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Le Redditeur Part Deux said:
I totally believe that Phil could have his phone bill on automatic debt and never have checked his data consumption. I mean, it happens, maybe he forgot about it or some shit. Really tells a lot about Leanna's character for still using his ex's data plan for all these months, of course. I guess her personal growth in the past few years that me and other people have perceived only goes so far. She grew up to be a exploitative bitch, it seems.

What I don't believe is why this imbecile had to talk about it, in such a braggard tone, as if he was being clever. Just sweep it under the rug, Phil, have the acid uric from your gout deposited in your brain? He could have just ignored it and no one but him and Leanna would know about it. Unbelievable.
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To be fair, I would do it too. Regardless of what Leanna is like, Phil treated the end of the relationship in the most cuntish way imaginable. I'd see how far I could I could push it before the dumbass noticed.
 
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Credit where credit is due the costume while not worth the hype is definitely an improvement over last years. But for someone in so much 'financial trouble' if he's spent above $50 for something he'll wear once when he could have just rented something, well he'd be DSP wouldn't he.
 
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is phil even capable of feeling self conscious?
 
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Rare Drop said:
Don't forget when he covered E3, which might as well be multiple reaction videos. Phil could have a job of literally taking a shit once a day, and he'd trying to overglamorize taking a dump along with how stressful it is.
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"Next question.. .. You know, a lot of people don't know how much time & effort it takes to work on my business, okay? You have to eat lots of fiber, open the bathroom door, which can get stuck sometimes, okay? Enter the bathroom, lift the toilet seat up, make sure there's toilet paper, because you don't want to run out of it during, okay? Close the door, drop the pants, and do the business.. And that's not even mentioning the time the pipes clogged up and I had to wait for the plumber to show up, okay? So don't belittle my business you Stoopid idiots ack ack ack ack"
 
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ThePlagueTND said:
There is something I'm looking forward to in Call of Cthulhu. Not going to say what it is, but if it happens, it'll be hilarious.

EDIT: I'll point it out if it happens
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It happened! He can't get passed that part. It will always crash.

EDIT: He made it through after three tries. Maybe they finally patched it somewhat. This game is glitchy as shit anyway, it'll probably happen again.
 
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HolocaustDenier said:
how is he even going to play PUBG in his lemon if he reaches the paytreon goal? the game is very poorly optimized, you need a decent pc to play and stream it at the same time, he will get shit fps's and will end up like his battlefield hardline stream. plus people are tryhard as fuck, he will get raped
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Nah, he's good. Since he'll hide from combat as usual, the CPU won't have to do much anyways. And when the reaper calls he will have the perfect excuse claiming "the poorly programmed gme costs him his win". Lose-lose-Situation. Or win-win, depending which side one's on.

Addendum: what the fuck was this prick doing while I was writing? Wife came into my room, asking if I would be watching porn, because Dicksitphil was moaning like Ron Jeremy.
 
DSPGouting said:
Lol he looks like he has long 1800's style hair und r the Fatassins creed hood, like a porky lord from Tudor times
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I was going to say the same thing and there was this mental image I had from some movie I'd seen years and years ago that he would be from, but I can't remember for the life of me what it was ):
 
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Corypheus said:
To be fair, I would do it too. Regardless of what Leanna is like, Phil treated the end of the relationship in the most cuntish way imaginable. I'd see how far I could I could push it before the dumbass noticed.
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He has probably made the money to cover her data usage from the various videos that involved him throwing Leanna under the bus, so let's just call this a wash.
 
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neger psykolog said:
  • "I'm Italian... so dressing at Ezio Auditore it makes sense"
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Reasons why Phil Burnell is not Italian:

  1. He keeps saying he's from Connecticut.
  2. Doesn't even have an Italian accent.
  3. Burnell is hardly an Italian surname. It has its origins in anglo-saxon tribes of Britain https://www.houseofnames.com/burnell-family-crest
  4. There is a christmas vlog where he says he hasn't even been to Europe so he couldn't have possibly even been to Italy. Actual timestamp is 01:35 but the bit before is good to https://youtu.be/cHcAZaU2lxs?t=59s
  5. Pretty sure he can't even speak Italian.
  6. His sauce with canned tomatoes and a diabetes inducing amount of sugar.
  7. His passport if he even had one would be an American passport.
Why does he pretend to be Italian? Is connecticut that bad he has to pretend to be from somewhere else.
 
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tripmix said:
Reasons why Phil Burnell is not Italian:

  1. He keeps saying he's from Connecticut.
  2. Doesn't even have an Italian accent.
  3. Burnell is hardly an Italian surname. It has its origins in anglo-saxon tribes of Britain https://www.houseofnames.com/burnell-family-crest
  4. There is a christmas vlog where he says he hasn't even been to Europe so he couldn't have possibly even been to Italy. Actual timestamp is 01:35 but the bit before is good to https://youtu.be/cHcAZaU2lxs?t=59s
  5. Pretty sure he can't even speak Italian.
  6. His sauce with canned tomatoes and a diabetes inducing amount of sugar.
  7. His passport if he even had one would be an American passport.
Why does he pretend to be Italian? Is connecticut that bad he has to pretend to be from somewhere else.
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I think he's claiming Italian heritage, not that he's a native dago.
 
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tripmix said:
Reasons why Phil Burnell is not Italian:

  1. He keeps saying he's from Connecticut.
  2. Doesn't even have an Italian accent.
  3. Burnell is hardly an Italian surname. It has its origins in anglo-saxon tribes of Britain https://www.houseofnames.com/burnell-family-crest
  4. There is a christmas vlog where he says he hasn't even been to Europe so he couldn't have possibly even been to Italy. Actual timestamp is 01:35 but the bit before is good to https://youtu.be/cHcAZaU2lxs?t=59s
  5. Pretty sure he can't even speak Italian.
  6. His sauce with canned tomatoes and a diabetes inducing amount of sugar.
  7. His passport if he even had one would be an American passport.
Why does he pretend to be Italian? Is connecticut that bad he has to pretend to be from somewhere else.
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Same reason he touted his "house" and girlfriend. Ego.

Italian*
Best EVO 2005 at SF II**
House***
Girlfriend****

* Not including 75% of his heritage
** Not including the first 3 placers
*** Not including the condo agreement that says otherwise
**** Not including the breakup
 
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