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SoapQueen1 said:
I wonder how much of the money he "doesn't have" he spends on gin and fast food every month. $300? $500?
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At least. If Phil really wanted to save money, he'd learn to cook the basics and invest in a slow cooker. He could prep his ingredients and set them to cook in the morning. Then by dinner time, he'd have a nice, hot, healthier meal than the garbage he wolfs down.
 
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OfflineCyberBully said:
At least. If Phil really wanted to save money, he'd learn to cook the basics and invest in a slow cooker. He could prep his ingredients and set them to cook in the morning. Then by dinner time, he'd have a nice, hot, healthier meal than the garbage he wolfs down.
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Not to mention that meal could last him a few days.
 
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To the people wondering how he got sick, not only does his health suck, but the human body depends on being around people to build up an immune system.

That's the same reason people say if time travel was real and you went back/forward in time you'd get fucked up from diseases.
 
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HerrKlicks said:
There have now been a good 10 or 15 min of dead air (no sound at all, not even dashboard music) while DSP tries (and fails) to set up the lobby for the stream...
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I've pointed it out about 10,000 times already but its amazing he still hasn't fixed this. Every fucking day he does the same shit. If he's not playing a PS4 game with the background ambient sound then every fucker joins the stream and asks "is da stream working?"

Every. Fucking. Time.

He probably loses a significant amount of viewers when this happens.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I've pointed it out about 10,000 times already but its amazing he still hasn't fixed this. Every fucking day he does the same shit. If he's not playing a PS4 game with the background ambient sound then every fucker joins the stream and asks "is da stream working?"

Every. Fucking. Time.

He probably loses a significant amount of viewers when this happens.
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I swear, the PS4 home menu music is practically synonymous with Phil, at this point. I don't think I'll ever be able to hear it without Phil's whining, snorting, or clearing of the throat. It'd just sound weird.
 
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Phil's co-op session went to shit fast. One of the guys on DSP's team, Captain Alpacino, camped in one spot instead of "helping" so Phil called him a fucking dick with his mic up his ass and coldly booted him.
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Meanwhile, now that Vidar is goose stepping in the chat, anyone siding with Captain is being banned.
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Kona said:
Forgive my lack of endless video game knowledge, but does anyone know what kinds of games we should expect from this event? I'm not aware of any games that are "Christmas themed," especially ones that he'd be able to play on his console.
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There are some original NES games that are horrible and would give him fits that you could classify as 'Christmas themed'. 'Die Hard' and 'Home Alone' come to mind. AVGN has had a few holidays special episodes with Christmas themed games which is where I know of those two from. Both would certainly end in rage quits.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I've pointed it out about 10,000 times already but its amazing he still hasn't fixed this. Every fucking day he does the same shit. If he's not playing a PS4 game with the background ambient sound then every fucker joins the stream and asks "is da stream working?"

Every. Fucking. Time.

He probably loses a significant amount of viewers when this happens.
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Can you imagine just being a Twitch viewer then checking the live list for the latest game, lets say someone checking the live list for Evil Within 2 and they're like "Oh cool, lets watch this guy play Evil Within 2!" and you click expecting some Evil Within 2 and what you get is some guy talking about his bills and his insomnia and you're like uh... okay. So you wait 10 minutes and he's still talking about bills and insomnia and you wait another 10 minutes and now he's whining about junk food and how he has nobody to cook for him. You'd just give up. You'd click back, click the next guy playing Evil Within 2 and bam, the guy's playing Evil Within 2.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
Phil's co-op session went to shit fast. One of the guys on DSP's team, Captain Alpacino, camped in one spot instead of "helping" so Phil called him a fucking dick with his mic up his ass and coldly booted him.
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Meanwhile, now that Vidar is goose stepping in the chat, anyone siding with Captain is being banned.
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This is quite possibly the most obvious proof Phil can't stand to be upstaged or shown there are people better than him.
 
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OneDaySon said:
Can you imagine just being a Twitch viewer then checking the live list for the latest game, lets say someone checking the live list for Evil Within 2 and they're like "Oh cool, lets watch this guy play Evil Within 2!" and you click expecting some Evil Within 2 and what you get is some guy talking about his bills and his insomnia and you're like uh... okay. So you wait 10 minutes and he's still talking about bills and insomnia and you wait another 10 minutes and now he's whining about junk food and how he has nobody to cook for him. You'd just give up. You'd click back, click the next guy playing Evil Within 2 and bam, the guy's playing Evil Within 2.
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He might get in trouble one day with this. The least he could do is put his stream in the IRL category for the prestream then switch to the game when he starts playing but he probably think people will stumble on his stream and stay one goddamn hour listening to him snort and talk about his irrelevant life waiting for the game to start. He's actually hurting himself by doing that.

For argument sake here's a little example:
-50 people stumble on his stream at 12:55 PST
-45 people left by the 10 minute mark because he's not playing the game
What if Phil did a post-stream or after stream to give a summary of the stream and/or talk about his life
-50 people stumble on his stream at 12:55 PST
-He's actually playing the game
-Only 5 people left for whatever reason
So in the first case he loses 45 potential viewers and in the second he only loses 5.
-50 people stumble on his stream at 12:55 PST
-He's actually playing the game
-50 people leave because he's boring and/or suck at the game and his commentary can be summed up to saying what's happening on-screen
 
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