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Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur
"So I had an idea, 'I'll make love to the kittens'! It wasn't easy or pleasurable, this was before they were declawed, so I had to be careful. Eventually I did have an orgasm."
- Paden Reilly, confessing he raped his pet cats in his 2009 autobiography "Thou Shalt Not Yiff".
- Paden Reilly, confessing he raped his pet cats in his 2009 autobiography "Thou Shalt Not Yiff".
Meet Crusader Cat, one of the furry fandom's most infamous and immediately recognizable characters. Paden has been causing problems in the fandom since the late '00s, where he first came to attention for being a Christian zealot and threatening to sue FurAffinity for allowing anti-Christian speech, resulting in his ban and wide-spread mockery. But that just wasn't enough for Paden, as he would soon self-publish a PDF in which he explains, in detail, his sexual adventures with his pet cats as a way to try and preach Christianity and convert furries. Yes, really.
Paden is well known for DFE when confronted, including attempts to delete his ED page, his Wikifur page, his KF thread, his Twitter, and even his own website.
He has a KF account and has in the past actively participated in this thread, so assume he WILL see anything posted.
Archive everything BEFORE posting it in this thread, or he will delete it and you will look retarded.
He has a KF account and has in the past actively participated in this thread, so assume he WILL see anything posted.
Archive everything BEFORE posting it in this thread, or he will delete it and you will look retarded.
Crusade Against "Anti-Christian" Speech on FurAffinity (2009)
Unfortunately, most of the content in this section took place in 2009, was not archived, and has long since been lost. There are some screenshots and vague descriptions remaining on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page (A), if you'd like to read that instead. This will be a less shitpost-y retelling of the events that are documented there. Later periods, roughly 2018 and onward, are much better documented.Paden first became noticed in the furry fandom in September 2009 when he had a meltdown across FurAffinity after he discovered what he considered to be "anti-Christian" art and writing. As you might expect, the idea of a devout Christian posting to FurAffinity and using it as a way to try and proselytize was immediately mocked. This was the time period where Westboro Baptist Church -- AKA the "God Hates Fags" people -- were prominent with protesting using extreme anti-gay language, and the furry fandom being heavily gay meant that any kind of religion was immediately ignored and shunned.
This wasn't okay with Paden, and so he began to escalate with FurAffinity staff. He uploaded blatantly anti-Atheist art, with retarded claims such as "atheists are afraid of bananas because they fit perfectly in a monkey's hand, which proves intelligent design". When this still failed to get the answers he wanted, he began to report any art he deemed "anti-Christian" until admins responded and told him to fuck off, they aren't going to just take down anything he doesn't like. Paden took this fine and ... nah just kidding, he responded by threatening to sue FurAffinity for the totally legit reason of the site's admins "not doing their job". That "job" being patrolling a furry smut website for "anti-Christian" speech as an unpaid volunteer, so yeah we are talking real big bucks to be made here.
FurAffinity's admins responded with a simple, yet effective answer: "lol ok, do it". He was immediately banned and told that since he has now threatened legal action, all contact must now be through an actual attorney.
In a shocking turn of events, Paden never retained a lawyer and never sued FurAffinity.
While no archives of this content and era exists, Encyclopedia Dramatica's page has a large number of related screenshots, which I'll upload here behind a spoiler tag for preservation.
Most of these screenshots SUCK ASS and are tiny but it's the best we've got.
