Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[PuddleOfDrool]

Claims not to care about 'negative trolling fake reviews' about his book...proceeds to post a whopping 11 status updates about said reviews.

Please explain.

 

[Russtard]

I think he actually stopped reading this thread so he doesn't know that almost none of us paid for his book. It also seems like he hasn't heard criticism for awhile, the way it's bothering him. But I think that being followed like this has given him an even bigger delusional idea about his own significance. He doesn't seem to comprehend that the only people who could possibly want to pay him the slightest attention are people who want to gawk or laugh at him.

This is what I'm thinking as well- something seems off about his most recent manic episode. I feel like if he were reading this thread, we would have gotten at least one reee about infringing on his copyright or something. I wonder if something happened IRL that's making him reaffirm this terrible life choice- like his sister or someone else getting pissed off at him for publishing? I don't know, it just feels like he's not just ree-ing at Kiwis anymore. Sad.

Also, just gonna throw this out there, no part of me believes that Russell has seriously thought about/attempted suicide. Narcissists don't kill themselves. He's using it for sympathy.

 

[Purple Panther]

The margins of his book look kinda of horrible...

Sure

Pretty sure the proof otherwise is his other post today stating that "...it hasn't been easy for [him]," which completely ignores how he makes it as hard as possible for himself.

 

[PuddleOfDrool]

He's back at writing his own reviews again. Now I've changed my mind about the book I read. Since this review says the author has a high IQ and everyone else doesn't, then it must be true. Holy shit.

Hey Shitlips...You explained every single fucking stupid ass joke. Sometimes it took you paragraphs for you to explain a pun. Did you spend your entire Saturday writing up this fake review?

Anyone else think he lowered the price so he could buy copies of his own book to stalk Taylor and her family with?


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In a stroke of genius, Shitlips misspelled "Russell" in his review. He clicked "post" and did a roundoff double back handspring. They would never suspect him now.

You all think it’s a troll? Seems like Russ to me! Bragging about his IQ and calling his book great literature is his style, as is the last, incomplete sentence. He does that type of writing throughout his book. The user name is Rsnoes” or Russ Knows.

I think the five star man joke is just a coincidence, but I could be wrong. He had that quote about setting himself on fire with ambition or whatever, and didn’t explain it until his book, so he could start calling himself five star man but not really get the background of it.

Not that it matters much. If its a troll, it’s not a funny one.

The 5-star review is almost certainly an unrelated troll. The first half references the Rick and Morty copypasta, and the second half is an IASIP reference. Of course, our favourite shitstain would cling onto it as genuine praise.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

I too want to work at a dirty office invested with cock roaches while my co-workers smoke and play video games!

@N0t4blet4rt beat me to it!

Even if his claims of being fired are true, and his claims that the workplace was a shithole aren't pulled from his ass, it seems that he cannot keep his mouth shut, figuratively or literally. After all this time, he still doesn't get that internet is forever and future employers may see this.

Russell, you are your own worst enemy. No troll could damage you or your reputation nearly as much as you do :autism::autism:

 

[AnOminous]

Does this mean we won't get any more workplace shenanigans updates from @SlurpDisRusshole?

The dumb bastard doesn't understand that the completely frivolous and insane lawsuit utterly disqualified him from any work of any kind and actually, in a sane country, would qualify him for a stint in a mental institution.

This is what I'm thinking as well- something seems off about his most recent manic episode. I feel like if he were reading this thread, we would have gotten at least one reee about infringing on his copyright or something.

Just reading his thread here causes his brain to blue screen and crash. He can't handle the truth. He'd prefer just to pretend we're completely insane individuals who somehow can't comprehend his greatness, so we're just calling him a slack-jawed drooling, slobbering, face-paralyzed midget because we're jelly of how awesome he is.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

Also, for anyone in the legal industry, if he is getting fired from multiple law offices wouldn't that get around on the grapevine to the point that no one would hire him?

He would be screwed in a matter of hours after just one of his exceptional episodes. If he was ever given actual paralegal work to do he would have gotten to know other attorneys, their employees, and court clerks pretty fast. So, when you fuck up everyone is going to know, and you will be put on a county-wide shit list. Although, I doubt he was ever given such important work to do because 1. It's required to have a clear speaking voice since you're going to be communicating with clients in person and on the phone, and 2. No attorney is going to hire a paralegal who has to take the bus whenever paperwork needs to be filed/delivered.

