I'm a member of the Deep State, AMA. - I'm reading your email (ew).

Iamthatis said:
Is Alex Jones a pedophile gay frog pizza chef?
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He's been brainwashed so many times I doubt he knows what he is. His real name is Kevin Scroggs of Newark, NJ. We found him doing standup (badly) in a run-down comedy club. He needed money so we put him to work running our snuff porn operations. He was just awful so did a memory rinse and eventually the energetic maniac you know was born.
 
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Marilyn Monroe. She was rather annoyed he wouldn't leave Jackie. Lee Harvey Oswald was just the fall guy.
 
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If you're reading my emails, then what do you think of the lemon I wrote shiping Dr. Eggman and Rainbow Dash? And do you think the part in chapter 16 where Waluigi attempts to woo Asuka from Evangelion but she's secretly being stalked by Bladez, who is Shadow the Hedgehog's evil younger brother, (original character, do not steal!!) seems a bit too sappy? I mean I was kinda wanting to introduce them in the next chapter where Dr. Eggman, who as you know, is eight months pregnant with Twilight Sparkles baby(!!) walks in on his beloved Rainbow Dash in the arms of another stallion ( won't say who but I think you can figure it out and if not here's a hint: He's big and named after an apple) as Asuka and Waluigi are in the other room on the balcony, but I didn't know if It'd be wise to do considering Sonic is suppose to be coming back from his 100 years of training in the Hyperbolic Time-chamber with his rival Draco Malfoy.
 
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How's that whole "turning the frogs gay" thing going? When will we be able to get quality fashion and interior decorating advice from our local amphibian population?
 
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If you're reading my emails, then what do you think of the lemon I wrote shiping Dr. Eggman and Rainbow Dash? And do you think the part in chapter 16 where Waluigi attempts to woo Asuka from Evangelion but she's secretly being stalked by Bladez, who is Shadow the Hedgehog's evil younger brother, (original character, do not steal!!) seems a bit too sappy? I mean I was kinda wanting to introduce them in the next chapter where Dr. Eggman, who as you know, is eight months pregnant with Twilight Sparkles baby(!!) walks in on his beloved Rainbow Dash in the arms of another stallion ( won't say who but I think you can figure it out and if not here's a hint: He's big and named after an apple) as Asuka and Waluigi are in the other room on the balcony, but I didn't know if It'd be wise to do considering Sonic is suppose to be coming back from his 100 years of training in the Hyperbolic Time-chamber with his rival Draco Malfoy.
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Your attempts at memetic warfare are crude, but effective. Would you like a job? Starting pay is $25/hr and you get full benefits after 90 days.

LettuceMan said:
So where are those FEMA camps going to be held?
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They're all over, but the main extermination relocation camp is under O'Hare. The thing under Denver International Airport is John Podesta's sex dungeon. Don't go there if he invites you. Trust me.
MarineTrainedTard said:
How's that whole "turning the frogs gay" thing going? When will we be able to get quality fashion and interior decorating advice from our local amphibian population?
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We're not turning them gay. The changing climate regarding LGBT made them comfortable in coming out. Just stay away from the poison dart variety, they're not really fond of us straight folks. They charge a pretty penny for their advice though.
 
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Next question:

When is the Kenyan usurper, Barack Hussein Obama, finally going to come and take our guns away? We've been afraid of him doing it for 9 years now, I know it's coming
 
MarineTrainedTard said:
Next question:

When is the Kenyan usurper, Barack Hussein Obama, finally going to come and take our guns away? We've been afraid of him doing it for 9 years now, I know it's coming
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We fired him. He had 8 years to turn the US into a giant prison camp and what does he have to show for it? Your guns will be taken by Ted Cruz. Bet you never saw that coming.
 
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do you regret learning what I hold back here, and save for my shrink? Have you stopped waking up screaming yet?
 
Thanks for all your informative replies, @DrJonesHat , I'm really learning a lot. Got another question:

What time frame are we looking at for Donald Trump to round up all the trannies and put them in death camps? Will this be before or after he invites Putin to be his "special adviser"?
 
MarineTrainedTard said:
Thanks for all your informative replies, @DrJonesHat , I'm really learning a lot. Got another question:

What time frame are we looking at for Donald Trump to round up all the trannies and put them in death camps? Will this be before or after he invites Putin to be his "special adviser"?
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Well, according the schedule, mid-January of next year, but we're arming them and training them in guerrilla tactics, so the great Troon War of 2018 will
be a thing. Also, Trump's just ceding the whole country to Russia, so you'll be able to buy good vodka soon.

Morose_Obesity said:
do you regret learning what I hold back here, and save for my shrink? Have you stopped waking up screaming yet?
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I've seen things that would drive a normal man insane. I watch horror movies right before I go to sleep. Trust me, it'll take more than the spatula incident to rattle me.
 
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Can you give me the addresses of every mod on this website so I can murder them in their sleep ?
 
DrJonesHat said:
Your attempts at memetic warfare are crude, but effective. Would you like a job? Starting pay is $25/hr and you get full benefits after 90 days.
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Will I be required to work along side (((them)))?

You know, Crab people? I don't trust them, they're not like those honest Reptilians who are up front with their plans for world domination and the advancement of global warming.
 
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