Initial forum post:
Ban message:
Argument with another Christian, where Paden states execution should be permitted for the scary gays:
His attempt at blanking his ED page, where he gets owned by a bot:
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Initial forum post:
Ban message:
Argument with another Christian, where Paden states execution should be permitted for the scary gays:
His attempt at blanking his ED page, where he gets owned by a bot:
random.txt:
So, he's been mocked, shunned, and banned from FurAffinity. Any reasonable person would realize they are fighting a losing and retarded battle and go do something else, but not Paden. Like many people in the '00s, he responded to his ban by opening his own website except his was without blackjack or hookers and that was supposed to be a selling point to sexual deviants that draw animal people having crazy sex, somehow. This is one of those situations where I really, really wish there were archives because it really does sound fucking hilarious. I'll just quote the ED article:
There is a very bare and incomplete archive of the homepage on Archive.org to prove the site existed at all, but sadly it doesn't capture any of the funny shit.Encyclopedia Dramatica's page on Crusader Cat said:
Of course, all of this was drawing lots of attention to Paden. He was commonly shared around the furry fandom as someone to point and laugh at, a lolcow before that term existed. It didn't take long for people to start digging into his other internet presence to see what other funny shit he was up to. And that's when people found it: his YouTube channel.
Self-Confessed Cat Fucking (2009)
In June of 2009, Paden uploaded a video to his previously unknown YouTube channel. It was a confession. About fucking his pet cats.Like most material regarding this period in Paden's life, it has looooong since been deleted. ED states that at some point the video was archived, but has since been lost again. We'll just have to again rely on the ED page for a description:
Encyclopedia Dramatica's quotes from Paden's YouTube video said:
This video was deleted, but wait! Not because he was ashamed of fucking cats, no. In December 2009, he'd return by publishing a PDF on his website titled Thou Shalt Not Yiff, where he once again describes, in detail, his attempts to fuck his pet cats. Except this time rather than be a confession, it is meant to somehow convince people to become Christian, showing that "God" saved him from being a cat fucker, and that YOU TOO can be saved!
If you are just randomly scrolling through this thread looking for funny/horror, stop here and read. This is absolutely the primary thing Paden is known for. Even as I write this new OP, 16 years later in 2025, this is the thing that still to this day gets screenshotted and passed around to mock Paden/Crusader Cat.
He provides some pretty horrifying and/or amusing details here, but tl;dr (important points bolded):
- He got a boner at 8 years old (1995) when playing "footsie" with a girl, giving him a life-long foot fetish (that he still posts about to this day).
- He dreamt about being pulled out of a van and raped on a sidewalk by a barefoot girl at 14 (2001).
- He jerked off so often he got blisters on his dick.
- His 16th birthday (2003) gift was two cats. Normal porn was no longer exciting him because he found it "discussing" (retard for "disgusting"?), so the next best thing: rape a cat.
- At the age of 17 (2004), he moved to a much larger home, which allowed him the privacy to discover furry porn on his computer.
- He finally stopped trying to fuck his cats when the male cat clawed at his dick with his back feet, which implies he was trying to fuck it in the ass.
- At 19 (2006), he started participating in online anti-furry groups, but changed his mind when he discovered that there were other Christian furries and joined those groups instead.
- He states that "Christian rock" is an oxymoron. (????? what)
- At 20 (2007), he came home from college for winter break; he immediately, day one, returned to raping his cats.
- While on this break, he became triggered by a National Lampoon movie on the TV when a joke about fucking sheep was made. This understandably confused the fuck out of his father, and Paden confessed to cat fucking to explain his anger at the joke.
- In response, his father installed "X3 Watch" on his computer, which apparently is some kind of anti-porn filter.
- He wrote a letter to his pastor that said "help me" and referenced Leviticus 18:23, which is a line in the bible prohibiting fucking animals. His pastor called him on the phone and prayed for him.
- He wishes for this to be used as a "witnessing tool". I Googled that and apparently it is some Christian thing to "share faith"? I don't really get it.
- Last but not least, he, of course, wants you to convert to Christianity. He uses the absolutely barebones argument of "if you don't you'll go to Hell so you better do it or else".
DELETE. FUCKING. EVERYTHING. (2010)
It isn't clear exactly when or why this happened, but at some point in 2010 he went on a huge DFE spree and nuked basically all of his online content. Website, his social media, his FurAffinity, everything, leaving only a vague blog post behind where he states a "higher authority" has told him to get the fuck off the internet.This, sadly, is why no archives of most of his shit exists.
