Orbiter morons on youtube who talk about chris

We have people who registered in 2016, who hadn't heard of Chris until the Gamestop incident, shunning people just finding out about Chris as "weens". Using their own belittling oldfag lingo incorrectly.

That's not what I meant by ween. Pewdiepie is known for being loud and obnoxious, as are his fans, therefore the people coming here would probably try to garner "winner" points by being loud, obnoxious, and poorly attempting to troll Chris. Thankfully it seems like that didn't happen?
 
That's not what I meant by ween. Pewdiepie is known for being loud and obnoxious, as are his fans, therefore the people coming here would probably try to garner "winner" points by being loud, obnoxious, and poorly attempting to troll Chris. Thankfully it seems like that didn't happen?
Just because he has 57 million subscribers doesn't mean they're all children who think the height of humor is yelling :julay: at an exceptional pants shitting tranny over a 3 second (if that) phone call.
 
I have done everything possible to teach people what a 'ween' is, and when I wordfitler it, people just sidestep that shit thoughtlessly instead of wondering why it's there and what the actual definition is.

We have people who registered in 2016, who hadn't heard of Chris until the Gamestop incident, shunning people just finding out about Chris as "weens". Using their own belittling oldfag lingo incorrectly.

I'm not going to wordfilter it but every time I see the word ween I really want to fucking ban the dipshit using it. The fact 43 people 'agreed' with that post makes my eyes roll so hard they want to spin out of their fucking sockets. You should all kill yourselves.

I ween null shouldn't be so angry :(
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Lol, I just noticed that the "Felix" tweet is a response to one of Pewdiepie's tweets. I thought he was a replying to his "PM me" tweet in an attempt to get Pewdiepie to notice it.
I hope Chris does refuse. It would be even more autistic for PewDiePie to interview Chris than it is for random spergs to. We'd be getting the same information in an unfunny manner except possibly with PewDiePie's try hard smug edginess or PewDiePie brand random access humor.
I guess I have you at a disadvantage. I never bothered to watch any of Pewdiepie's vids other than these two so I have no reason to be annoyed. And I wouldn't watch him interview Chris because I can't seem to tolerate more than 2 minutes of any of chris' interviews.

It might be a moot point because Chris might actually be mad at Pewdiepie.

What did I say? Chris is gonna blow his chance at possibly getting some decent Patreon money. :story:
 
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Chris has had an interest in names for a long time, which is why he's so obsessed with his. It wouldn't surprise me if he believes addressing somebody by their TRUE and HONEST name gives him totemic power over them.
Probably as simple as Chris thinking it sounds more adult/professional/authoritative.
It doesn't, especially coming from a fully grown adult man living with his mom as a lesbian transwoman who plays with pony dolls.
 
It's sad that he pretty much closes the story in a way that would make the uninitiated think that's about all that there is to say, when he barely scratched the surface.

This kind of makes me concerned for Chris.

There is a good chance someone is going to step way over the line for those "epic lulz".

Then again it could get him a billion on Patreon. Who knows?

Kids are very white washed these days. The latter is more likely.

We will never have another @Bluespike (:_(
 
First seen on TV as a kid, and then pretty popular (or notorious, but popular is a better definition at this point) on the Internet, and then even had mentions in video games, and now even this.

How far mainstream can Chris go at this point?
 
I have to admit, I'd be fascinated to see what would result from Chris getting his hands on a seriously large chunk of money.
Self destruction. He will stop doing the comics and get that dick removal operation he so much want but die not long after due to 'tism.

Also, shit ton of legos.
 
I agree that a giant pile of Lego would be inevitable. I also think there would be some attempt to display what Chris perceives as the trappings of wealth and sophistication. ("Look at me, everyone! I am eating caviar with the finest golden fork!") I'm not convinced Chris really wants to get rid of his near damn seven-incher dick, but, maybe. Beyond that I can't help but feel that something genuinely strange and unpredictable could occur, though.
 
I have to admit, I'd be fascinated to see what would result from Chris getting his hands on a seriously large chunk of money.

Arbitrary shit himself and do nothing response.
People who don't earn their money (i.e., do actual work - not just become youtube famous) traditionally blow it quickly and stupidly. So, yeah, legos is probably the correct response, here.
 
Arbitrary shit himself and do nothing response.
People who don't earn their money (i.e., do actual work - not just become youtube famous) traditionally blow it quickly and stupidly. So, yeah, legos is probably the correct response, here.
To be somewhat fair to Pewdiepie he knows exactly how to fleece his fan base and keep them coming back for more. He's that rare case of Internet 'famous' where he's not only a multi-millionaire from it all but he didn't blow every cent either. If he interviews Chris then Chris will only benefit from this and his ego will go supernova.
 
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