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Freshtodeath said:
is it not disturbing that it's daylight outside and his house is pitch black? he blocking the sun with the blindsView attachment 306170 you can see in the background.
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Is the thumb on his glove really fucked up, or is that some sort of weird perspective thing? It looks like he wasn't able to figure out how to get the glove all the way onto his thumb.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
I get it is Halloween, but you pay $70-$180 for an Assassin's Creed costume the same week a new AC comes out, and you wear it to play Call of Cthullhu/Manhunt/Friday the 13th? Just seems like a missed opportunity.
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Counter-argument: Phil is being lazy and using the would be AC costume for Halloween to kill two birds with one stone.

Watch him not wear it at all during his AC streams.
 
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So... He didn't meet his Patreon goal, right? I'm not sure if he counts "misses" at midnight Pacific time, but he's at $885.
 
Freshtodeath said:
Would have been a challenge for him to play PubG for six hours. He probably doesn't know that though. He's kinda lucky he didn't hit it lol.
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He would find a revolver and think he can go off and kill people with one shot or find a AK and spray all the ammo on the first person he runs into or snipe people with a shotgun.
Something that is sure is that he would make fun off all the names on the map and we would hear a lot of "I fired first, yet i died, sure!"!
 
Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
So... He didn't meet his Patreon goal, right? I'm not sure if he counts "misses" at midnight Pacific time, but he's at $885.
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Unless there was someone who "stepped up" and pledged then canceled so they would not be charged again, but Dsp usually tweets if someone did that and he hasn't said anything. @SoapQueen1 usually has the stats for this so they would know for sure.
 
I think Phil disliked every game that he played tonight, right? He boredquit Call of Cthulhu, spent Friday the 13th complaining about how flawed it is as a game and ragequit Manhunt.
 
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tripmix said:
Reasons why Phil Burnell is not Italian:

  1. He keeps saying he's from Connecticut.
  2. Doesn't even have an Italian accent.
  3. Burnell is hardly an Italian surname. It has its origins in anglo-saxon tribes of Britain https://www.houseofnames.com/burnell-family-crest
  4. There is a christmas vlog where he says he hasn't even been to Europe so he couldn't have possibly even been to Italy. Actual timestamp is 01:35 but the bit before is good to https://youtu.be/cHcAZaU2lxs?t=59s
  5. Pretty sure he can't even speak Italian.
  6. His sauce with canned tomatoes and a diabetes inducing amount of sugar.
  7. His passport if he even had one would be an American passport.
Why does he pretend to be Italian? Is connecticut that bad he has to pretend to be from somewhere else.
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He's Italian in the same way that that kid in your Spanish class claimed he was Spanish because his great grandfather lived in Honduras for a period of time. At some point he's got Italian in his background and probably his Grandmother was part Italian and she was the one that always made the special Italian sauce.

But canned tomatoes are not a deal breaker. Yes, during the summer when they're in season and they're fresh and sweet and so amazing off the vine you use those. There's no reason not to. But you also spend a good day canning or jarring them because what are you going to do in the middle of winter when you want some nice marinara? You use some of the canned / jarred tomatoes. Same thing if you're living in the city. You buy the best tomatoes from the market in the summer and in the winter you get a couple cans of San Marzano tomatoes and you work from there. And to be fair to DipShitPhil he does use San Marzano tomatoes.

The amount of sugar he adds however is toxic. A couple tablespoons I could understand to counter the acidity. But a cup or more? He's making it sickly sweet.
 
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Removing wrinkles would take effort. DSP is busy enough with the hardcore gaming season(tm). Can you really expect him to take the time to put an iron to his costume?
 
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GeorgeFulci said:
Also, he could have taken the wrinkles out for fuck's sake.
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I think he said the tag instructed not to iron it. Which to be fair is probably the truth. A lot of store bought Halloween costumes are made from synthetic materials like polyester which would melt if you tried to iron it.
 
The Mountain said:
Removing wrinkles would take effort. DSP is busy enough with the hardcore gaming season(tm). Can you really expect him to take the time to put an iron to his costume?
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He just confirmed he doesn't have an iron. Unsurprising really, he has no need to look smart as he rarely goes outside never mind needing to look presentable for various occasions.
 