Return to the Internet (2014)
Paden kept his presence in the furry fandom quiet, but still actively participated by attending conventions starting in 2010 despite his DFE. He allegedly attended FA: United, a now defunct furry convention, from 2010-2013 "without drama". It is unclear whether or not this actually happened, as Crusader Cat was at the peak of his notoriety yet nobody photographed him at these conventions.
In January 2014, the heat died down enough that FurAffinity's owner, the late Dragoneer (died in 2024 of lung cancer and being fat), allegedly requested a "donation" from Paden in exchange for unbanning.
In Paden's own posts here on KF, he claims the email was fake and that he made it in MS Paint. (I'm actually inclined to agree with him -- the font on the names is visibly different.) He was, however, eventually unbanned for real, only to then to get banned again sometime in 2017; a post made in 2018 shared a screenshot from FurAffinity stating he was banned for changing his avatar to one "featuring multiple swastikas" in protest of FA's new anti-hate group rule. He also alleges that he was the only person to be banned for this rule, but we know this is a lie as multiple other "Furry Raiders" (we'll get to that later) were also banned.
The account has since been deleted and the username appears to have been grabbed in 2023 by a shitposter. (A)
Paden Joins Kiwi Farms (2017)
For some absolutely baffling reason, Paden decided to try and Personal Army on the Farms against fellow furry lolcow "Insane Kangaroo", who of course has a thread of his own. IK was a cow around the early '10s who ended up banned from Anthrocon because he absolutely insisted that his second amendment right to carry a gun applied to private property/events as well, and straight up told the convention he intended to show up with a gun and dared them to do something about it. ...So they did and banned him preemptively. Paden's PA request is here:Hilariously, it took less than 30 minutes for forums poster Fulda's Gap to spot the name and remind everyone that Paden rapes cats.
You can view all of Paden's posts here. He had a brief spurt through 2017 and 2018, went silent, only to return in 2020 for a single skitzo babble post about welfare, handicapped people pooping themselves, the Farms, and footjobs:
Association with the "Furry Raiders" (2017)
For the uninitiated, the "Furry Raiders" are a group of "conservative furries" that are effectively Neo-Nazis. Ever heard of "Nazifurs"? Yeah, it's an actual thing. The Raiders are led by a guy that goes by Foxler (fox + Hitler), has openly referred to himself as a literal Nazi, and wears a red armband that is extremely similar to what the SS would wear (seen pictured on Paden's fursuit in the beginning of the post). They were initially founded in Second Life way back in 2007, but came to prominence in 2016 when they cucked a furry convention, Rocky Mountain Fur Con, out of their hotel rooms by booking 25% of the hotel before the room block even opened, to which the hotel basically just shrugged and said "oops". They would later end up causing the 2017 version of the same convention to cancel entirely when a member threatened to bring a gun to the convention to kill a leftist attendee, which caused the hotel to demand enhanced security that was far too expensive for the convention to budget.I'm not going to go too deep into them, as they have their own thread over here that you can read for more details; that was just to provide context for Paden, because for God only knows what reason, Crusader Cat thought it would be a good idea to, while already having an absolute sewage-level reputation, join this group openly after they became one of the most hated groups in the fandom. It is likely that he fell for the groups "we welcome everyone" narrative, and as a perpetual victim this appealed to Paden. Naturally, this has done even more damage to his already horrendous reputation. Later sections will detail people referring to him as a "nazi fur", and this is what they are referencing.
From here, Paden went on a bit of a break; his self reported convention log on Wikifur (A) shows he stopped attending conventions from 2017 to 2022.
As of December 2018, Paden claims to "no longer" associate with Furry Raiders. Too bad he ended up breaking his streak of non-attendance by headed to...
