Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[LiveFromNS]

It doesn't bother me none but does it break any kiwi rules if Russ's work is uh, "copyrighted material"?

edit: you know what, Russ can't sue me because I have a disability

enjoy

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B2VdH79IRT1RN1pvdnJ1cTk2cUU

Thanks kindly!

I took the liberty of making a PDF from your screenshots and gave it the OCR. Should facilitate quoting the insanity easier!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1o0wA0CHE2qsRVD0hCXhzU5jmnq8B9YMp

 

[OtterParty]

After reading his excerpts I kind of want to do like a dramatic reading of his fucking book, holy shit.

He didn't need to waste his time trying to pay some girl on Fiverr and trying to use that as a way to get into her pants, I could have done it for free and he would have had his book out by the end of the month.



Oh god is he writing this book as he reads this fucking thread? Because I think he might be. "Shitlips Greer". Whoever said he was bluffing about his book, holy shit. He's like a little kid who didn't do his homework so he's sitting in the stairwell before class just trying to fucking rush it.

This is so great.

shit or get off the pot

 

[ES 148]

Where's Owlgan Freeman?

 

[Russtard]

Where's Owlgan Freeman?

Midway through chapter 6, he appears in an absolutely real dream that totally happened, complete with jokes.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Where's the book? here's the book.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B2VdH79IRT1RN1pvdnJ1cTk2cUU

(edited to move it to a burner google drive)

Godbear bless you.

Also, wtf, Russ. I thought this was meant to be a book, it reads more like a high school essay.

 

[Bamboon McDrool]

Soooo many people could sue him. And I hope they do.
Russ, if you're reading, you insisted your song was a gift to her yet MANY times in the book you say you wanted her help and wanted her to do your music. Which us it? Also. Nobody, celebrity or not owes you anything. It doesn't matter how much effort they put in. If I spent two years pooping in a bag to gift you, by your logic you have to take it because I "worked so hard and so long."
I can't believe he doesn't realize he IS stalking. It doesn't matter your intentions if you are continuously tracking down private information and repeatedly trying to contact someone. Let alone the whole family. I can't even wrap my head around this guy. And of course he wrote the letter from Hoff. Why would he refer to himself in the third person and write in a childish manner?
End rant.

 

[sharshorita]

Just wanted to say... I'm not finished with the book, but I got to the part where he's describing "John Smith," the lawyer, and I'd like to give my opinion that Greg Skordas has probably never screeched in his life. He's mild-mannered and professional and not in any way loud.

 

[The Great Citracett]

#official and #legit is the new "true and honest"

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Anyone else notice Kayli's silence? Either Russell blocked her or she played the game perfectly.

 

[Russtard]

Just wanted to say... I'm not finished with the book, but I got to the part where he's describing "John Smith," the lawyer, and I'd like to give my opinion that Greg Skordas has probably never screeched in his life. He's mild-mannered and professional and not in any way loud.

I seriously hope Skordas sees this and sues him for libel. Does Russ think that changing his name gives him the rights to completely make up shit about him and imply he's committed crimes? ESPECIALLY when he cites articles as sources that directly print Skordas' name.

 

[Wonder Woman]

Anyone else notice Kayli's silence? Either Russell blocked her or she played the game perfectly.

I looked at Kayli' s profile recently out of curiosity and she had the #me too. Anyone care to bet that Slack Jaw was the reason for that?

 

[AnOminous]

"-rible site."

He was literally cryin irl and shaking rn! ARE YOU GUVKING HAPPY?

Shit Lips referring to the farms as "Kiwi Orchard" reminds me of high school when people would intentionally call shit by the wrong name in a misguided attempt at snobbery and superiority.

I think he's just doing a clumsy dodge around libel by slightly changing names.

Also: Kiwi Orchards. Kiwi Orchards. Kiwi Orchards. If that works it should take a Google search for "Kiwi Orchards" right to the front page of the thread.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Did he ever say how many artists he used for the comics at the beginning. The first and second panel are obviously separate artists (Russel has a mustache in the first one and a full beard in the second) but it looks like panels three and four might have been done by a third artist? Also, Taylor looks Chinese when he's offering her the flowers.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Man, this book was so worth the wait. The lack of content from Russ these past few weeks has been forgotten with this goldmine of pure Rustardness.

I’m only half way through but it’s more absurd, self-satisfied and deranged than I dared hope. He gives the detailed fantasy version of his life and it’s glorious. I’m still in awe a real lolcow like Russ actually exists, he’s like the gold standard lolcow.

Also, can we cool it with the posts about ppl suing over this book?

Spoiler

Nobodies going to sue Russ over a stupid e-book that no one is going to read except us to laugh our asses off at. He didn’t use a photo of Bailee so there’s nothing to sue over there even though Rus is an epic POS for dedicating the book to her. Even the dead would be offended by having their name associated in any way with Russ. Skordas isn’t going to bother to do anything, he hasn’t even bothered to go after Russ for the damages he owes sadly. Besides there’s nothing worth suing over anyway.

Besides, No one needs to sue Russ his punishment is his life and this steaming turd of a book being forever tied to his name online forever.

 

[sharshorita]

My favorite part so far is when he gets the email about the motion to dismiss the TS lawsuit, and he yells out "this isn't true!" at work, while he just spent several pages describing how he did exactly what's described in the motion. I love it.

 

[DarkAlien]

This is the best birthday present I could have ever possibly got! I am literally covering my face in cringe as I read some of this shit, holy hell WOW

 

[Russtard]

Let's all share our favorite sections of the book, this one is mine. A 100% accurate description of how a celebrity attorney speaks in court.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Thanks kindly!

I took the liberty of making a PDF from your screenshots and gave it the OCR. Should facilitate quoting the insanity easier!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1o0wA0CHE2qsRVD0hCXhzU5jmnq8B9YMp

Yet more good work by motivated Kiwis. And how long was Shitlips sitting on this 'finished' document because he couldn't manage to do in weeks what people did here in hours and turn this shitpile into something readable?

 

[Piltdown Mannequin]

Didn't Russ say this book would have fictional elements? I don't think Russell actually believes that Ken was brutally attacked with a molotov cocktail by online trolls. I think he just made up that shit to fill space and possibly try to get the sympathy of someone who isn't paying very close attention. (Not going to do it, but I'm guessing that a search for guys hospitalized by fire attacks in Utah during the timeframe in question will return nothing relevant.)

Reading this reminded me a lot of Eliot Rodger's book, except it's not nearly as well written or coherent. I wonder if Russell also has a diagnosis of autism that he's not sharing with us because he refuses to believe it.

And it's odd that he would dedicate the book to someone who committed suicide as a part of this whole mess, but not mention her in the book.

I also love how he explains every single joking aside that he makes, too.

I may just have to read this again tonight.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Let's all share our favorite sections of the book, this one is mine. A 100% accurate description of how a celebrity attorney speaks in court.

I was gonna share the parts where he makes a terrible pun or something then feels he has to explain it, but there's so many of those I lost count.