sucks hard at piano too.
10/10 content right here. This should go in the first post of the thread for educational purposes.
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Future headline: Man hit by truck while kneeling in intersection.
EDIT: @MirnaMinkoff beat me to this. ::rates self late:: :late:
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Grumbles
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oh my god the shot of him dropping his glasses in shame. oh MY LANTA
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To be honest, I have a hard time picking out the best parts of this because they're all so hilariously LOL-worthy.
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Yeah, that was some quality method acting. They probably did several takes to get it just right. The e-begging at the end was a nice inspirational touch.
Good grief. This goes beyond narcissism, straight into solipsism territory. The thought processes it took for him to get to this. He actually thinks that complete strangers will have any idea why some goober is kneeling for five minutes. Is he going to go solemn, head down and hands clasped? Or maybe looking upwards, arms outstretched, at the sheer injustice of it all? And he plans to kneel at a concert? At what concert would a Taylor Swift song be playing, other than her own? Then there's the NFL reference - "What? The black people do it, why can't I?" Way to go with the low-key racism, goober. This sure is a lot of effort to go through to just fail. At least he's succeeding in something.
"For what she did to me" - as Taylor Swift's personal security detail hires another armed bodyguard.
Good grief. This goes beyond narcissism, straight into solipsism territory. The thought processes it took for him to get to this. He actually thinks that complete strangers will have any idea why some goober is kneeling for five minutes. Is he going to go solemn, head down and hands clasped? Or maybe looking upwards, arms outstretched, at the sheer injustice of it all? And he plans to kneel at a concert? At what concert would a Taylor Swift song be playing, other than her own? Then there's the NFL reference - "What? The black people do it, why can't I?" Way to go with the low-key racism, goober. This sure is a lot of effort to go through to just fail. At least he's succeeding in something.
"For what she did to me" - as Taylor Swift's personal security detail hires another armed bodyguard.
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Slllllrup....sllluurrpp...I can't believe the media ish reporting on #LasVegasShooting when there's more important sluuurrppp...things going on...like a disthabled man slurrpppp fighting evil cockblocking agents and Taylor Schift slurrppp...thish ish an outrage!
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Whoa, whoa, let's not be too harsh. Wouldn't want to come across as an A-log with language like that.
sonichu is dead
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Taking a knee and kneeling aren't the same thing.
One is done in protest, the other is to show your subservience.
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Point taken. Thanks.
Grumbles
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what a fuckin bamboon
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Is that a young Stephen King?
Russ's spine is like a fucking spring. With those knock-knees, the face and the posture, he should get a refund for his genetic lottery ticket.
3:25 terminator Russ on his way to wreck some hooker pussy. Jesus, her horror when she sees this swaggering up to her.
Lunachu
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If I was out and saw some stranger kneeling every time Swift is mentioned or one of her songs are played I would just think he was a weirdo trying to worship her.
sharshorita
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I hope he doesn't get so discouraged that it kills the delusional hopefulness and sense of entitlement we've all come to know and love as the root of all his antics. That would be a tragedy.
Don't let the Kiwi trolls get you down Russ. We don't have the drive and ambition to overcome things like you. You even get out of bed in the morning even though your face doesn't move. How many of us could do that?? No, you're special, and this is all going to be such an interesting story when you've finally made it, are rich and drowning in pussy, everyone likes your status updates and your tweets and pics of you with hot girls under your arm that you didn't pay, and you never have to see that dreaded "Read" message again. You could tell the story of this crazy troll website that tracked your every move on Conan O'Brien someday, probably really soon. You can do it. Keep your chin up. And remember to smile!
And I will get EXTREMELY offended if you kneel and/or boycott and express your displeasure about Taylor in a very public way that doesn't involve Facebook. I will be so angry, so you better not do it.
Don't let the Kiwi trolls get you down Russ. We don't have the drive and ambition to overcome things like you. You even get out of bed in the morning even though your face doesn't move. How many of us could do that?? No, you're special, and this is all going to be such an interesting story when you've finally made it, are rich and drowning in pussy, everyone likes your status updates and your tweets and pics of you with hot girls under your arm that you didn't pay, and you never have to see that dreaded "Read" message again. You could tell the story of this crazy troll website that tracked your every move on Conan O'Brien someday, probably really soon. You can do it. Keep your chin up. And remember to smile!
And I will get EXTREMELY offended if you kneel and/or boycott and express your displeasure about Taylor in a very public way that doesn't involve Facebook. I will be so angry, so you better not do it.