Free Fur All (2022)
In 2022, the "cancelled" crowd of the furry fandom decided to stage a comeback... by hosting their own con that nobody is banned from! What could go wrong with a convention that openly advertises the worst people in the fandom are welcomed with open arms? Oh that's right fuck all attended the con except for people that were already despised. The first year received roughly 200 attendees, and the next year had less than 60 (with roughly half of those being staff), making it by far one of the least attended furry conventions ever. Of course, it was cancelled in 2024 because nobody wanted to show up to a convention that was populated entirely by the furry fandom's rejects.But of course despite the convention openly being sponsored and staffed by Furry Raiders, Paden attended as it was one of the only conventions where he wouldn't immediately be called out. As a bonus, it provided us this absolutely fucking hilarious pic:
Fur the 'More Expulsion (2023)
His appearance at Free Fur All going, as far as we know, without any issues or drama seemed to fuel Paden's courage, as he then returned to attending conventions regularly. His next stop: Fur the 'More 2023 in Arlington, Virginia.
Paden learned a new trick in advance of this convention. He knew that registering himself as "Crusader Cat" would immediately be spotted, so instead, he adopted a new name for his badge: "Frater Patricius". This allowed him to pass through registration without issue, assumedly because the staff did not recognize his real name. And he almost got away with it too, except he just had to press the big red button that would broadcast a picture of him to Twitter.
Naturally, this was immediately picked up by Furry Twitter, who were none too pleased about an open zoophile being there:
This writeup by user Pinball 2000 details that the convention likely heard of his presence, found him, and booted him within 90 minutes, which is remarkably fast.
Return to Social Media (2025)
In January 2025, Paden returned to Twitter/X under the name Brother Pawden, username CrusaderCatfur (though the account was made in August 2024). So far, he has used it to do nothing but whine about being cancelled... and be extremely, extremely horny. Yeah, remember the whole thing about finding God and giving up furry porn to make it to Heaven? To nobody's surprise, it didn't work. Even better (worse?), he's openly thirsting for quadrupeds still.
He seems to have also begun using a female version of Crusader Cat in some posts:
Also he's apparently now gay and allegedly has a boyfriend (who to my knowledge, has never been seen or named):
You might be wondering about the whole catfucking thing. After all, he swore off porn, swore he was straight, and now he's both completely addicted to AI cocks and claims to be a fag. Not to worry; he's no longer fucking cats.
He's upgraded to horses!
While no evidence exists of him actively engaging in any kind of actual real life activity with horses, he has been spotted by others in zoophile chats discussing sexual contact with real horses. He additionally admits himself that he has been the member of other zoophile chats as well, meaning this is not exactly an uncommon thing for him.
Anthrocon (2025)
Most recent drama regarding Paden has been in July of 2025, where he attended Anthrocon in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Paden decided to join the fursuit parade (for context: exactly what it sounds like, a parade of fursuits) where of course he wore his Crusader Cat fursuit. This, much like Fur the 'More, immediately got noticed on Twitter, as the event was livestreamed by Anthrocon:
So Paden flies to this convention, pays for entry, signs up for admission into the parade with the explicit intention of being seen, filmed, and photographed because that's the point of the parade. How does Paden handle this?
He decides to piss and moan that he was photographed "without consent" (A), states that he intends to "go to the cops" (A) to report being flipped off, then allegedly actually speaks to a random cop patrolling the area (A) who assures him they are "doing what they can" to find this evil furry with a middle finger!!!
Unsurprisingly, nothing happened. But this did nothing to stop Paden from having a bit of a melty, bragging about his ugly fursuit to intentionally antagonize people. (A) He's also straight up coping, claiming that he's made more friends than ever at the con and that "15 people want to fuck his brains out" (A)... which is odd because exactly zero of these people have come forward and said anything, nor have they been seen anywhere in the vicinity of Paden.
Things would die down for two days, but in the late evening of Monday, July 7th, Anthrocon would make the following tweet (A) where they determined a "controversial individual who participated in the fursuit parade" had "specifically and intentionally circumvented Event and Safety measures (including costume review) with the intention of causing a scene and disruption".
This announcement was made 10:30 PM EST, so it went unnoticed by Paden until the following morning. When Paden woke up, he was not happy with the news, and immediately began trying to claim former Anthrocon Board of Directors member, "Giza", was defending him behind the scenes (A). (Note that Paden posted no proof that this actually happened.)
