Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[MG 620]

Is there going to be a signed coffee table edition? It would make a perfect Christmas present.

 

[zerohitwonder]

My favorite part is when the virus he gets from clicking a link to kiwi farms destroys all the lights and computers in his office.

It's like a bunch of slot machines in Vegas, with all the bells and whistles going off, while he slumps in his chair. And of course, the IT department immediately figures out where it started.

I doubt this actually happened, but it's still funny. Either way, IT were probably keeping tabs on how much time he spent online while they were paying him to do work. They're probably glad in retrospect - the less work he did, the less they needed to fix now that he's gone.


From one of the latest Amazon reviews:

"I wouldn't describe the story as slow or paralyzed, it moves along a spectrum of entertainment."

 

[This Fucking Guy]

Russell, through your social media and your book, you have made it clear that you are lonely and looking for a date with someone who appreciates you for who you truly are. You have been reaching out for meaningful human contact, and I gratefully reciprocate. Nobody else is worthy of you, but I will respect you and place you on a pedestal.

I accept your implied invitation to date. I spent time and effort reading your book and thinking about how I can create the perfect date for you, so you are in fact obligated to offer me a date. As I am also a disabled person you will accept or you will be discriminating against me, and worse, labelled a hypocrite.

Please DM me and we'll make arrangements for our date.

 

[TheAmazingFeminist]

What I've learned from this book:
-Taylor Swift is an horrible person who lets children die.
-You can lose a trial because of an HDMI cable.
-The name Taylor Swift allows all kind of hilarious puns.
-Taylor Olivia is definitely not a troll.
-Someone sent 1989 paper cranes to the dying mother of Taylor Swift.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

This is why I come to Kiwi Orchard. This right here. I haven't enjoyed a book so much in years.

There are dozens of excellent candidates for randomtext.txt, but this is my favorite:

This was foolproof and nothing would or could go wrong.

Russ is the Wile E. Coyote of cows. I keep finding myself feeling sympathy for him, but then, time and again, he proves what an asshole he is.

 

[MG 620]

Russell Greer, he delivered. 2017 Lolcow of the year?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I'm going to begin narrating on Wednesday due to my work and uni schedule.

The question is...I was originally planning to change "Taylor Swift" to some other name, and change "Russell Greer" to another name as a weak-ass copyright dodge, but there are just too many puns on Taylor's name. Should I still change Russell's name in the narration or just go whole hog and keep it all?

Also, I can't do a Morgan Freeman. Sorry

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Someone's gonna be PISSED. A blogger who didn't put in her fruits of labor like he did is getting Taylor's camp's attention. I mean, Shitlips wrote an ENTIRE book and he's being ignored...much better than a blog post. Given the content of the blog, I think both "authors" should hook up. They are made for one another.

https://www.aclunc.org/news/taylor-swift-attempts-silence-critic-aclu-fires-back

 

[slackjawjoe]

Now we know the real fuel behind his desire to hit planet fitness!
Watch out all you hispanic men and Volkswagen Jettas!

 

[ConSluttant]

I'm going to begin narrating on Wednesday due to my work and uni schedule.

The question is...I was originally planning to change "Taylor Swift" to some other name, and change "Russell Greer" to another name as a weak-ass copyright dodge, but there are just too many puns on Taylor's name. Should I still change Russell's name in the narration or just go whole hog and keep it all?

Also, I can't do a Morgan Freeman. Sorry

Doing it as a dramatic reading is for the purposes of criticism and commentary. You should be fine.

 

[CWCissey]

aaaaaaaaaaaaand here come the reviews.....
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OK, which one of you wrote what?

 

[yarvi]

Oh no Russell accidentally putting out the book for free really gonna hurt his goal of outselling Hillary Clinton's 300k in the first week

 

[Russtard]

Now we know the real fuel behind his desire to hit planet fitness!
Watch out all you hispanic men and Volkswagen Jettas!
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>"I didn't report it to the police because I couldn't recognize the make and model of the car."
>"It was a black Volkswagon Jetta with a Hispanic owner."

