Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

kop swears they're friends though, just like he swore his exgf was his wife.
Yeah I cannot see how that is even remotely true. If anybody from old ED, SA, 4chan or basically any funny internet culture website hates one thing, its invasive, poser newfags, which is exactly who kop is, and he is so disgustingly easy to sniff out. Bryan actually claimed to have an SA account funny enough.
 
Would he ever actually stream with Jim?

I think Jim feels sorry for him. KoP comes off as a sad case and a moderate IQ lackey. Maybe Jim likes to keep him around because Pol spazzes out and this gives Jim a break in some of his endeavors. KoP's special ability is keeping drama going and saying some really cringey things that are good for sound bits.
 
Figures that he would be dumb enough to give Lowtax 10bux.
I imagine he shilled out 10bux between 2014-2016 thinking it was still cool to have an SA account beyond 2011 and wanted to join the gang. I still cannot believe he pretended to be a fucking Metokur member not knowing that the group was pretty small and everyone knew everyone.
 
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I imagine he shilled out 10bux between 2014-2016 thinking it was still cool to have an SA account beyond 2011 and wanted to join the gang. I still cannot believe he pretended to be a fucking Metokur member not knowing that the group was pretty small and everyone knew everyone.

he probably thinks that "knowing" jim is enough to count as one.
 
@Captain Cum i could be wrong but I think Jim did one of those Google Hangouts with KoP back during gamer gate and they would occasionally talk in chats but as far as I know KoP doesn't stream with him
 
@Captain Cum i could be wrong but I think Jim did one of those Google Hangouts with KoP back during gamer gate and they would occasionally talk in chats but as far as I know KoP doesn't stream with him

Everyone hanged out with everyone during Gamergate. KoP only left because his fat ass got outed for being a retard who wanted to go off about the holocaust and spread fake news. When Jim left he essentially did a "Y-Y-Yeah, ME TOO! Right Jim". He even said "Good times" to Gamergate when it was only two years that had passed. He tried to make his leave applicable to Jim leaving.
 
@Captain Cum so they at least had a small amount of interaction during gamer gate right?

KoP on jim's stream, keeps insisting Sargon is part of /pol/, Sargon shoots him down:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQeHVUtxsds
1:22:40 for KoP teaching WWII history: "obviously Hitler had a problem with Jewish people."

1:23:42 for maximum KoP holocaust denial

1:52:56 for Sargon calling out KoP jokingly for being an anti-semite & KoP's sperg defense, goes off on (((zionists))).

KoP attempting to have serious discussion w/ jim about politics, terrorism, etc:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdAHLHDGtr0
 
@Captain Cum so they at least had a small amount of interaction during gamer gate right?
KoP on jim's stream, keeps insisting Sargon is part of /pol/, Sargon shoots him down:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQeHVUtxsds
1:22:40 for KoP teaching WWII history: "obviously Hitler had a problem with Jewish people."

1:23:42 for maximum KoP holocaust denial

1:52:56 for Sargon calling out KoP jokingly for being an anti-semite & KoP's sperg defense, goes off on (((zionists))).

KoP attempting to have serious discussion w/ jim about politics, terrorism, etc:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdAHLHDGtr0

Oh Jesus I remember this. If you were to open any fucking stream back then, and were to bet on whether or not Bryan would bring up "Logical fallacies" completely out of context, you should have bet your house and savings because you would be a winning man. Crying "Strawman" to even the slightest metaphor that works within the context of a conversation.
 
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So I've been looking at these old KoP related streams and it reminded me of how exceptional he was during Gamergate. In the absence of fresh KoP sperging, here is a golden oldie. This is a Sargon stream where Sargon is trying to clean up KoP's drama mess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UczG0dWJpz8

TL/DR explanation: KoP doesn't understand how Skype chat works and thought MundaneMatt was trying to dox/attack another exceptional GG person called RougeStar. He started accusing MundaneMatt of all kinds of dumb drama shit. In reality Rouge & Matt had a minor squabble that was already resolved amicably.

