Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[xyrichard]

Zerohitwonder: actually, I think his (former?) friend Ken is the one now threatening to sue him for using his likeness. This actually has a slight ring of veracity to it and leads me to believe that Russ really did have someone in his life who he unloaded his problems on, who he idolised and idealized, and in respect of whom he imagined that received unblemished support for his activities as a sex pest and wannabe rapist. Ken's side of the story will probably be markedly different.

 

[MG 620]

Greer makes no sense. He's like Vordrak with an actual diagnosed facial paralysis.

 

[snailshell]

Hokay, intro comic is done! I'm getting started on the prologue now, and I'll post chapters as soon as they're done. Sound quality is a little shite (el cheapo laptop mic), but I hope you enjoy.

 

[xyrichard]

I don't believe he would rape anyone. He's too dedicated to the romance part of his fantasy. she must actually want it and swoon for his studly attempts wooing her.

Now, go on a spree shooting? Yes. He holds a lot of rage inside and having a gun would allow him the control he so desperately craves.

I agree. In his current state, I see him killing women more than raping them by force. However, I can see him getting more aggressive and beginning to forcibly rape in his 30s as he realises that his non-violent efforts to attract women have failed. It will require him to come to terms with the fact that he cannot argue a woman into loving him, as he still believes that he can do on the basis of no evidence at all.

 

[snailshell]

Prologue: a whiny man with an overinflated sense of importance explains why he is whining.

 

[Russtard]

Zerohitwonder: actually, I think his (former?) friend Ken is the one now threatening to sue him for using his likeness. This actually has a slight ring of veracity to it and leads me to believe that Russ really did have someone in his life who he unloaded his problems on, who he idolised and idealized, and in respect of whom he imagined that received unblemished support for his activities as a sex pest and wannabe rapist. Ken's side of the story will probably be markedly different.

This is how I understood it as well, since "John Smith" is clearly supposed to be his Skordas expy. But how on Earth is adding a fictitious paragraph about how Ken got burned in his car going to protect you from using his likeness without permission? I get that it brings the story closer to true fiction, but Shit Lips is still claiming that it's a true story.

Also wanted to add this comment to the archive- Marilyn, you're flying a little too close to the sun of logic for Russell's taste. Tone it down.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Okay, so I'm choosing to read the book while listening to a soundtrack to a romance visual novel to better set the mood, and the most romantic song of the soundtrack started playing the moment Russell saw Taylor Swift on the TV. The imagery was too perfect to not share.

(I'm also kind of shocked that it took Russell that long to realize Taylor Swift was a thing, if he indeed discovered her while in jail. Wasn't she already huge before December of 2009, especially if his sister knew about her before he did? And he's claiming he was 18 when he was arrested. That makes her his "teenage dream" even more creepy.)

Also these parts are amusing to me so far:

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This one makes me think he's going to threaten to sue me for rolling my eyes at a disabled person.

This one just baffles me. He thinks this is how a disabled war veteran would brag about how he got his deformity--especially in this scenario?

This one I can see a self-aware disabled person doing, but this isn't charming coming from Russhole.

EDIT 1: Finished chapter six. Holy shit, this is amazing, but I need a break to let this all sink in. Gonna share some more stuff in the meantime.

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You totally get her, Russ.

What is it with Russ and the British?

Doughnuts with Colossal Crunch?

The fact Russ admits a 70-year-old billionaire has a better chance at wooing Taylor than him is amazing.

Russhole just can't pass up an opportunity to mock religion, can he.

Gee, maybe if Russell saved his hard-earned money for necessities instead of spending it on brothel trips and pointless lawsuits, he wouldn't have flipped his shit at losing 400 bucks.

That sucks and all, but there's no fucks to be given toward someone who will unironically say beauty is only skin deep and yet can't understand why it is he's such an ugly person.

Maybe it's because these readers still have their heads screwed on tight on their shoulders and know better than to dedicate their entire waking moment drooling over a celebrity.

lmao

That's not what "quip" means. Jay's not even quipping.

Because being a black owl with the voice of Morgan Freeman totally isn't a stereotype.

Taylor doesn't want to see your fruits, Russ. For the love of all that's holy in this world, please don't show anyone your fruits. We don't want to see them.

This is like a "tomato in the mirror" moment, but there's no self-awareness. Also, I'm sure Taylor would really appreciate Russ' comment about her mother's cancer.

This metaphor needs to be in a better book.

Takes one to know one, just replace "weirdos" with "incels".

The unsung hero.

Even in Russell's dreams, he gets screwed over while everyone else imagine themselves getting those very machine guns.

Well that's an image I didn't need in my head. Thanks, Russhole.

Goddamn, he's just not going to let this one go.

And we can safely assume he changed his mind once Max got a visit from Taylor.

