Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

[Pointless Pedant]

Trumps inability to maintain decorum on twitter is a constant embarissment to the US and the West collectively, it is however not going to intiate World war 3. Why do these people constantly mistake a moral/symbolic victory for an actual one?

Because it's the only victory they'll ever have.

 

[BubbleButt]

But back on topic, is the jury still out on whether Lotax is a cow or not? I've seen mostly "maybe" here thus far, and given some of the recent shit he's been saying.....

Lowtax has never not been a cow.

 

[BlueSpark]

is the jury still out on whether Lotax is a cow or not?

Is there anyone here that doesn't think he's a lolcow? In Lowtax's case it seems like a pretty clear-cut "yes, he is" imo.

 

[Gununu]

More like Loltax, am I right?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

More like Loltax, am I right?

Lowcux

 

[Emperor Julian]

Lowcash

 

[whatever I feel like]

Lowtest

 

[BubbleButt]

Low-T

 

[Ruin]

Low-T

This.

 

[BlueSpark]

The head of twitter being friends with Notch (and other undesirables) is the last straw for Slowbeef:

Slowbeef, the autist that would shriek at let's players to kill themselves over internet videos he doesn't like, takes the moral high ground:

MUH GAMERGATE also Mastodon apparently allows "neo Nazis," which I'm guessing just means regular right-wing French people, because that's how retarded these people are:

And I think this guy is saying Mastodon lets you filter out "hate speech":

And, if that's the case, these idiots will never fully migrate because they wouldn't have anything to bitch about. Unless they just start attacking people for wrong-think just because they exist on the platform (of course they will).

VoidBurger retweets that Cloud and friends were actually Antifa:

Living with VoidBurger must be fun:

Some snowflake says that they can't watch VB's older LPs because of problematic language, VB agrees:

 

[BuckBumble]

Worth noting slowbeef's twitter meltdown was in response to Zoe Quinn's. It's really funny seeing Notch right up there with Richard Spencer in these people's eyes. One's a billionaire loser who has absolutely nothing to lose, the other's a nazi loser fucking up all the time and getting free publicity for it.

Some guy tells him "Just fucking leave then" and how much of a hypocrite he is. Michal Sawyer (he's getting the Chelsea treatment from now on), the absolute fucking middle aged retard that he is, responds thus:

Also, when did this "my dude" trend start, it's fucking obnoxious.

 

[A Random]

Still better than "X is good and my friend".

None of which slowbeef is to me. Such shame.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I used to give slowbeef the benefit of the doubt because I still enjoy a lot of his and diabeetus' older stuff, but with that latest rant he seems to have legit lost it. It's kinda tragic how twitter drives people insane and they slowly start to hate it but they also can't post anywhere else anymore because they have already denounced the rest of the internet as "problematic" or alt-right so they begrudgingly stay and grow more and more bitter.

Slowbeef touched on this himself when he immediately jumped off mastodon's dick as soon as he heard there might be some French neo nazis there. These people are so obsessed with their ideological purity that they'd rather squat in a festering shithole (with neo nazis from all over the world and a nice helping of ISIS recruiters on the side no less) than try something else and lose the protection of the clique. Or cult if you wanna be extra cynical.

 

[Petronella]

Might be off topic but I wanted to clarify something Slowbeef mentioned in his rant, which a few other members of the Blue Checkmark Club have taken issue with. Users and tweets using words such as "gay" or "bisexual" were getting banned, but not because of some kind of homophobe conspiracy. It's because it accidentally got flagged as porn thanks to a glitch in the site. But the dude who runs the site is friends with some people who said mean words so clearly it's a huge conspiracy to keep down the queers.

 

[TheQueerion]

At least there will always be old Retsupurae. Until Slowbeef deletes them all for being impure and containing naughty words.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

This particular tirade was something else, I must say. He's just not all there anymore, and is likely days away from transforming into.....well, Darksydephil, actually.

 

[BuckBumble]

More Michael retardation:

If you ever needed evidence of how much of a giant fucking hypocrite he is, well, there you go. It's all for the money, ignoring those dozens of videos he made making fun of people for doing it for the money, especially the "Like and subscribe" mentality. Guess that's what going full commie does to your brain.
And despite going on a rant against Mastodon's "French Nazis" he still went there.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Here we have a shitty twitter replacement being promoted by idiots right after they laughed at everyone leaving for voat and gab. What’s hypocrisy precious?

Slowbeef is definitely cracking, realizing hes a failure with his mediocre stream and social justice tweets not bringing in the Patreon dollars. I wouldn’t worry, slowbeef. They’re your kids and they won’t be going to college unless your wife is a genius (but she married you so doubtful).

 

[DonaldChump]

View attachment 311718Some snowflake says that they can't watch VB's older LPs because of problematic language, VB agrees:View attachment 311720

Why are they getting mad at her for using the word retard? Isnt it "their word"? It's like the black people and "(my) nigga" argument. Retards calling each other retards are just owning it, right, they're just taking it back

 

[Xerxes IX]

I assume the laugh track is because the socialists see him as bougie scum for having the luxury of being able to stream and do dumb stuff and execute him for it. Internet and media "personalities" like him completely miss the point that socialism in theory was meant to benefit the laborers who bust their ass and get nothing for it, while people like him make more than enough money to get by on less work and basically because they're popular.