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RIP_SANITY said:
I don't want to sound like I'm encouraging weening or trolling plans here, but seriously, if weens continue to insist on giving money to Phil, a better way to troll him would be to pick a game on Patron's Choice that will fuck Phil up (like Manhunt did for example) rather than just sending him a tip on twitch and going "LOL I FUCKED LEANNA LMAO EPIC TROLLING"
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Don't be a moron. You're giving money to DSP to even vote and he consistently disregards the votes entirely if he learns the game will inconvenience him in the slightest.
 
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Collections Agent said:
Don't be a moron. You're giving money to DSP to even vote and he consistently disregards the votes entirely if he learns the game will inconvenience him in the slightest.
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I didn't say GIVE HIM money, I said, if you insist on giving him money, try something better than doing the same tired jokes.
For the record, what you said ISN'T always the case. Manhunt was clearly going to fuck with him, but he either didn't realize or didn't care. It's more specific cases like Mario Sunshine where he disregards the votes (because it's nintendo thus less money + being a GC game making it harder to record) The games I suggested should be voted for would be more along the lines of Manhunt, fucking him up but not to the point where he would outright ignore it and not even play it.

My stance has always been NEVER give Phil money. My comment was on the same fucking weens who never learn. Hell, the Manhunt stream had a couple of them.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Exactly.
The fact he didn't know he bought CoD WW2, didn't know how much he was paying for cable, didn't know how much he was paying for his/her phone plan... all in the same fucking week.

Phone and Cable (from what he has said) is something like $200-250 USD a month.

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I didn't understand how someone could be this bad at his finances while earning that much money until I watched his Fallout 4 PT.

This man simply cannot think ahead more than 10 seconds, which is a common factor of people racking up a lot of debt.

He spent 95% of his PT on the verge of over-encumbrance to a point that he would stop every 10 seconds when he picked up an item, just to decide what he would drop to make up for it, whereas a normal person would have thought to store all the stuff he didn't immediately need or sold it after a mission to free up some carry weight.
No, this one just ran with every new item he found in the game, until it definitely clogged his inventory so he couldn't move anymore. Just like a fat man who would eat himself to death by suddenly being unable to go out of his house because his ass doesn't fit through the door anymore.

He also never tried to pick any crafting ingredients he deemed as "useless junk", but yet, he took every crafting skills in the game and would stop at crafting benches hoping he would miraculously achieve to get an upgrade.
Never even did a scrapping station for his settlers to automatically generate crafting ingredients without causing any major hassle for him.
He also never invested in shops, which is the best way of making money in the game without actively looking for it. (Not that he could have, he never grew or did anything with his settlements that would have made him rich and swim in crafting ingredients)

The result is that he did his whole PT with subpar gear (he spent more than 10 minutes on occasions just to kill a simple enemy that one can normally 2-3 shot at his level), interrupting himself for hours just to find the one piece junk he needed for a mission. Called the game "stupid" because he lacked that piece of junk he should have gotten tenfold ages ago if he just played the game as it was supposed to be.

Much like in real life, he simply couldn't think ahead and plan anything but wanted instant gratification when he walked by a crafting bench without having actually worked for it.
IRL he demands (and sadly gets) instant money by the end of the month only to pay those bills, ITG he calls the game stupid for needing ingredients to craft.

Nothing is ever planned, nothing is ever invested.

Everything extra goes to burgers, high end coffee machines or a brand new hermit car that will only collect dust in his garage.

This is the guy who would walk right in front of the precipice, then starts doing the equilibrist telling everyone how precarious his situation is. Whereas a normal guy would have seen the pit from afar and would have just stood clear of it.
 
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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
So... He didn't meet his Patreon goal, right? I'm not sure if he counts "misses" at midnight Pacific time, but he's at $885.
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"Good news guys! WE DID HIT THE PATREON GOAL, THANKS TO A BUNCHOFPEEPUL PLEDGING AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT. The facing number on patreon is WRONG, so you need to believe me, im telling the truth. Dont listen to the idiots, like Um Oh Ah Yeah, they just want drama"
 
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