HOLY SHIT.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

EDIT 2: Finished. That was quite the ride, though it peetered out after the Taylor Swift trial because I guess he couldn't truly spin the other events the way he wanted. Got more of my favorite excerpts, but these just speak for themselves.

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Random.txt candidate right here.

So now we know the reason why Russell said the judge's ruling wasn't logical, he was zoning out when it wasn't going his way.

Nah, you're just an asshole, Russ.

Beautiful.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

From what I know of their friendship, non-fictional 'Ken' = Russ's real life and fb friend Michael Viramontes.

Take away all of the obviously made up crap and you're left with the kind of support and advice that Michael has given to Russ over the last couple of years, including Michael's encouragement of Russell's continued stalking and harassment of Taylor Swift and various other people. I suspect that was Michael's concern, about how he was portrayed in the book and the personal consequences that might have for him, hence him wanting Russ to fictionalise aspects of their relationship and the character that has become known as 'Ken'.

I'm pretty sure that Michael even used the 'Hiroshima' reference in a fb reply one time.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I think we can all be grateful we have mouths that open and close properly.

 

[Barbarella]

Somebody above thinks Ken is Skordas. No. John Smith is Skordas. We don't know Ken, but it's somebody Russ seems to know IRL. Could it be Viramonte or Soren?

Before he published the book, one of the many excuses he used was that his friend was worried he'd be portrayed inaccurately. I thought he was going to send him the book for his stamp of approval, but instead he made up that firebombing scene to fuzzy the details. I'm not sure how it does that exactly, except that if somebody guesses who Russ is, he can say "it's not him, do you see scars on him?"

 

[snailshell]

Chapter 1: A Whiny Man Uses Lots Of Footnotes. This chapter isn't horribly interesting unless you really like hearing a wannabe legal sperg in his full spergery.

Time for another drink. Boring material is rough on the voice. The good stuff is about to start though!

 

[AnOminous]

So he is losing it, I think he honestly thought that people would believe what he wrote but now as it's getting picked apart (he's reading this thread to see what we are saying about the book) he is trying to back track and cover for what he has written. He's only going to get more manic as he realises this book isn't going to change how people think like he really thought it would.

All it does is prove he's even more of a completely insane liar, and a moron, than anyone previously thought.

 

[zerohitwonder]

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"Friends - Nothing to Show."

 

[UltraSonichu]

As funny as they were, I kind of wish people hadn't gone so crazy with the 1 star reviews. It just plays right into his victim complex and prompts a bunch of whining and narcissistic rage. While Russ' chimpouts can be funny, I think he produces his funniest content when he thinks he's getting somewhere with one of his stupid ideas. For example, the "there will be blood" facebook post that ended up getting him into serious hot water, or him bragging about his "awesome evidence." 'Downtrodden whiny Russ' is not as fun as 'motivated Russ off on an horrifically ill-thought out jolly', imo.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

From what I know of their friendship, non-fictional 'Ken' = Russ's real life and fb friend Michael Viramontes.

Take away all of the obviously made up crap and you're left with the kind of support and advice that Michael has given to Russ over the last couple of years, including Michael's encouragement of Russell's continued stalking and harassment of Taylor Swift and various other people. I suspect that was Michael's concern, about how he was portrayed in the book and the personal consequences that might have for him, hence him wanting Russ to fictionalise aspects of their relationship and the character that has become known as 'Ken'.

I'm pretty sure that Michael even used the 'Hiroshima' reference in a fb reply one time.

Hit the nail on the head. Michael did say that in a comment. Sad that the couple of guys who sort of supported him (Michael & Soren) are radio silent with him now. Props to both of them for trying.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

As funny as they were, I kind of wish people hadn't gone so crazy with the 1 star reviews.

Agree. I considered giving him a five-star review (honestly, I don't remember the last time I read so compulsively and laughed so hard), but I was too lazy to make a burner account to do it.

 

[snailshell]

Chapter 2: Russell Nearly Gets Convicted of a Felony in Highschool, and develops his obsession with Taylor Swift

I had to bring the quality on this one down a little bit because I was running into file upload size limitations, and I didn't have a good place to split the track. C'est la vie...

 

[Barbarella]

Chapter 2: Russell Nearly Gets Convicted of a Felony in Highschool, and develops his obsession with Taylor Swift

I had to bring the quality on this one down a little bit because I was running into file upload size limitations, and I didn't have a good place to split the track. C'est la vie...

It's awesome you are doing this, but the quality is too low for me to hear it. Your voice is faint with lots of snap and crackles above and a hum.

I don't want you to waste your time if others are having this problem...if it's just me, carry on!

 

[Russtard]

Yeah sorry to double post but the quality on these recordings make them unlistenable. Thank you for trying though!

 

[snailshell]

Oh damn! Well, it was worth a try Someone else with a better audio setup, have a go!