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proteus4994 said:
I would argue maybe the office was necessary when SA merchandise was actually selling and he needed a place to organize and ship things out, which iirc was the initial reason for the office, but yeah, he hasn’t needed it for a decade at least
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He got the office right around the time he decided SA Merch wasn't worth the trouble
 
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I want to say he got the office around 2008-2009. It was just around the time I finally joined the forums and I remember he was trying to get goons to stop by for some free merch and the one who actually did found Lowtax passed out on a couch and took a picture.
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Supposedly he then woke up, talked a bit, and gave the goon like 10 SA hats and went back to sleep.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
I want to say he got the office around 2008-2009. It was just around the time I finally joined the forums and I remember he was trying to get goons to stop by for some free merch and the one who actually did found Lowtax passed out on a couch and took a picture.
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Supposedly he then woke up, talked a bit, and gave the goon like 10 SA hats and went back to sleep.
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Then he got it way after he stopped actually trying to move merch, because I remember him talking about how much he didn't want to sell SA shit, including those grenade keychains that were actually popular for a bit, because the shipping was a pain in the ass way back in 06
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
I want to say he got the office around 2008-2009. It was just around the time I finally joined the forums and I remember he was trying to get goons to stop by for some free merch and the one who actually did found Lowtax passed out on a couch and took a picture.
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Supposedly he then woke up, talked a bit, and gave the goon like 10 SA hats and went back to sleep.
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I remember this lovely picture.

Careful viewers will notice the half empty wine bottle and the pill container next to it.
 
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Ruin said:
Are there any pictures of Koalas March? I'm curious as to how fat she is exactly.
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there's no allahu akbar emote so "winner" will suffice
 
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TiggerNits said:
Then he got it way after he stopped actually trying to move merch, because I remember him talking about how much he didn't want to sell SA shit, including those grenade keychains that were actually popular for a bit, because the shipping was a pain in the ass way back in 06
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It's just so funny realizing Lowtax is the platonic goon. The goon that all other goons were made from. It's really, just so fitting in a cosmic way.

"The Internet makes you stupid" Should be changed to "Ugh, mom, I dont WANT to!" "I dont WANT to look for a fucking job! Everybody's an asshole anyway!" "Ugh! Such a pain!" Motherfucker's like Napoleon Dynamite. Probably dating myself, but yeah, I grew up with the shit, I was 11 in like 2002 when I found SA, and I even hung out on that old ass LivingWithStyle forum because I didn't want to/couldn't pay 10bux. I didn't really even care or know about the forums until the site redesign in like 06 or 07.

He's the goon every goon wants to be but it took me forever to realize that goons were always mocked, even on SA; nobody should WANT to be a goon. But they idolize the dude, because he's the alpha goon and can ban them and take their 10bux at a moments notice. It really is almost a cult. Goons always want to be the ultimate goon, but goons are idiots. It's like being the funniest court jester. They eat each other for this shit. They pretty much invented--and yeah you can give them credit for some of this shit--and personified the term neckbeard; they're the most attention starved, lonely, aimless, low-shooting underachieving "smart" motherfuckers there are. The type of dudes who passed AP public education classes without studying too hard and thought that meant they were really just underachieving genius burnouts who were really smart but didn't apply themselves, only to be burnt when they entered the real world outside of their 10 dollar hugbox.

Dude is goon Jesus and his shit will never change. Dude will never realize his friends are only his friends for his status and shit.

He's so much of an egomaniac, but he cant even get verified on fucking twitter. What a clown.

I mean Im being a little bitch because in a way, in several ways, this place is not much different. Dont ever think you're better-than, that you should be proud to be here, or that since you haven't had a thread on you or some shit, you should be proud or think that you're part of some goon solidarity, because that's the stupidest shit. The reason this website's motto is "you're no better" is because you probably aren't. We're all goons, you can hide your shit, think you're smarter or better-than, but if you're sitting here comparing yourself to Chris Chan or any other nerd we have a thread on, are you really a winner?

I hang out here, I read this forum because it reminds me of what SomethingAwful used to be.

