Containment What If?

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris is actually the most elaborate fucking "long-con" troll of all time, and it's all just been an act?

He'd be just as autistic because he spent over 10 years dedicating himself to tricking people on the Internet by doing retarded things that affected his real life.

 

[UnKillFill]

What if Chris had been born into the Trump family?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris had been born into the Trump family?

Then his other autistic child would have had someone to play with.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What if this thread was closed, and no one had anywhere to ask these important questions?

 

[Somar]

What if this thread was closed, and no one had anywhere to ask these important questions?

They would just go to the cwckiclub's what if thread and ask what if Chris shit himself there instead

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

They would just go to the /baph/ with trannies's what if thread and ask what if Chris shit himself there instead

What if that one got closed too?

 

[Somar]

Then all those users would commit sucide since they can't answer questions with "do nothing"

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris, Bob and Barb all died at the same time?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What if Chris, Bob and Barb all died at the same time?

That would be an a-log's dream come true, as long as it's unnecessarily brutal.

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris, Bob and Barb all died at the same time?

The combined amount of dirty crapped briefs in the house would force the entire neighborhood to be evacuated for cleaning.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Christard would be obsessed with the actual China?

 

[Somar]

What if Barb was dying, but Chris managed to transfer her soul into one of the cats?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

What if Barb was dying, but Chris managed to transfer her soul into one of the cats?

I dunno, it might be possible, it depends on how many video game consoles there are to electrocute him or her.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

What if Barb was dying, but Chris managed to transfer her soul into one of the cats?

Chris would chop off one of Barb's feet and tweet about how he found a crippled cat and took it to the vet.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Bob was secretly Cutco?

He did try to employ Chris, and after it failed, he decided to cut the web, which he attempts even beyond the grave (not so successfully, given Pollo's cut leg and Chrjstard's taint, where the cutting attacks have actually landed).

What if Cutco decided to terminate Chris?

Or better yet, what if Bob is trying to rid the planet of Ian Brandon Anderson, who kidnapped and replaced the TRUE AND HONEST Chris Chandler, cluttered the house and made him lay in a bug-infested bed, as revenge from beyond the grave?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) was Sean Hannity fan?
https://gizmodo.com/angry-sean-hannity-fans-are-smashing-keurigs-on-twitter-1820378486

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

What if while Barb is sleeping, Chris rubs her belly with lots of estrogel and then shoves a frozen cumcicle up her twat?

Then she can form Crystal for him.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris were to rip off another Chris? Like reading an equivalent of Sonichu (in this case, NOT Asperchu or other works based on Sonichu) and ripping that off. And the other author would just so happen to be named Chris.

Since we already have Liquid and Solid Chris, would we get Vapor Chris or Plasma Chris?

Or better yet, what if Chris got heavily into Vaporwave?

 

[Zarkov]

What if PewDiePie was Jessica Quinn all along ?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris turned 14 bc into a hotel?