Lowlights:
2:31:20 - KoP spergs out for 3 minutes about how MundaneMatt is "conspiring" against RougeStar :autism:

2:34:18 - MundaneMatt doesn't even know wtf KoP is rambling about :story:

2:37:50 - RougeStar, who KoP is white-knighting like crazy, totally shoots him down, breaking his little autistic heart.

2:40:48 - Sargon attempts to make peace, to which KoP (the only one who has been incoherent at all) asks if everyone is high or drunk.

2:44:26 - Sargon looks at the "evidence" KoP has been sperging about, asks wtf he is even talking about. KoP continues sperging.

2:45:44 - MundaneMatt also looks at the "evidence" and is very confused wtf KoP is talking about.

2:47:18 - ShortFatOtaku has figured out what actually happened, (i.e. nothing) and explains it, KoP rage-quits the stream.

3:20:48 - KoP comes back on the stream in a state of extreme butt-hurt, claims he has been talking to "journalists" and that they are "verifying" that he is totally correct (and presumably also handsome and smart). :story:
 
So I've been looking at these old KoP related streams and it reminded me of how exceptional he was during Gamergate. In the absence of fresh KoP sperging, here is a golden oldie. This is a Sargon stream where Sargon is trying to clean up KoP's drama mess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UczG0dWJpz8

TL/DR explanation: KoP doesn't understand how Skype chat works and thought MundaneMatt was trying to dox/attack another exceptional GG person called RougeStar. He started accusing MundaneMatt of all kinds of dumb drama shit. In reality Rouge & Matt had a minor squabble that was already resolved amicably.

Lowlights:
2:31:20 - KoP spergs out for 3 minutes about how MundaneMatt is "conspiring" against RougeStar :autism:

2:34:18 - MundaneMatt doesn't even know wtf KoP is rambling about :story:

2:37:50 - RougeStar, who KoP is white-knighting like crazy, totally shoots him down, breaking his little autistic heart.

2:40:48 - Sargon attempts to make peace, to which KoP (the only one who has been incoherent at all) asks if everyone is high or drunk.

2:44:26 - Sargon looks at the "evidence" KoP has been sperging about, asks wtf he is even talking about. KoP continues sperging.

2:45:44 - MundaneMatt also looks at the "evidence" and is very confused wtf KoP is talking about.

2:47:18 - ShortFatOtaku has figured out what actually happened, (i.e. nothing) and explains it, KoP rage-quits the stream.

3:20:48 - KoP comes back on the stream in a state of extreme butt-hurt, claims he has been talking to "journalists" and that they are "verifying" that he is totally correct (and presumably also handsome and smart). :story:
I'd always heard that KoP had been kicked out of GG for being too autistic/racist for them, but I'd never seen it first-hand. How is this fuckwit still alive?
 
I'd always heard that KoP had been kicked out of GG for being too autistic/racist for them, but I'd never seen it first-hand. How is this fuckwit still alive?

Usually when you're as autistic as Bryan here you have care workers who will feed and bathe you. It's a shit and thankless job with pretty low pay and as you can see with his sperging, it helps no one.
 
I'd always heard that KoP had been kicked out of GG for being too autistic/racist for them, but I'd never seen it first-hand. How is this fuckwit still alive?

KoP's downfall from GG was a good time, great oldie. The nail in his coffin was the "Denton Leak". It's so exceptional that it boggles the mind, even today. Here is a refresher:

TL/DR explainery:

-KoP gets trolled by an obvious fake account who gives him damning "evidence" about Steven Totilo (game journo) in the form of an email supposedly showing Totilo planning anti-GG ops.

-He goes to Milo hoping he will break the story. KoP wants to be a big boy.

-Milo shot it down as an obvious fraud, because this level of autism is beneath him. This activates KoP's tard gene to maximum strength. :autism:

-He goes to Hotwheels (Fred) with the fake emails and sweet-talks him into agreeing to "verify it". He does this by lying to Hotwheels, claiming the leaks are from Nick Denton (game journo). This makes zero fucking sense, but Hotwheels agrees (more on why at the end).

