Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad

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WhatNemesisMeans said:
Look on the bright side, this is perhaps the only video ever made by Chance that you can watch without gagging. His family will have at least one thing to remember him by that doesn't include massive rolls of lard and infected skin tissues, all thanks to the farms.
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Dunno about that. Watching him foam and shirek and rattle the support strap like a German Shepherd shaking a chihuahua to death, rolls of skin flapping, hypoxic black around his eyes and mouth... Seriously, the resemblance to a monster from a C grade 1990s horror film is compelling, to say the least.
 
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glass_houses said:
Dunno about that. Watching him foam and shirek and rattle the support strap like a German Shepherd shaking a chihuahua to death, rolls of skin flapping, hypoxic black around his eyes and mouth... Seriously, the resemblance to a monster from a C grade 1990s horror film is compelling, to say the least.
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Jay: So Mike! Tell us all about Tales From Obese Space!

Mike lets out a heavy sigh.

Mike: ...Do I have to?

Jay: Yes.

Mike: Okay. This was the worst thing we've ever watched on Best Of The Worst.

Rich: No, no, that's not true.

Mike: Okay, it wasn't the worst thing we've ever watched. I think the word to describe Tales From Obese Space is...pathetic? Incomprehensible?

Jay: Yes. Pathetic.

Mike: It's was directed, co-written and stars a morbidly obese man named Chance Carmichael, who spends his time begging for money for his hospital bills, so, you know, that's probably not a good sign for the film.

Jay: It seems that he came up with this bizarre idea to create a horror monster based around the idea of it eating itself to death, which is just total nonsense.

Rich: Yeah. That's completely unrealistic.

Comical zoom-in on Rich's face.
 
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Pina Colada said:
He typed up another rant in addition to the dramatic reading post, and admits that his mom had a hand in making his fatassies a reality.
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Link to the book. I like how his fanfics (fatfics?) are in the "also bought" list below. (Archive)
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Someone should leak those fics out here so we can discuss them. It'd be more than just "Chance is a fatty lol I'm not fat but Chance totally is lol"
 
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Pina Colada said:
He typed up another rant in addition to the dramatic reading post, and admits that his mom had a hand in making his fatassies a reality.
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At least he's well enough to engage the farms. You'd think his main focus would be on recovering and anything positive.

Also, I'm pretty certain hospital staff is required to be nice and positive towards Chance. It's all part of the job when you deal with people as unpleasant as him. Ironically enough, when confined to a bed without the freedom of mobility, patients tend to regress into a toddler like state where they will lash out in some rather interesting ways.
 
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Pina Colada said:
He typed up another rant in addition to the dramatic reading post, and admits that his mom had a hand in making his fatassies a reality.
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This clown just doesn't get it. This is legit narcissistic personality disorder in action. I've had the misery of "working" with a person just like Chance sans obesity for two years, (minus from the gainer fetishist and the horrifying obesity) and every single fucking day he'd do the exact same dumb shit, convinced that the idiots around him were so idiotic that they'd never realise that it was him. And over and over again he'd get cornered and he would crack the shits because the idiots were too stupid to realise that they were idiots.

The problem with Chance & co. is that they put every single detail of their life on social fucking media, and it doesn't matter how violently they hammer on their keyboard in a pathetic attempt to change their back story, what they posted is there forever. There's literally dozens of contradictory posts, the details changing each time, and gaps in logic that an eight year old could point out. If this man where just a run of the mill internet trainwreck then arguably there'd be more pity and less contempt. Once he started selling pornography of himself and building up his own 'fanbase', that was it. He decided to go pro for the mulla, and low and behold, he became an internet personality. Not only did he put himself out there, he charged money for the viewing pleasure / horror of it, and whining about the meanie poopooheads who are now being so awful is just flat out stupidity.

He wanted attention, to be seen, to make some cash.

Two out of three isn't too bad, I guess.
 
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Even Orson Welles drunk as fuck is more intelligible than Chance in his "roast" video. He is so full of fat in his throat that I literally only understood him because I've read the previous posts here.

Also, almost every post was about that other family in the waiting room, this is the only thing that triggered that whale family. Disgusting.

Gosh, I want Chance and his sister to die already.
 
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This entire thread TL;DR:

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.
 
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LordKaT said:
This entire thread TL;DR:

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.

Thread: Chance, you're fat.
Chance: I know.
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CHANCE. YOU ARE FAT.
Totally original content above.
 
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SaladV said:
This thread is going to need a thread to document all the spergouts going on in here, just laugh at the fat guy, chill.
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Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / idontwantthisbutok salt - allegedly healthy individuals shit themselves trying to tell a retarded fat man they're better than him
 
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Is it possible for the family to skip out on the bills of his hospitalisation and funeral after he croaks. Do they have to formally disown him or were they never responisble for those bills since he's an adult?
 
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