Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[RebatsivePulsard]

I'd advise you to read his brothel pamphlet when you're not quite blackout drunk: you can laugh your ass of at it, but you won't remember the horror, disgust, and revulsion you felt about it. It's the best of both worlds.

A draft of the brothel flyer is somewhere on the web, maybe Scribd. Don’t contribute to this POS.

 

[Russtard]

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Hey, Shitlips, if you’re at risk of a lawsuit because of something you said or wrote, it’s probably a good idea to shut your fucking mouth (that’s a joke, get it? Normal people can shut their mouths but you have to hold yours closed. Is that enough explanation?)

"I'm offended I'm being called a liar."

Yeah Shitlips, that's traditionally what we call people who make up bullshit and try to pass it off as true.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Unsurprisingly, Russell has already run out of things to be grateful for and returned to whinging incessantly and throwing tantrums.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I just randomly thought of this and decided to send one of Russ' recent pictures through the "How Old Do I Look?" website. Found the results really amusing was also a sped and forgot to crop it, but I think it's too funny.

 

[sad rabbit]

Audio Version of The Prologue

It's really hard to read aloud because Greer only communicates in run-on sentences and lady harassment. I tried to record the first chapter, but since I don't have any alcohol and my will power...

Inb4 pointing out prepubescent boy sounding voice, and the braces lisp- it may be bad but, hey- I sound as emotionally stunted as Greer is.

 

[zerohitwonder]

"I'm offended I'm being called a liar."

Right after he owns up to another "fib" in his book. Tune in for tomorrow's lie!

The other TS news item (the one with the blogger) is on the radio right now. Russ is probably smacking his lips (or trying to) in anticipation of his turn in the spotlight. The best thing for the news media to do with Russ and his book is what they've been doing, which is refusing to cover it. Not just ignoring it, but saying no. Taylor's lawyers shouldn't even slap a C&D on him or threaten libel. Just let it sit out there in the world and be ignored. The dedication to Bailee is enough reason. She didn't even care about him. Neither will anyone else. Except for here, of course. And the Amazon reviews. That's all the attention he deserves. And his Facebook page. I'd miss Kayli.

 

[Null]

He looks like Jace.

 

[zerohitwonder]

Unsurprisingly, Russell has already run out of things to be grateful for and returned to whinging incessantly and throwing tantrums.

That could be one of the chapters when he does the expanded version. See? There's still potential in this!

 

[Russtard]

Right after he owns up to another "fib" in his book. Tune in for tomorrow's lie!

Step right up and place your bets! What will tomorrow's lie be revealed to be? Our incumbent candidate, "Hispanic Jetta Death Threat" goes up against the underdog, "Men Randomly Screaming at Russell on the Streets." Place your bets now!

 

[zerohitwonder]

I'd bet five bucks that all the slapstick antics, like the woman slipping on the m i l k in the supermarket, actually happened to him.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

OK, I finally finished reading ShitLips's delusional diary essay, and aside from the terrible grammar, sixth grade level citations (fourth grade, these days?), and bizarre fantasies, does anyone else get the impression he still, to this day, believes he's going to end up with Taylor Swift?

The last chapter/conclusion/epilogue gives me the impression that he's going to try again to rescue her from those terrible worthless people she dates.

I really hope he does.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

I'd advise you to read his brothel pamphlet when you're not quite blackout drunk: you can laugh your ass of at it, but you won't remember the horror, disgust, and revulsion you felt about it. It's the best of both worlds.

ETA: there's a link to it somewhere in this thread, I think in May or June, but I don't recall exactly where.

There's something revolting and disconnected about the way he describes the prostitute and the subsequent sex. She's a prostitute, sure, but Russ treats her like an actual object. That poor girl, I bet her vagina still has PTSD.

He sounds like an alien robot that's capable of feeling pleasure but has no understanding of his partner apart from where his cock should go :autism::autism:

***HERE BE EVIL, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED***

EDIT - The pdf of the full pamphlet can be found on page 55

 

[zerohitwonder]

Of course she "rode" him - get some distance from his face, plus she could look up while closing her eyes.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

There's something revolting and disconnected about the way he describes the prostitute and the subsequent sex. She's a prostitute, sure, but Russ treats her like an actual object. That poor girl, I bet her vagina still has PTSD.

He sounds like an alien robot that's capable of feeling pleasure but has no understanding of his partner apart from where his cock should go :autism::autism:

***HERE BE EVIL, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED***
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EDIT - The pdf of the full pamphlet can be found on page 55

Ugh..he also has no idea how to talk dirty, or when/what is appropriate. Both "pussy" and "vagina" could be fine, but I can't see using them in the same paragraph to be OK. But then he's a gentleman. Which means he spends $4K+ to go on a "date" at olive garden. Even if he didn't know the clock was ticking, it's hard to believe that such a "date" took so long, even in Utah.

 

[Supreme Sundae]

He had to change the name to Kiwi Orchards because he knows how litigious, crazy and frivolous Null is.

If he was remotely clever, he would have called us Dodo Farms or something.

Also, if I remember correctly, he's mentioned Kiwi Farms on his FB when he complained about how he was being made fun of by us. This caused at least one person (that I personally witnessed, there could have been more) to come here to white knight for him.

So if he says he infected his entire office with a virus from visiting the website, why the fuck would he direct people here?

 

[Lunachu]

Russel: I'm putting you in my Taylor Swift book.
Sister: Russ I don't want to be in the book, don't do it.

- Later -

Russel: I put you in my book but I told people you had poo thrown at you so it's fine. *slurp*
Sister. God fucking dammit...

 

[GloriousScarf]

He appears to have rage quit.

 

[The Great Citracett]

How about some screenshots from his upcoming game?
Battling the boss of Kiwi Orchards:

Only to end in disappointment:

Hope @BIG DADDY doesn't mind me borrowing their awesome Russ emoji for these.

 

[Aristophanes]

How about some screenshots from his upcoming game?
Battling the boss of Kiwi Orchards:
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Only to end in disappointment:
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Hope @BIG DADDY doesn't mind me borrowing their awesome Russ emoji for these.

Man, those are amazing - if I could give you a Semper Fi rating, I would. Would you be able to make the final boss a two-headed monster, with the heads being Taylor Swift and Skordas?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Man, those are amazing - if I could give you a Semper Fi rating, I would. Would you be able to make the final boss a two-headed monster, with the heads being Taylor Swift and Skordas?

Thanks!
That could definitely be the next one