Way to go, Shit Lips.

 

[MG 620]

Someone's gonna be PISSED. A blogger who didn't put in her fruits of labor like he did is getting Taylor's camp's attention. I mean, Shitlips wrote an ENTIRE book and he's being ignored...much better than a blog post. Given the content of the blog, I think both "authors" should hook up. They are made for one another.

https://www.aclunc.org/news/taylor-swift-attempts-silence-critic-aclu-fires-back

I have to say, Taylor Swift and her attorneys can suck on it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I have to say, Taylor Swift and her attorneys can suck on it.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this sounds like a SLAPP lawsuit, and I think California has a particularly vicious anti-SLAPP law.

 

[nene526]

I guess the high from finally publishing his joke of a book wasn't enough to keep him from begging IG models for attention.

 

[TitusOvid]

I guess the high from finally publishing his joke of a book wasn't enough to keep him from begging IG models for attention.

lol, at the bamboon unleashing a torrent of comments trying to hijack a pornstar's instagram only to get buried by other thirsty idiots and getting told what a loser he is.

It's really disturbing how he treats Taylor Swift as an object that he was unfairly denied. And then he tries to inspire other people to stalk their own 'Taylor Swifts.' *cringe*

His level of delusion is such that no amount of criticism or backlash is going to make him see his idiocy. He considers himself Martin Luther King Jr. and a martyr because people are rightfully not supportive of his stupidity. He's willfully ignoring the fact that people like MLK had supporters. He has zero.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's really disturbing how he treats Taylor Swift as an object that he was unfairly denied. And then he tries to inspire other people to stalk their own 'Taylor Swifts.' *cringe*

His level of delusion is such that no amount of criticism or backlash is going to make him see his idiocy. He considers himself Martin Luther King Jr. and a martyr because people are rightfully not supportive of him. He's forgetting that people like MLK had supporters. He has zero.

Plus MLK wasn't doing what he did to get laid (at least, that wasn't his primary goal), he had a higher purpose. Most people are turned off by self-serving assholes.

 

[ConSluttant]

I have to say, Taylor Swift and her attorneys can suck on it.

I have to kind of disagree. My exception being their last paragraph. That paragraph was... unwise. lol The blogger didn't even contact her to refute something that is a HUGE issue in society today. It could very well be true defamation and since there appears to be the harm element, the lawsuit might fly. But I only LARP as an interwebz lawyer so take that for what you will.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this sounds like a SLAPP lawsuit, and I think California has a particularly vicious anti-SLAPP law.

Yes, they do have a good SLAPP law. I think this letter was meant to get the retraction and removal to scare the blogger. But she got the ACLU involved. Again, the last paragraph is just so laughably bad. You can't prevent someone from disclosing the letter. You're not in current litigation negotiations, which CAN be required to not be disclosed. So now we all get to point and laugh at her lawyers. More fodder for us! #WINNING

This, to me, sums up the entire damn book. I mean, damn, Russ! You have NOTHING and were told you had NOTHING. But he is the MOST! IMPORTANT! PERSON! IN! THE! WORLD!

This guy. The world is his oyster and everyone must bow to him, and all 10s must spread their legs for his sexing. Anything else is DISCRIMINATION! And so they must pay. SMH

Do a flip Russell. You'd be better off.

 

[theriddler3]

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I can only imagine his excuse as to why Taylor doesn't acknowledge his book. When he doesn't get a C&D letter from Swift's team, I'm hoping he says Bane himself blew up the package so Taylor couldn't have the book.

Also, Russ says he found Taylor while he was in jail. That's one hell of a pick-up line. "Hey, beautiful. I heard your song while I was in jail for making a thoughtless kill list of my classmates. Your song changed my life. One night stand me?"