Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

50'shousewaifuElvira said:
Do you mean the pink thing Widget's children's dad? I think he's stated multiple times that they were conceived without a father, parthenogenesis. I suspect he lowkey thinks of himself as the father though, not that he's admitted it.
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Now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn’t have asked.
 
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Bugaboo said:
I like his weird logic where breast pump=BAD MOTHER
Yeah some kids have to go to day care or have another family member watch them or maybe the father wants to enjoy the bonding that comes with feeding a baby.
Also mothers who have C-Sections have trouble producing breast tard cum so then what?
BAD MOTHER
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Deez Nuts said:
Lol at someone who will never ever procreate having such strong opinions on breastmilk and breastpumps.
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It's pretty much like how that guy who wanted to be a pad was always championing for awareness of toxic shock syndrome caused by tampons. TSS is extremely rare. Tampons just got in the way of his fetish and therefore women shouldn't use them.
 
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polonium said:
It seems weird that's he's lucid enough to work out that he can blackmail the school, but at the same time is completely lost inside this fantasy world of bump-bows and coroners diagrams of children's cartoons
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You would be amazed at the number of autists and idiots who couldn't tell you the days of the week yet somehow manage to find the intelligence to weasel their way out of trouble at others' expense.
 
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polonium said:
It seems weird that's he's lucid enough to work out that he can blackmail the school, but at the same time is completely lost inside this fantasy world of bump-bows and coroners diagrams of children's cartoons
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He probably has TF2's Pyrovision, but with 50% more babyfied characters and a few duck bottles. So he can kinda do his bullshit, but its all sunny and fine in his mind because ye olde :autism:.
 
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So much for eating healthy.
I bet he doesn't exercise, either.
 
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Flowers For Sonichu said:
You can apparently threaten to bomb a school and newspaper unless they pay you and get away with it as long as you show up to court with a bumpbow on your exposed belly, a thousand yard stare, and hair that hasn't been washed in weeks.
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I believe this is how Chris escaped felony convictions as well. Rob Bell argued that he had diminished responsibility for being a blatant exceptional individual. The public defender argued the same in the "DON'T CALL ANYONE" case.

Chris may say he's high functioning, but no one else thinks that.
 
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Aristophanes said:
Bryce calls for the boycott of all "female CEOs". View attachment 312292
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The price of Epipens is too high
therefore
boycott all female CEOs

That's some weapons-grade :autism: right there. Reminds me of OPL's early attempts to defeat ED by posting his rule 34 shit on there. You know it's not random- there's some sort of synapses firing in a pattern to form the response- but it's like trying to read a different language.
 
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