Lil' bit drunk, and navel gazing. Call me a faggot, I get off to it.
 
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DuckSucker said:
It's just so funny realizing Lowtax is the platonic goon. The goon that all other goons were made from. It's really, just so fitting in a cosmic way.

"The Internet makes you stupid" Should be changed to "Ugh, mom, I dont WANT to!" "I dont WANT to look for a fucking job! Everybody's an asshole anyway!" "Ugh! Such a pain!" Motherfucker's like Napoleon Dynamite. Probably dating myself, but yeah, I grew up with the shit, I was 11 in like 2002 when I found SA, and I even hung out on that old ass LivingWithStyle forum because I didn't want to/couldn't pay 10bux. I didn't really even care or know about the forums until the site redesign in like 06 or 07.

He's the goon every goon wants to be but it took me forever to realize that goons were always mocked, even on SA; nobody should WANT to be a goon. But they idolize the dude, because he's the alpha goon and can ban them and take their 10bux at a moments notice. It really is almost a cult. Goons always want to be the ultimate goon, but goons are idiots. It's like being the funniest court jester. They eat each other for this shit. They pretty much invented--and yeah you can give them credit for some of this shit--and personified the term neckbeard; they're the most attention starved, lonely, aimless, low-shooting underachieving "smart" motherfuckers there are. The type of dudes who passed AP public education classes without studying too hard and thought that meant they were really just underachieving genius burnouts who were really smart but didn't apply themselves, only to be burnt when they entered the real world outside of their 10 dollar hugbox.

Dude is goon Jesus and his shit will never change. Dude will never realize his friends are only his friends for his status and shit.

He's so much of an egomaniac, but he cant even get verified on fucking twitter. What a clown.

I mean Im being a little bitch because in a way, in several ways, this place is not much different. Dont ever think you're better-than, that you should be proud to be here, or that since you haven't had a thread on you or some shit, you should be proud or think that you're part of some goon solidarity, because that's the stupidest shit. The reason this website's motto is "you're no better" is because you probably aren't. We're all goons, you can hide your shit, think you're smarter or better-than, but if you're sitting here comparing yourself to Chris Chan or any other nerd we have a thread on, are you really a winner?

I hang out here, I read this forum because it reminds me of what SomethingAwful used to be.

Lil' bit drunk, and navel gazing. Call me a faggot, I get off to it.
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your an fagit
Also, @Null is fueled on hatred and caffeinated beverages, lowtax doesn’t even have a fuel tank anymore.
He lost it in the divorce proceedings.
 
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Kilted Gentleman said:
Poppy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnIxIlpkDog
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So is her name, Poppy, like pop music or like the plant, like popping a bubble or "Papi" but for white people?

DuckSucker said:
Lil' bit drunk, and navel gazing. Call me a faggot, I get off to it.
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"I have always secretly wished I was Lowtax's best friend even to this day. His personality turns me on and his current social wreck of a life turns me on even more. But if I say it on this forum people will make fun of me I better pretend that I hate him now and make fun of him like everyone else, because that's always been my whole life."
 
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"I have always secretly wished I was Lowtax's best friend even to this day. His personality turns me on and his current social wreck of a life turns me on even more. But if I say it on this forum people will make fun of me I better pretend that I hate him now and make fun of him like everyone else, because that's always been my whole life."
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If you're saying Im jealous of Lowtax or wishing I was the alpha goon or something, Im not. I wasted my life thinking I was cool for being on SomethingAwful and my friends were 4Chan users, and none of that means shit. Goons are fucking idiots. I was 10 or so when I found the site and thought those guys were so cool because they made me laugh. Kinda ruined my life trying to be a goon.
 
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DuckSucker said:
If you're saying Im jealous of Lowtax or wishing I was the alpha goon or something, Im not. I wasted my life thinking I was cool for being on SomethingAwful and my friends were 4Chan users, and none of that means shit. Goons are fucking idiots. I was 10 or so when I found the site and thought those guys were so cool because they made me laugh. Kinda ruined my life trying to be a goon.
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How did it ruin your life? Please elaborate.
 
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