DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[HolocaustDenier]

how is he even going to play PUBG in his lemon if he reaches the paytreon goal? the game is very poorly optimized, you need a decent pc to play and stream it at the same time, he will get shit fps's and will end up like his battlefield hardline stream. plus people are tryhard as fuck, he will get raped

 

[neger psykolog]

how is he even going to play PUBG in his lemon if he reaches the paytreon goal? the game is very poorly optimized, you need a decent pc to play and stream it at the same time, he will get shit fps's and will end up like his battlefield hardline stream. plus people are tryhard as fuck he will get raped

Right now:
"This is the last day of October, its the 31st. We have 11 hours left and we're $200 under."
"Unless people step up, we're not going to be doing the celebratory event"

 

[Keystone]

Just to add

@Null switch everyone's avatar to that.

 

[Top Cunt]

@neger psykolog Maybe he's running some knockoff version of windows he got for a really good deal dood.

 

[OneDaySon]

Today's fanart:
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• "I'm Italian... so dressing at Ezio Auditore it makes sense"

I want someone in the stream to point out he's like 25% Italian and 50% Polish.

 

[neger psykolog]

So hard to find out the price Phil.

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https://www.spirithalloween.com/pro...82/c/3812/sc/3188/103766.uts?thumbnailIndex=4

According to things on the Twittersphere (or as Phil calls it "Social Media"):

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

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White bread yet again.

Hasn't he posted the exact same goddamn mystery meat and marinara on a hoagie roll like 6 times now?

 

[Detractress]

I had to go look at actual cosplayers doing Ezio to see what a QUALITY Ezio cosplay looks like. One that took more than a trip to Spirit or Target would get.

Phil has to be completely unaware of his girth. A man of this size and weight should NOT wear white. Especially on a webcam. It makes you look even fatter. And a billowy robe like costume of Ezio only will make you look bigger.

I mean if you're going for sta-puff, go full on michelin man.

I'm probably the last person to criticize about big people in cosplay. Cosplay can be done at any size or shape. But if you're a big person, you need to put THAT much more effort into the cosplay to not draw attention to your shape, and more attention drawn to your costume. And throwing on something you bought at the Spirit of Ripoffs is NOT cosplay nor is it an artform.

 

[CausticMinory]

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YES FUCKING FATASSIN'S CREED.
Sorry, also he's "Italian" so this made the costume "Super mega levels elaborate guize" another year of DarkSydeFailure.

 

[Dragoonism]

$180 for something that dosent really look like Ezio?

 

[AmericFront]

He is saying it makes sense for him to be Ezio since he also has authentic italian blood.

With phil's logic, a german should dress up as Hitler

 

[Top Cunt]

@Detractress He probably thought the horizontal stripes would obscure the fupa.

 

[Detractress]

@Null switch everyone's avatar to that.

Oh dear gods NO!

 

[kebab4you]

Pretty good costume, too bad its just going to be used for him to sit down and play video games in an empty house all day.

Is it? That looks super cheap.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

According to things on the Twittersphere (or as Phil calls it "Social Media"):
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Good god!

 

[neger psykolog]

$180 for something that dosent really look like Ezio?

I gotta be "true & honest" here. If Phil spent $20 on a costume, people would complain. If he spent $200,000 on a costume, they'd complain.

For what his patreon goal was for this event, its quite a reasonable spend. I can't really find a reason to fault him that much for it. If anything I'm actually impressed he managed to buy something more than $20 (which is honestly what I fully expected)

Regardless, it still looks hilarious.

 

[OneDaySon]

I've just realised something - the "Mishtree" he was doing with the random letters randomly stopped one day and has nothing to do with the Halloween event.
Drunk posting and his attempt to salvage is confirmed!

 

[Keystone]

I gotta be "true & honest" here. If Phil spent $20 on a costume, people would complain. If he spent $200,000 on a costume, they'd complain.

By the same token, he was going to look like a retard regardless of how much he did or didn't spend on his costume.

 

[neger psykolog]

By the same token, he was going to look like an exceptional individual regardless of how much he did or didn't spend on his costume.

Yes. It probably helps that he looks like an exceptional individual without a costume.

 

[AmericFront]

YES FUCKING FATASSIN'S CREED.
Sorry, also he's "Italian" so this made the costume "Super mega levels elaborate guize" another year of DarkSydeFailure.

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