-Leak is published by KoP, causes a shit-shorm, is verified faaaaaaake shortly thereafter.

-Everyone condemns KoP, he spergs hard in response, dooming himself.

Check out the immediate aftermath:

http://theralphretort.com/bryan-kin...g-exceptional individual-sargon-akkad-802016/
(edit: not sure why this link appears broken, google "theralphretort king of pol" for more info)
(edit 2: upon further reflection, the link is broken by the word "r e t a r d" being part of the url, which autocorrects to "exceptional individual". lol.)


Credit to convicted criminal/writer @theralph

Choice quotes from Sargon:

>"Fuck off you lying r e t a r d."

>"Shut up and go away you whining attention whore"

Keep in mind that Sargon was a dedicated tard-wrangler up until that. "we don't attack our own." Whoops.


This stream is during the aftermath:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGjJf5kOI4M

(The guys in this stream softball the hell out of him because they are nobodies, but he is ripped up in the chat)

Lowlights:

3:15:55 - KoP's tweeted confession of being an exceptional liar is read on air.

3:25:30 - KoP joins the call, deflects by whining about Hotwheels.

4:15:18 - Hotwheels joins.

4:16:33 - Hotwheels tells his side.

4:22:00 - Hotwheels: "We definitely did not work anything out last night."

4:24:15 - Hotwheels vs KoP - KoP spergs for a while.

4:30:09 - Hotwheels slays KoP: "that's why I trusted it, because there is no way someone would lie about something that big. It would destroy their reputation. Yet you did." :story:
 
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KoP's downfall from GG was a good time, great oldie. The nail in his coffin was the "Denton Leak". It's so exceptional that it boggles the mind, even today. Here is a refresher:
This stream is during the aftermath:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGjJf5kOI4M

(The guys in this stream softball the hell out of him because they are nobodies, but he is ripped up in the chat)

Lowlights:

3:15:55 - KoP's tweeted confession of being an exceptional liar is read on air.

3:25:30 - KoP joins the call, deflects by whining about Hotwheels.

4:15:18 - Hotwheels joins.

4:16:33 - Hotwheels tells his side.

4:22:00 - Hotwheels: "We definitely did not work anything out last night."

4:24:15 - Hotwheels vs KoP - KoP spergs for a while.

4:30:09 - Hotwheels slays KoP: "that's why I trusted it, because there is no way someone would lie about something that big. It would destroy their reputation. Yet you did." :story:
Hearing all of that with the music from grandpa's 90th birthday party blaring in the background added another thick layer of hilarity. :lol:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UczG0dWJpz8


Lowlights:
2:31:20 - KoP spergs out for 3 minutes about how MundaneMatt is "conspiring" against RougeStar :autism:

2:34:18 - MundaneMatt doesn't even know wtf KoP is rambling about :story:

2:37:50 - RougeStar, who KoP is white-knighting like crazy, totally shoots him down, breaking his little autistic heart.

2:40:48 - Sargon attempts to make peace, to which KoP (the only one who has been incoherent at all) asks if everyone is high or drunk.

2:44:26 - Sargon looks at the "evidence" KoP has been sperging about, asks wtf he is even talking about. KoP continues sperging.

2:45:44 - MundaneMatt also looks at the "evidence" and is very confused wtf KoP is talking about.

2:47:18 - ShortFatOtaku has figured out what actually happened, (i.e. nothing) and explains it, KoP rage-quits the stream.

3:20:48 - KoP comes back on the stream in a state of extreme butt-hurt, claims he has been talking to "journalists" and that they are "verifying" that he is totally correct (and presumably also handsome and smart). :story:


At the risk of power leveling, some time during the KoP vs Mundane Matt spergfest he sounded so manic/crazed about all of his 'research' that I assumed he was coked to the gills... If for no other reason than I couldn't see Jim and Sargon talking to someone that massively autistic.

I really think he should lied about having a massive drug problem instead of his whimpering 'please stop being mean to me' post from a few pages back.
 
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