FB Update 7/6/2014 - Wise Thoughts from a Wise Man

[Enceladeans]

 

[CatParty]

Chris is retarded.

Think about it. It is true and funny.

 

[Burned Man]

Chris is retarded.

Think about it. It is true and funny.

All modern day Televisions are like cave paintings think about it its funny and true

 

[Enceladeans]

All modern day Televisions are like cave paintings think about it its funny and true

And all movies are basically modern-day plays. Think about it. It is true and funny.

 

[CatParty]

All modern day Televisions are like cave paintings think about it its funny and true

All modern day birds are dinosaurs, we make chicken nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs. Think about it. It is funny and true.

 

[Judge Holden]

Chris shits his pants.

Think a bit about it, it is true and funny.

 

[Burned Man]

All underwear is just modern day loincloths think about it's funny and true

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Any Telegraph is a modern day Smoke Signal. Think about it. It's true and funny.

 

[Enceladeans]

Any Telegraph is a modern day Smoke Signal. Think about it. It's true and funny.

Smoke signals are just a modern-day version of yelling as loud as you can. Think about it. It is true and funny.

 

[Burned Man]

Yelling as loud as you could is modern-day monkey noises. Think about it is funny and true

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

That, ... Is is a stupid goddamn analogy. Think about it. A better one would be Twitter as a modern day telegraph.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Any book is a modern day hieroglyph/cunieform tablet. Think a bit about it, it's true and funny.

For real though, Chris' analogy really is shitty.

 

[CatParty]

All kidding aside, it's good Chris finally figured out how things evolve. Took him 32 years, but hey he's evolving too.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Chris sounds pretty

I'm now waiting for him to post a Flickr album of shiny stuff.

 

[Sonitistic]

No, they aren't, Chris. The Keurig you burned your house down with had a computer inside of it. However, it was not a telegraph.

 

[Burned Man]

No, they aren't, Chris. The Keurig you burned your house down with had a computer inside of it. However, it was not a telegraph.

all Keurigs are just modern day book of matches and kerosene, think about it's funny and true

 

[Enceladeans]

No, they aren't, Chris. The Keurig you burned your house down with had a computer inside of it. However, it was not a telegraph.

The Keurig is a modern day vacuum coffee brewer.

Think about it. It is true and funny.

 

[CatParty]

The Keurig is a modern day vacuum coffee brewer.

Think about it. It is true and funny.

All modern day coffee is just dirty water. Think about it. It is true and funny.

 

[Enceladeans]

All modern day coffee is just dirty water. Think about it. It is true and funny.

Dirty water is just modern day clean water. Think about it. It is true and funny.

 

[pickleniggo]

The hoard Chris lives in is like a modern day shanty town. Think about it. It's true and funny.