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But "kids don't understand the game".
"its a mature rated game and kids shouldn't play it".
Pshhh
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But "kids don't understand the game".
"its a mature rated game and kids shouldn't play it".
Pshhh
JackDavis
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AireadLord is a weird motherfucker. He'll straight up shit talk DSP, multiple times, on the SoKast then go back and try to hang out with Phil IRL. Does anybody remember what his reasoning behind his "flip flopping" aka mental instability towards DSP? I know he's explained it, but it was always such a nonsensical explanation that I can't recall.
Well you're probably well adjusted, with other friends you can go to. I promise you a lot of Phil's viewers see him as a friend, and if they were to drop Phil as a friend, they wouldn't have anything else to fill up the 6 hours/day void that would create.
The guy doesn't even play retro games unless it's the one month a year he charges $1250 for it. He's arguably the furthest thing from the King of Retro seeing as he fetishizes Day 1 AAA Blockbuster Hardcore Gaming Season releases.
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See, this is where Phil's inability to poke fun at his own foibles really comes into play. The guy has so many joke/meme options for t-shirts, but instead has to come up with corny shit that has never even been referred to before, like this. Granted, they'd be just as stupid, but they'd probably make more money than generic "King of" shirts.
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Literally just the letters DSP with a ring around it that says ACK over and over would be a great design
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I don't remember when this happened, probably an Overwatch session, perhaps BF1, but DSP did have to calm his chat and explain CaptainAlPacino is NOT Fred Fuchs despite his choice of name fitting the avatar of the person "banned from my life". Yet DSP was dumb enough to have left DinoNuggies on his PSN friends list for months, you'd figure one of his mods or fans would know where that meme comes from & inform DSP (yes that was yet another Fred PSN sock account).
Closest thing I can think of is that silly 'Summer of Retro' spinning logo DSP used in 2013 for a few streamed playthroughs like Mario World, Zelda Link to the Past, Earthbound etc.
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Can't wait for his "i popularized retro walkthroughs"
ThePlagueTND
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1. He doesn't play retro games anymore. He has constantly stated he doesn't play them because it doesn't bring the views.
2. What's with the color choice? "Oh yeah guys I was always of the Atari and also the ZX Spectrum dood!"
3. That face isn't even Phil's face.
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Is he finally going to rebrand from "The King of Hate"?
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He is pretty retro since he tends to play games after they were big or do things for his channel long after everyone else have!
KingjadVCMP
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To be fair he did play some old games recently like spyro, manhunt etc. Had to be given thousands of dollars to play them, but he did.
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From Phil's Twitter:
I love how after all this time, he can't even space his schedule properly. It's a mess.
He also seems to just write it out in MS Word or whatever and screencap (you can see the input blinker after the last character)
I love how after all this time, he can't even space his schedule properly. It's a mess.
He also seems to just write it out in MS Word or whatever and screencap (you can see the input blinker after the last character)
BlockedByDaylight
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So let me get this straight: underage kids will pledge their parents' money to watch a fat man in his thirties play games terribly in a shitty sweater and drink himself into a drunken stupor while he stares at the camera with dead eyes.From Phil's Twitter:
I love how after all this time, he can't even space his schedule properly. It's a mess.
He also seems to just write it out in MS Word or whatever and screencap (you can see the input blinker after the last character)
*Jon Tron Voice* "Well I don't see anything wrong with that..."
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I just dont know what is worst to watch, DSP playing a fighting game or him playing a first person shooter?
In FG he just complain about pressing buttons, delayed commands, lag and the other player have no idea of what they are doing, while in FPS he just sprays bullets in a opponents direction and thinks it will kill them instantly and gets upset when he dont and makes up stories about hitting perfectly, runs out in the open and gets surprised when he gets gunned down, thinks opponents can't see him but he can see them and rather go for the 5 shot in the torso kill than the 1 headshot kill and gets upset when others headshot him.
Can't think of any other game type where he bitch as much as those!
In FG he just complain about pressing buttons, delayed commands, lag and the other player have no idea of what they are doing, while in FPS he just sprays bullets in a opponents direction and thinks it will kill them instantly and gets upset when he dont and makes up stories about hitting perfectly, runs out in the open and gets surprised when he gets gunned down, thinks opponents can't see him but he can see them and rather go for the 5 shot in the torso kill than the 1 headshot kill and gets upset when others headshot him.
Can't think of any other game type where he bitch as much as those!
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Is this really from DSP? The bottom part looks like something a detractor would make to mock Phil.From Phil's Twitter:
I love how after all this time, he can't even space his schedule properly. It's a mess.
He also seems to just write it out in MS Word or whatever and screencap (you can see the input blinker after the last character)
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Yes. It's from his Twitter and he also made a separate post with just the drinking section too:
PieceofShet
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I was thinking the exact same thing. I feel that he's most ridiculous doing FPS multiplayer since it's something you can easily grasp and understand what he's doing wrong whereas in a fighting game you kinda have to know a few things to 100% see through his bullshit.
Being able to see him look down sights miss 95% of his shots and say "da stooped connections are robbing me of my kills dood!" is some of the funniest shit I've seen him do as well as his inability to run different routes, try a tactic besides run straight into line of fire and bitch when he inevitably gets killed for doing so. Oh and I cant forget shitting on the devs for his own stupidity.
"Where I'll be drinking!"
That's sad and pathetic, we know he isn't even gonna get buzzed or anything. He won't risk his videos being demonetized if he puts them on youtube if he said something inappropriate while drunk, and he for sure won't want anyone making fun of him because he's drunk..
That's sad and pathetic, we know he isn't even gonna get buzzed or anything. He won't risk his videos being demonetized if he puts them on youtube if he said something inappropriate while drunk, and he for sure won't want anyone making fun of him because he's drunk..
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does phil have to put his face on every fucking thing?
his subscription and donation notifications.. everything
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Just watched some of his CoD:WW2 stream from yesterday when he played alone!
Quotes:
"I shoot him twice in the balls and he didnt die, he shot me once (headshoot) and i die instantly"
"DID YOU SEE THAT? My weapon went through his body and he didnt take any damage, sure" (They were never close and he was shooting at the guys feets)
"They always comes up behind me and kills me" (After being shoot in the back several times and never once tried to look behind himself while camping)
"I know it, on his screen i never hit him" (You can clearly see the "taking damage" signal)
"Must be shitty connection! No, says that everyone has a great connection, sure!" (After spraying bullets and getting killed)
Something i found funny in this stream was that he bitched about how people with great connection get the upper hand in combat, i guess then his $500 business network must suck real bad!
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