Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

Crusader Cat said:
What fetish?


I'd like to explain that, and a lot more about me, but it seems pointless since no one would care. Like I said, I'm yesterdays news and have nothing of value to say.
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Ripper Roo reference from the OP aside (he’s a very cool character IMO), I distinctly recall Jesus saying to be kind to your neighbor and love everyone. Why then, have you decided to join a group of Nazis, who by the way happened to be against Christianity (Hitler had believed it to be a religion of weaklings)? They are not at all kind to their neighbors, had they been the Holocaust would never have happened.

There’s also this lovely verse from your beloved book (Leviticus 18:23)
“And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion.”
 
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Ntwadumela said:
Ripper Roo reference from the OP aside (he’s a very cool character IMO), I distinctly recall Jesus saying to be kind to your neighbor and love everyone. Why then, have you decided to join a group of Nazis, who by the way happened to be against Christianity (Hitler had believed it to be a religion of weaklings)? They are not at all kind to their neighbors, had they been the Holocaust would never have happened.

There’s also this lovely verse from your beloved book (Leviticus 18:23)
“And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion.”
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It's certainly impossible to deny that Fascist behavior is so very un-Christ-like. And it's well documented that Hitler put forward great efforts to coopt Christianity into use as a tool of the state.

But, good old religious hypocrisy. The more devout and the more loud, the more likely they are to eschew the tenants of the religion they profess to love.

Of course the answer will return "Oh well these leftist cuck furfaggots were being annoying and they were trying to get me banned twitter or other social media sites!" As if that's a good reason to willingly associate yourself with the imagery of Nazi Germany.

I wanna know what fuck happened to "turn the other cheek?"
 
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Fulda's Gap said:
But, good old religious hypocrisy. The more devout and the more loud, the more likely they are to eschew the tenants of the religion they profess to love.
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This can be applied to any belief such as Judaism, Islam, Sikhism, fuck even Buddhism.

But I agree wholeheartedly
 
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Crusader Cat said:
Oh that, well, I never actually did that. There's more information in a short document called "my side of the story". It's not worth the read though.
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A quote from Thou Shalt Not Yiff, as written by Paden himself.

SIXTEEN: BESTIALITY
It was a week before my 16th birthday, my parents and I were going to get my
birthday present early. We were originally going to get only one, but we ended up
getting two. I loved cats and did not expect to have two at the same time! One was a
tom cat and the other was a queen. By this time, I was a professional pawer, and
sought new ways to feed my lust. The discussing dehumanization of woman didn't
satisfy me, nor did the warmth of the kittens lying on top of me over the covers while I
was pawing (just as no earthly pleasure can). So I had an idea, “I’ll make love to the
kittens!” It wasn’t easy or pleasurable, this was before they were declawed, so I had to
be careful. Eventually I did have an orgasm. I did this relatively rarely for the next year,
I tried to look up animal pornography by typing that exact phrase into the search
engine, but my searches were futile. In my mind however, the furvert (furry pervert)
was beginning to manifest, I fantasied about having sex with several anthropomorphic
vixens I saw in the media, these vixens were not created for the purpose of lust, but I
abused them that way in my mind.
 
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He looks more like what would happen if Numbuh 4 from KND somehow impregnated a cat via artificial insemination
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Crusader Cat said:
Mod Edit: This was originally posted in the Insane Kangaroo thread, which you should also go read too.

Mod Edit 2: Please give this guy a quality OP. This thread sorta deserves it. This dude is a total cow who people should be informed of.

If you have no idea who Crusader Cat is, read the ED Page.
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Holy fucking shit I can just go on and on about David Ross....and I'll to just that.

Insane Kangaroo (Who's totally NOT a ripoff of Ripper Roo from Crash Bandacoot!) is the sole reason I had my 15 minuets of shame in the fandom. Remember the whole "Crusader Cat threatened to sue FA" thing? What happened was IK was one of the many people uploading pictures intended to harass me. He uploaded a picture of CC receiving anal from "raptor Jesus" (a really shitty drawing at that), naturally I filed a TT and two separate admins responded saying they would not remove the picture. After about a month of that bullshit I said "if you don't remove it I'll sue you for discrimination". I would later find out that IK was friends with Dragoneer, which explains his immunity to the rules, Dragoneer knows better now (about being friends with IK, not about how to run his lame website).

IK instantly became a stalker, he called the police TWICE to try and have me arrested to bestiality and they hung up on him both times since there was zero evidence I've done anything. One of the worst things he did was blackmail me for about a year. He called my father where he works and told him not to let me out of the house or to let me go to any furry cons, as well as calling the dean of my college and telling her not to let me leave campus. You have no idea how awkward it is to have your dean walk up to you and say "what's a furcon?". I should also not that in both instances he only identified himself as "someone from out of state". It wasn't until an anonymous furry told me how to report him to the FBI that I finally got him off my back. I'm told the result of that cost him his job.

There's also a bit more about his Anthrocon ban than him bringing a gun. Soon after I was banned from FA, he started a rumor that I was going to commit a "gay genocide" at AC and thought the best way to prevent that was to organize a flash mob against me (he tried doing it on lulz.net, yes he really is THAT stupid). And said flash mob was the leverage he used when he blackmailed me. I reported him to AC security (I know I wasn't the only one by the way) and he was banned a month later.

IK is basically a moralfag who kept digging his grave deeper and deeper. The first nail in his coffin was his AC ban, the last one was...well it's hard to tell, you're just hammering nails into his carcass at this point. I am so happy to see this piece of shit continue to suffer. This fandom has been a living hell for me for 10 years and almost all of it is solely because of this self righteous, psychopathic, hypocritical, bigoted, hate mongering, waste of space. I am so fucking happy when I see his exceptional ass get in trouble over and over again. He was probably the most hated person in the fandom until Deo came along. It just brings joy to my heart every time he suffers, I will never get tired of seeing this asshole feel the pain I have felt for a decade. Never in my life have I ever had any serious hate, malice or violence towards another human being...then one day IK came along.

Also, a couple tiny things to contribute:

IK is a liberal Republican, and embodies the stereotypes of both, He's a racist gun nut, AND an anti-religious bigot (which is why he targeted me, a rather amusing old thread here:

http://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/banned-from-anthrocon-for-being-an-open-carrier.63074/

He threatened to sue wikifur for not deleting his article:

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Talk:Connor_Goodwolf#Exclusion_request_from_subject
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your bible fucking sucks.
why should someone worship a Semitic desert slave religion?
 
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