Proposing Dave Grady, aka HudsonValleyGuy. He's a semi-local dirtbag who's been blocked from YouTube, Facebook & other sites due to his rampant racism. Beyond that, his main thing is his tugboat, and how he refuses to get a job because he'll make too much money. He came to my attention when he was begging for a Firestick in a local yardsale group, but he didn't have any money. Instead, he was offering to trade "dark secrets" about his landlord.
Some social media:
https://twitter.com/hvguy313
https://www.facebook.com/dave.grady.77
https://www.youtube.com/user/hudsonvalleyguy1
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC67Ln6N1wbq824dtAdTLF_A
A small archive :
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZZu7xDnA0ZaW4NiM8DwSug
Some highlights:
- Produces content daily across multiple platforms. Generally made while driving distractedly. Has nothing else to do.
- He became notorious for phoning into local radio shows and being a fucking moron, earning the name "Dumbass Dave", and earning him his own theme song :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWoaXwXCI3k
- Has not worked in 4 years, so he begs for a job with a sign taped to his car instead of regularly applying places. Got onto a news program where they depicted him as a very sympathetic case, but the truth is that he refuses to work anything he doesn't feel like doing. Plenty of opportunities around him.
- Goes on job interviews, records them, acts like a psycho dickwad, acts surprised when he isn't hired. Most recently, hammered The Gap with questions about a $1k signing bonus, and if he got to keep it if he quit. Asked over and over. Unsurprisingly, he did not get the job. Asked the HR lady where he should work instead.
- Because 'tism, he says everything 3-6 times in a row, generally very angrily.
- Because 'tism, his prized possessions are newspaper clippings about the eclipse, and a couple of dirty Transformers shirts because they are "worth of value" and have "sediment" :
https://youtu.be/5Q2Orskqqo4
- Kicked out of various apartments for being disgusting; currently living underneath a black family, which drives him insane. Released a long audio rant dropping n-bombs at 'em, uses a megaphone to annoy them just for being alive.
- Doxxed himself so people would send him free stuff.
https://twitter.com/hvguy313/status/919367930512416768
- Best video is probably the one where he has a computer read a disgusting, elaborate erotic fantasy that he wrote out about how he wants a woman to talk to him. Plays it twice. Currently private; trying to locate.
- Dating requirements : no "darkies", clean shaven, long fingernails. Wants a mommy to take care of him. Seems like a virgin with rage.
- Currently in a fang-bearing rage because he has to mail his rent check somewhere instead of paying it locally. That's been the subject of his last batch of videos.
- Does not understand time zones on a fundamental level.
- Waiting for this guy to crack, since he has no other emotions but anger.
- Repeatedly grunts this weird speech in videos :
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMOqNwcW4AA6wMz.jpg:large
UPDATE 10/18: The new most pathetic thing on the Internet - begging camgirls for free shows because he has no money and they apparently have tons of money. Accuses them of begging for rent money. Except maybe he'll do them a favor too because they have no money?
http://www.writeurl.com/text/7yc4212qx64vn7fh42au/0xbm6wlnm92x8zu5yzoi
Ended up getting attention from the camgirl community, many of whom got together to block and ban him. As of 10/23, still ranting about having to mail his rent check to Brooklyn, since he doesn't have a credit card.
UPDATE 10/28: This camgirl stuff brought out Dave's old porn addiction history on the Internet. At one point, Dave was a member of a forum of people that photoshopped normal photos of people into nudes, so he requested that someone take a photo of "his ex-girlfriend" (someone he was stalking but didn't know) and photoshop it nude.
http://fakethebitch.com/can-someone...gf-the-way-i-want-her-to-l-t14462.html#p94163
...except then it came out that he wanted it for rape fantasies.
http://fakethebitch.com/just-want-to-warn-everyone-t14374.html
...and proceeded to have a colossal chimpout when people weren't down with that.
http://fakethebitch.com/member/pornlover4life-22/posts/?img_sr=img
He denies being Dave, but he alternately gives his name as 'Tim' and 'Brian', and later copped to posting that photo.
Seriously, I think this guy needs a thread.
UPDATE 11/7/2017: Tugboat money officially going to camgirls.
https://twitter.com/hvguy313/status/928019282088341504