This post would remain up for just minutes before he changed his Twitter bio to simply "bye" and proceeded to lock his account down. Two days later on July 10th, he'd once again nuke everything, delete all tweets, and remove all followers/follows, then reopen his account with a self-depreciating description, then start spamming AI porn... the same images linked above that he's already posted before.
AI Gooning (2025)
Following his ban from Anthrocon, Paden would go completely all-in on AI art to the point that for most of July, it was literally all he would post. Most of it is completely underwhelming and barely worth mentioning, but one of his replies revealed a funny detail: he trained and published a LORA for not just himself, but a gender flipped version of himself, and his weird rat alt-sona.
Turns out that Paden uses CivitAI as his main platform regarding AI stuff, and has posted (at time of writing) 211 images. So what does he like generating images of?
Yep, that's a cow crossover with fellow furry Jasonafex, who Paden apparently lusts over by cumming on his feet. We've also got lots of Shrek universe Puss in Boots in lewd poses, showing that Paden is still horny for feral cats. Last but not least, lots of images of him having sex with his female version, meaning he literally fucks himself with AI.
For whatever retarded reason, he also decided to post his "personal AI generation Code of Ethics" to the site as an article, which is little more than regurgitating the most common anti-AI talking points and weakly trying to justify it, and it was promptly shit on by other users calling him a redditor (derogatory).
Outside the Fandom
The following sections will detail other parts of Paden's life not related to the furry fandom. Just in case you want to learn more about this guy for some reason."Let the Children come to Jesus!!!" Website (2007-2009)
So far, the earliest online presence found regarding Paden is a FreeWebs site titled "Let the Children come to Jesus!!!", which Paden made to preach to children and convert them to Christianity. Unfortunately, anything that would be exceptional (Paden's religious writings and art) wasn't cached and is lost to time.
However, what was saved is the "About Me section, which is a goldmine of info about Paden's personal life prior to his open participation in the furry fandom.
The juicy stuff:
- He believed he was sent to Earth by God to reach out to children and convert them to Christianity.
- He began taking bagpipe lessons at 9 years old in 1998, and has used it to play religious music.
- He is "a BIG cat person". Keep in mind that at the time he was writing this, he was actively raping his cats.
- His cats were Egyptian Maus (or in his words, "Egyption Mows") named Candy and Twizzler.
- He joined his church in 2006 and was baptized in 2007. This is interesting as it implies he perhaps wasn't raised religious as previously thought.
- He doesn't like Veggietales ("Vegitails") as he feels it only teaches children to "be good", instead of actively attempting to convert them to Christianity.
- In 2004 he went on vacation with his family to Lake George, New York; for some reason this inspired him to begin drawing "cartoons" to preach to children.
Acting & Playwriting "Career" / Education (2011 - )
Outside the fandom, Paden has unsuccessfully attempted to begin a career in theater after having graduated in 2011 from "St. Andrews University" in North Carolina with a bachelors in "Communication and Theatre arts". I'd never heard of this school, so I went to look it up and, lol:
So much for that I guess! Anyway, this degree is as useless as it sounds, since here is Paden's professional stage experience, per his "Backstage" profile archived above:
But hey, maybe his writing career is going better? Here is the writing profile he has on "Off The Wall Plays", a publisher with a website that appears like it is straight out of the 00s:
Paden's only published play is "The Price of a Ghost" in 2012, a horror story:
The page states that this play was actually produced one time in 2016 at "John Forrest Secondary College"... in Western Australia. Again, this is impossible to prove, no evidence is provided other than Paden's own words and he's a known liar for attention. But hey, you know what they say about books and covers and all that shit, so why don't we actually read this play? Surely he put a lot of effort into it and wouldn't make extremely basic grammar mistakes like not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".
Fucking stunning.
Phonebook
Because of course.
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Links
- Twitter/X: https://x.com/CrusaderCatfur
- "Fanclub" on Telegram: https://t.me/Crusadercatfanclub
- Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/crusadercat/
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