I wasn't able to bring my library books in on time and now I must pay them money

[DeadwastePrime]

What should I do?

 

[ES 148]

Be a law-abiding citizen and pay the fee.

In bullets.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Pay the fee. What are you, a poorfag?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Yes

Pay the fee. What are you, a poorfag?

 

[AnOminous]

Keep the books then. What are they going to do, send the library police after you?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Keep the books then. What are they going to do, send the library police after you?

Yes

 

[Zarkov]

Keep the books and use the pages as toilet-paper.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

If you sneak behind the Liberian while no one is looking, and bash her head in with a rock then you should have access to each and every book in the library until the police get suspicious.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes

I may be letting you in on a secret here, but there aren't actually any library police.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I may be letting you in on a secret here, but there aren't actually any library police.

That's exactly something the library police would say

 

[AnOminous]

That's exactly something the library police would say

You sound a tiny bit wee paranoid.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

If you sneak behind the Liberian while no one is looking, and bash her head in with a rock then you should have access to each and every book in the library until the police get suspicious.

Eat her heart to obtain her organizational powers!

 

[Ryker]

That'll teach ya, with all your uppity book learnin' ~ the ghost of Melvil Dewey will haunt your nights for years to come.

 

[dunbrine47]

I may be letting you in on a secret here, but there aren't actually any library police.

Explain this then:

 

[Shokew]

Libraries can't function if you keep their shit, m8. You best be ready to face the music - hope you have plenty of bullets to defend yourself with, too. Them library police don't fuck around!

 

[Hui]

You go to the library? NERD!

 

[Pina Colada]

Fuck bullets, do a Fahrenheit 451 on the building.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Libraries still exist?

 

[heymate]

Libraries still exist?

As long as people love to read, there will be libraries. And yes, people still enjoy paper books. And I'm sure they will for years, and years, and years to come.

I would go ahead and pay the late fee. It's no big deal, and besides, it's only fair. The late fees are there to ensure you bring the books back on time so everybody else can enjoy them too. If you hog the book for too long you get fined for it. And the longer you don't return the book, the more the fine will be. That's just how it works.

I wouldn't advise terrorism or anything of the sort. The mature thing to do is to pay the late fee. Have a good day.

 

[AnOminous]

Explain this then:

Holy fuck. It's D.C. man. I was talking about normal places.