Orbiter morons on youtube who talk about chris

I don't know about that...

Chris (and lolcows in general, ftm) have always been a bit of a fringe activity, and this is one of the first times in quite a while that Chris has had any sort of true mainstream exposure. Pewd's first video on Sonic fandom has over 3.1 million views already, while the video specifically dealing with Chris has over 2 million views. If even one in a thousand of his viewers decides to take it unto themselves to be the next Clyde Cash, that's a couple thousand potential trolls that have been unleashed.

I wouldn't be at all surprised to see a rash of wannabes on Twitter and Facebook, along with a metric crap-ton of people pretending to be Internet girlfriends.
Well, looking on the, admittedly small bright side, more weens to laugh at? And out of those few thousand viewers that decide to look into Christory, there are going to be some that find the Farm, join, and make asses of themselves. Maybe only a couple, but hey, couple new weens to laugh at can be fun at least.
 
Fucked up thing is PDP is just internet famous enough to create enough interest around Chris people will start looking into him. Chris could go from just being the well known underground joke he is to super-stardom. In a way. People 'ironically' jumping onto his Patreon, people finding the CWCiki and eventually stumbling onto us are all very real possibilities. And with the 'torture' and 'abuse' he's had to 'suffer' from who knows how other ne'er-do-wells, do-gooders and other well known internet personalities will want to jump on the bandwagon if our beloved patron goes from punchline to headline.
It might have happened in the past when Chris regularly made entertaining videos but now he generally just sporadically uploads videos of paid requests or him asking for money so I don’t think people will care as much and the white knight types who’d normally be defending an autistic trans lesbian are put off from his past racist statements and his highly sexualised lovequest.

Although if PewDiePie keeps uploading Chris-chan videos who knows!
 
I see what you mean, but how is that much different from what he sees everyday? If he ignores 50 messages a day proclaiming to be the true & honest Megan, how would that be different from 500? They all go into the spam folder regardless. Same goes for the internet girlfriends as well, they all go into his mental spam folder as well.
Nah, it's not the spam-foldered trolls I'm worried about; it's the fact that, every once in a while, a troll manages to pierce his defenses (Katherine, Quinn, etc.) and an influx of trolls just increases the odds that one or more will get in.

While I wouldn't particularly mind if the troll was funny or original or got us some good content, we really don't need Internet Girlfriend Saga #9 (or whatever number we're on). (Not that I think any of Pewd's followers would be clever enough to get us good content, but I'm just sayin'.)

And, as far as Twitter and FB go, it's obnoxious enough to have a bunch of tryhards who reply with "JULAAAY!" or "Chris likes dicks!" and whatnot; we really don't need more of them harassing the folks Chris tries to interact with. And, besides, Chris's attempts at interaction with D-list celebs are funny enough on their own; we don't need a Greek chorus of JULAAAY's to muddy the waters.
 
we really don't need Internet Girlfriend Saga #9 (or whatever number we're on).
The last season of Fake Internet Sweetheart brought us a video of epic tard raging that honestly eclipsed most of the content we've been getting since Chris became a tranny. I'm willing to give Fake Gf #9 the benefit of the doubt, if she ever comes up.
 
The last season of Fake Internet Sweetheart brought us a video of epic tard raging that honestly eclipsed most of the content we've been getting since Chris became a tranny.
I can't argue with that; I've been saying that "sofa king ROOOONNG" is one of the best things Chris has done in years. My problem is that everything leading up to the video was about as rote and generic as a fake girlfriend saga could be.
 
He once estimated that over 1/7 of the world population was his fan.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Common_Questions#26_January_2010

I remember that, I always thought Chris was just joking around and trolls were unfair throwing that around as a sign of Chris megalomania. On the other hand, I could be putting too much faith on old Pear-Head, though :optimistic:
* I honestly don't understand why he didn't change his phone numbers by now, or did he?)

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??? HE HAS IT ON HIS BUSSINESS CARD WITH HIS 3DS QR CODE AND MII AVATAR!!! :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

(No, REALLY. That was his excuse, apart from another semi-legit ones that can be summed up with "he's a lazy fuck")
 
It would be in the hands of trolls in 6 hours. And that's largely because Chris constantly text messages his trolls, so you kinda learn to get numb to them, and only check them in batch once in awhile.

It's a serious novice mistake when you first start trolling Chris, to give him a number that has the ability to give you an audible notification.
What? What does he text them? Does he try and initiate conversation, or does he just spam them? Wouldn't be surprised if it's the latter since he has 24 hours of the day to shit himself and do nothing.
 
What? What does he text them? Does he try and initiate conversation, or does he just spam them? Wouldn't be surprised if it's the latter since he has 24 hours of the day to shit himself and do nothing.
Read the Jackie emails. We just gave Chris an email in Jackie's case, whereas other galpals have given him phone numbers.
 
Read the Jackie emails. We just gave Chris an email in Jackie's case, whereas other galpals have given him phone numbers.
Ironically I just finished re-reading those the other day.
I thought you were referring to the people he actively knows are trolls. Hence my confusion.
 
Poodee is just rehashing the same talking points we all have heard countless times. And of course, he's using the parts where Max reveals himself to be a troll...

We get it. Max isn't well liked. @Bluespike has always been my homie though, and he'll always be Max to me.

Back to Poodee though, why the fuck is this guy so famous? This is the first time I've even seen his appearance and its nothing I expected for a guy who calls himself "Pewdiepie."
 
How has a ween tsunami not washed the Farms away after Pewdiepie's audience was introduced to this?
 
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Surprised people think PewDiePie is interested in viewcounts really, if he truly gave a shit beyond "I may as well cover something for views", he'd never have said nigger, that whole jew thing or even that whole Ricegum thing. The guy is pretty happy to fuck around, make videos to bide time as he does other shit.

Chances are he saw Chris, went 'what the fuck' and talked about it cause he can make like 2k a video just talking at a camera.

I doubt much will come of this in regards to his fanbase, I don't imagine more than 10 people would make an account here considering the verification questions and how they would likely sign up with the same account name as everywhere else and be scared off when someone Googles them and posts the results.

The most interesting thing is Chris' response, no flying off the handle, no putting him in a drawing, he didn't even message him publicly. He actually wanted to take the conversation privately, which is the appropriate response to someone with lots of subscribers reacting to your Sonic OC. I guess even stopped clocks are right twice a day.
 
I think it's hilarious, though. PP got over 2,000,00 views and 171,000 likes for his history of Chris vid, yet Chris' videos still can't top 15-20 grand unless he's humping a sex doll.
Chris is still the bigfoot of the internet, never getting direct attention, only snippets and grainy photographs of some transvestite in Toys R' Us.
 
I remember that, I always thought Chris was just joking around and trolls were unfair throwing that around as a sign of Chris megalomania. On the other hand, I could be putting too much faith on old Pear-Head, though :optimistic:
I don't think Chris' brain is capable of making those kind of subtle jokes. I'm not even trying to be funny. All of Chris's attempt at humor has either been random goofing or parroting something he saw on TV.

Like if Chris tried to grasp how ironic over-hyping might be funny, he would probably have a stroke.
 
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