Culture CIA releases Osama Bin Laden's computer files - Had anime and video games downloaded

https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index.html

Bin Laden was a hikki neet.

Spoiler: Informative Photos

Edit: Some articles for those of you who can't be arsed to look through the text files.
https://www.cnet.com/news/cia-reveals-what-was-on-osama-bin-ladens-computer/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/osama-bin-ladens-computer-files-11449704
https://gizmodo.com/the-42-weirdest-movies-on-osama-bin-ladens-computer-1820046327
http://www.thehindu.com/news/intern...dens-computer-cia-reveals/article19963844.ece

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

 

[Un Platano]

Bin Laden was a 9/11 truther.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914809/?ref_=tt_rec_tt

Out of curiosity I looked up "item-xLncMqnPXM.wmv" and traced it to this website. It may very well be Osama's account you're looking at there (dead since 2009, lots of soccer videos, and also Tom and Jerry). Most of it is pretty mundane stuff and it looks like a typical microblogging account, but there was one post there titled "Indonesian masturbation." that intrigued me. You can download the file at http://filesplus.abunawaf.com/2008-03/item-GpL8onABco.amr. I don't understand a word of it but for now I'm assuming it's a phone sex recording and the noise at the beginning is Osama fapping.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I don't understand a word of it but for now I'm assuming it's a phone sex recording and the noise at the beginning is Osama fapping.

>We live in a timeline where we can listen to Osama Bin Laden beating his meat to Bible Black.

 

[LegoTugboat]

>We live in a timeline where we can listen to Osama Bin Laden beating his meat to Bible Black.

ALLAH FAPBAR!

 

[Burgers in the ass]

>We live in a timeline where we can listen to Osama Bin Laden beating his meat to Bible Black.

The best timeline, as i like to call it.

 

[SwanDive]

Anyone else not able to access the website for whatever reason?

 

[ZeCommissar]

Weaponized autism truly knows no bounds

 

[Un Platano]

Anyone else not able to access the website for whatever reason?

It's been down since day one. I've heard that it's because the servers were overloaded from too many people trying to look at Osama's files and I've also heard that they ran into copyright trouble for hosting all of his pirated stuff. Nothing has been said about it but it's been down so long that I lean to the latter and I think it's taking so long because they're getting rid of all the illegal files (or at least making them inaccessible.)

 

[Male]

I can't believe Osama watched Detective Conan, I hope his favorite episode was the one where Detective Conan solves the mystery of whether or not jet fuel can melt steel beams.

 

[Wesley Willis]

The CIA has a ton of credibility.

 

[Shugo]

Anyone else not able to access the website for whatever reason?

When you try to load the main page, there's a brief message about it being unavailable temporarily for technical difficulty.

 

[millais]

 

[Polish Hot Dog (spicie)]

He was just playing videogames and suddenly he got the phonecall telling him he flew a plane into the WTC, and he's like, "What the fuck,I know I trolled some people online and in PSN, but by Allah, I just wanna play videogames dude, leave me alone."

Gamergate subject zero confirmed.

I just realized: The raid on his compound was just the ultimate form of getting swatted.
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>We live in a timeline where we can listen to Osama Bin Laden beating his meat to Bible Black.

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[John Titor]

I wished we captured him alive so we can grill him for answers.

"Tell me now! Who is best waifu!?"

https://psnprofiles.com/sbl_salam

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> Metal Gear Solid 4
> tfw Phantom Pain wasn't released earlier

Did a quick search on avatar and found the source: Some game called Generation of Chaos published by NISAmerica.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

There's even Tom and Jerry Cartoons... just what the fuck man.

"Tom and Jerry" has a certain universal quality. There's not much dialogue, most of the humor is simple slapstick, and the rural setting of earlier episodes has a lot of elements that are recognizable both in the First and Third Worlds. (e.g., water pumps, horse-drawn carts and plows, etc.) When I was in the Peace Corps (:powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel I met kids living in very out-of-the-way villages who somehow were familiar with "Tom and Jerry."

 

[NotoriousD]

Out of curiosity I looked up "item-xLncMqnPXM.wmv" and traced it to this website. It may very well be Osama's account you're looking at there (dead since 2009, lots of soccer videos, and also Tom and Jerry). Most of it is pretty mundane stuff and it looks like a typical microblogging account, but there was one post there titled "Indonesian masturbation." that intrigued me. You can download the file at http://filesplus.abunawaf.com/2008-03/item-GpL8onABco.amr. I don't understand a word of it but for now I'm assuming it's a phone sex recording and the noise at the beginning is Osama fapping.

>We live in a timeline where we can listen to Osama Bin Laden beating his meat to Bible Black.

Between this and the small happenings and articles thread ya'll are gonna fucking kill me tonight. Weaponized autism indeed.

 

[Trilby]

:islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic:

I bet it's this episode.

Of course there's another cartoon where the black cat Butch tries to act like a baby to mooch out of Tom's fridge.

You could download all the .sav files and then play on Bin Laden's DS game save files.

That's so fucking weird man holy shit.

You know what they say, what's his loss is our gain!

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all those new vidya and animu he is missing ;_;

And yet I couldn't help but notice such a big helping of Buzz Lightyear and the Jackie Chan cartoon that were in this mess.

Tom and Jerry have no dialogue, so it's easily accessible to everyone in the world.

You don't need to be fluent in English to understand *CLONK* "Ow awo wah hoo hoo hooooooo!"

For a long time, they were the only western toon that had any recognition in places like China and Japan.

I noticed some Pink Panther cartoons in here as well, that's another example.

 

[c-no]

It's been down since day one. I've heard that it's because the servers were overloaded from too many people trying to look at Osama's files and I've also heard that they ran into copyright trouble for hosting all of his pirated stuff. Nothing has been said about it but it's been down so long that I lean to the latter and I think it's taking so long because they're getting rid of all the illegal files (or at least making them inaccessible.)

Considering that, has anyone posted an archive or something? I'd like to see what other things Osama beaten his meat to beyond Bible Black and Indonesian phone sex (and knowing more of what he beaten off to would make for more laughs).

 

[Trilby]

Considering that, has anyone posted an archive or something? I'd like to see what other things Osama beaten his meat to beyond Bible Black and Indonesian phone sex (and knowing more of what he beaten off to would make for more laughs).

Certainly needs to be archived somewhat.

 

[Luigi]

The stuff is so random (like icons or parts of images from webpages) that it must have been plenty of crap from his temporary internet folder.

Absolutely disgusting to dive into. And I didn't even click the realmedia files.