Also, there's no way Russ is going to be chosen for such a job over an attractive female paralegal who has a gentle and friendly voice. If he really was fired from an attorney's office it was likely for harassing the female employees instead of cleaning the toilets.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Does this mean we won't get any more workplace shenanigans updates from @SlurpDisRusshole?

TRANSLATION:

When he interviewed for this job, he was asked about his book, and told he'd be committing libel if he published. He lied, said he wasn't going to, no, and got the job on the implied promise that he wouldn't publish. Whence the delay in publication, and the relative silence about it.

His first day, he publishes.

The next day, the office manager calls him in, tells him he's fired, and explains that if he can't be trusted to keep his word on something like that, how can they trust him with sensitive client information? How can they know that he won't just turn around and use it? They require him to turn in his mop and bucket and have security escort him out.

...Ten bucks says that's how it went.

 

[Barrister]

He's accused countless others of defamation/slander/libel, yet those crimes involve a person knowingly spreading lies, advertised as truth, in such a way that damages the reputation of that person's target. He's admitted that he's added "embellishments" (NOT LIES, GUYS!) to the book to make the plot more "interesting." Fascinatingly, though, while he changed the name of this website and changed the details surrounding certain events (blatant lies aside), he hasn't appeared to change the real names of many people- most importantly, Taylor Swift.

I wonder if this legal expert, who apparently knows more about negligence (easily the most complex type of tort claim) than a Judge, realizes that his book easily satisfies the requirements of libel? He may not have actually damaged Taylor Swift's reputation, but he definitely intended to by altering details to make her look as bad as possible. He's extremely fortunate that she doesn't care enough about him to sue him.

 

[TitusOvid]

Another girl about to regret replying to Shitlips:

 

[downloads]

Another real and true review <3 <3

 

[fuckingf STUPId idiot]

I’d like to know if any others bought it?

A friend of mine bought it and the prostitution book, right before he lowered the price. She's not a kiwi but I told her about Russ. Lol.
I'm still of the opinion he'll likely get into some trouble for this, since he thinks changing names while still leaving it obvious who he's talking about, and adding absurd disinformation about those people constitutes some kind of shield against defamation claims.

 

[ConSluttant]

Another real and true review <3 <3
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[Russtard]

"You're my hero and I want to succeed"

Laying it on way too thick, Shitlips. Ether lie better or stop lying.

 

[Lunachu]

"A great sense of humor, which shows that the smile is still on his face, despite the pain."

A smile eh?

 

[slackjawjoe]

What's the bet that the review was written by that Eugene Debuse character who was creaming himself about Greer a few weeks ago?
https://www.facebook.com/eugene.debuse.9?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser

Edit: Well, that guy can't spell for shit so unless he hired a editor just for the review, I guess the bets are off.

We're supposed to believe that this "reviewer" is such a big fan of Shitlips yet can be found nowhere liking his posts on facebook? More like another sockpuppet account he's made to try and combat the tide of real reviews.

 

[zerohitwonder]

Today I picture Russell in a hammock, sipping a glass of Hawaiian Punch, basking in the huge royalty checks, and singing to himself, "Droolin'... on a Sunday afternoon..." Life is good.

 

[nene526]

How the hell did he get that girl's phone number? Oh, he went to her professional website and is using it to try to get a date. Duh.

He's proven over and over again that the only way to deal with him is to ignore him. It doesn't matter how nice you try to be. As long as he isn't ultimately getting what he wants he will flip out. But if he had any respect for women, he wouldn't be Russell Greer!

 

[Time To Think]

to try and combat the tide of real reviews.

Hey hey now! The fake troll reviews.
Sure, he might have written this (and the other) 5-star review himself, but all the 1-star reviews are by trolls. Nobody giving him 1-star has read the book. Or maybe they did, but they didn't understand the jokes. Damn trolls *shakes head*

 

[fuckingf STUPId idiot]

"I just found you through a hashtag, as odd as that sounds" Oh be still my beating heart! Truly a romance made in heaven! He's so suave, oh to be swiftly wooed by Russell
Lol