Introduction Thread

Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Hi, I'm here for the sweet salt.
I stumbled in a long while ago after googling "who the fuck is todokaras," and I've been lurking here ever since.
 
Hello, primarily made an account so I can save threads and get notifications for when news on the lolcows comes through.
 
Diplowave said:
I came here for the banter. Sorry if English not good. I am Mexican anime fan. It was really hard to climb the boarder fence with all the manga and figures encumbering me.
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>mexican

w tf you're doing here you bish
gtfo here before i call daddy trump to deport yo ass
 
Hello!

My name is Jennifer and I'm not really great at introductions, lol. I actually tend to be pretty shy around people on message boards until I get more comfortable.
 
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jaydedjen110 said:
Hello!

My name is Jennifer and I'm not really great at introductions, lol. I actually tend to be pretty shy around people on message boards until I get more comfortable.
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Did you intentionally ignore all the warnings on the sign-in page to not use the same username you use everywhere else?
 
jaydedjen110 said:
Hello!

My name is Jennifer and I'm not really great at introductions, lol. I actually tend to be pretty shy around people on message boards until I get more comfortable.
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Found out you have diabetes and more from 5 seconds on google.

Being shy doesn't work when you have an easily identifiable internet handle and a real name attached to it. At least it spares you to have to do an introduction.

Welcome to the Farms.
 
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Hiragana said:
Found out you have diabetes and more from 5 seconds on google.

Being shy doesn't work when you have an easily identifiable internet handle and a real name attached to it. At least it spares you to have to do an introduction.

Welcome to Farms.
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I would have stated that I'm diabetic, you know, you didn't have to do a google search.
 
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jaydedjen110 said:
I would have stated that I'm diabetic, you know, you didn't have to do a google search.
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Of course, point is I could and this is a forum where people dig through internet histories to find personal details to mock or simply discuss. The potential of being rude isn't really a consideration.
 
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Hi, hello, greetings. Long time lurker, mostly the DSP thread, but there is a lot of great content here.

I'll probably just lurk more, chime in when necessary. Keep up the great work everyone
 
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I used to work in psych. I've been lurking here for a couple of years, I think. I found the farms by accident, and it was a fantastic accident. A little terrified of forums in general, but I am interested in being able to give my two-cents every now and then.
 
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You Kiwis are a group of upstanding-denizens, many of you patriotic Americans who wish to better this world by exposing, chastising and humiliating those who act in ways you find ridiculous.

You do this not because it soothes your ego which Andrew Carnegie has taught us in "How to win friends and influence people" wants to always feel important and grow, but rather as a way of ensuring the continuation of a world free of subversives.

For this, Kiwis, I salute you. I'd post a salute GIF, but alas, I am not worthy of such privilege, nor am I in a position to use it. Perhaps some day I will rise within your strict caste system, and find myself perhaps even within the good graces of the king-autist himself, the bent, but unbroken Joshua Moon.

I am a long time lurker, but lurketh I no more! I am here to help you all better this world through the abuse of subversives!

I know many of you agree that Hitler saved Europe from the USSR, and I'm sure many of you will agree today that Russia saved America from Clinton. For this reason I'd like to propose we open our boards to the Russians.

I believe the next step in the rise of the Kiwi Farms is unification under our glorious meme-lord Joshua Moon. Please join me in the below vote in a pledge of loyalty to our dear leader. May his actions and those of his followers live on for eons!

Thank you for reading my introduction! Anything I can do to further the Kiwi cause, please let me know.

Hail Kiwi Farms! Hail Joshua Moon!!
 
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