Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

[Male]

>is christian
>fucks cats/animals

No see, God loves ALL of his creatures, his art says so

 

[Tetra]

I see this shit a lot from nazifurs

And every-time I think this was made ironically and then taken unironically by Furries. And then I see Furries like this guy actually wearing it and take pics of himself doing so..
How can anyone look at that shit and go "oh wow looks good I'll wear this to show I want to kill degenerates AND fuck cats"
At least wearing a collar with a swastika is more subtle and slightly less autistic.

 

[Pina Colada]

Hello, Animal Control?

 

[KiwiMisetté]

No see, God loves ALL of his creatures, his art says so

...well then. Interesting.

+ :horrifying:

 

[GS 281]

OP's been updated

 

[VB 305]

My own thread? Does this mean I'm cool now?

fuck yeah dude

 

[Quijibo69]

No see, God loves ALL of his creatures, his art says so

Exodus 22:19 Whoever lies with an animal shall be put to death.

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

OK, i realize that there's a chance that this has been said before, but in the case that it isn't

How at all is wanting to fuck animals in any way Christian?

I want an honest answer here.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

OK, i realize that there's a chance that this has been said before, but in the case that it isn't

How at all is wanting to fuck animals in any way Christian?

I want an honest answer here.

I'm pretty sure that's more of a Muslim thing.
https://youtu.be/wTq7_lkAIV0

 

[HY 140]

How at all is wanting to fuck animals in any way Christian?

Spoiler

Its not

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

I'm pretty sure that's more of a Muslim thing.
https://youtu.be/wTq7_lkAIV0

I know some of them would hire prostitutes dressed in college mascot suits if their job payed more.

or didn't die afterwards

 

[HY 140]

whenever i see his fursona, I keep thinking its Jeff Andonuts from Earthbound

 

[GS 281]

whenever i see his fursona, I keep thinking its Jeff Andonuts from Earthbound

Admit it... you'd yiff him

 

[Florence]

Remember kids


You're a sick fuck if you wanna bang cats

Him and @tamarlover should team up.

OK, i realize that there's a chance that this has been said before, but in the case that it isn't

How at all is wanting to fuck animals in any way Christian?

I want an honest answer here.

Ask @Artie whitefox.

 

[HY 140]

you know I blame all the cartoons featuring sexy cats for creating these sick freaks of nature

 

[Ido]

Cool Cat Crusader Cat gets bullied

Remember he loves Kidttens!

I couldn't think of anything else to shop

 

[MrTroll]

OK, i realize that there's a chance that this has been said before, but in the case that it isn't

How at all is wanting to fuck animals in any way Christian?

I want an honest answer here.

Genesis 9:2
"The fear of you and the terror of you will be on every beast of the earth and on every bird of the sky; with everything that creeps on the ground, and all the fish of the sea, into your hand they are given."

Modern biblical scholars have interpreted this to mean that cat-fucking is okay.

 

[sbm1990]

Jesus Christ, this is @Allen John Jones III all over again, just with less autism.

Well, to Allen's credit, at least he's not a cat fucker, to our knowledge anyway.

 

[HY 140]

Cool Cat Crusader Cat gets bullied

now I'm starting to wonder if him and Cool Cat are the same person

 

[Troglodyte.35]

What in the holy mother of fuck front page?