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>Gnome
Even the twitter bots know Jake's true form.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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>Gnome
Even the twitter bots know Jake's true form.
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I can’t decide, who is more pathetic Jake or the weirdos who buy Jake Beast master RPG books and vidya off his wish list?
Is it the weirdo? The weirdos at least have a bank account with some money in it; unlike Jake. Or is it Jake, because the weirdos are stupid enough to believe his narrative and think they are buying useless shit for a poor whittle trans gamer girl instead of a fat old hairy white guy?
A real conundrum.
Is it the weirdo? The weirdos at least have a bank account with some money in it; unlike Jake. Or is it Jake, because the weirdos are stupid enough to believe his narrative and think they are buying useless shit for a poor whittle trans gamer girl instead of a fat old hairy white guy?
A real conundrum.
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Zero effort troons like Jake aren't men in dresses because they don't even bother wearing them, shaving off their gnome beards, or looking like anything other than complete and utter dudes.
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Sequel to this:
Pause to consider the many picturesque potential fates awaiting Hobo Jake as he sets out to seek his fortune in a busted-down 1989 Honda Civic.
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He's had almost half his life to acquire a car.
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Cars aren’t that expensive.
Instead of wasting money on board games, RPG books and other useless insulation, Jake could be saving money and ebegging for a car.
Then he could get a job, even though he could easily get a retail job for speds and use public transportation, and he could finally turn his life around.
He wouldn’t have to get his mom’s permission to dress like a pretty girl and he could make decisions for himself.
Hahahahaha
Oh man
I’m sorry.
Jake’s going to die in his mom’s house and get dead named and misgendered at his funeral.
And that’s if he’s lucky and he dies before his mom.
Instead of wasting money on board games, RPG books and other useless insulation, Jake could be saving money and ebegging for a car.
Then he could get a job, even though he could easily get a retail job for speds and use public transportation, and he could finally turn his life around.
He wouldn’t have to get his mom’s permission to dress like a pretty girl and he could make decisions for himself.
Hahahahaha
Oh man
I’m sorry.
Jake’s going to die in his mom’s house and get dead named and misgendered at his funeral.
And that’s if he’s lucky and he dies before his mom.
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If someone gave Jake a car tomorrow, it wouldn't make the slightest difference to his life. He'd just blame something else for being unemployed, not moving out of home, and not making the slightest attempt to transition.
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Jake will die when his stacks of unsold games falls on him, causing death by internal bleeding. His mom won't notice that he's dead for a month, since he doesn't come up from the basement except twice a year, and wouldn't notice the smell of decomp since that's his usual odor. By then, Jakey's suicide prevention cat will have consumed most of his corpse.
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Maybe TERFs wouldn't hate you so much if so many trans women didn't pass worse than Monty Python members when they did drag.
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lecher said::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:
Jesus fucking christ, that balding glob is repulsive even by rat king standards.
And it has depression? Well, no shit. I wouldn't just be depressed, I'd be absolutely inconsolable. That's that unfixable "go hide yourself in a cave and pray to die" level of ugly.
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Why are all these troons so averse to buying wigs? Yea they're expensive but that's got to be easier than trying to pass as female with crypt keeper hair.
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...but that's not someone trying to pass. That's not someone who's trying at all, at anything. We're not talking about actual trans people here. These are aging, fat "failed males" acting out online, men who've externalized the anger they feel at their own failure, retreating into (violent) delusion because to confront reality would be unbearable. They merely take up space. They're existing rather than living, bobbing around the online gender tides like chunks of rancid walrus meat.
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It’s because troons, as fat slobby male nerds, never realized that keeping up female beauty standards takes work and is rather uncomfortable.
Keeping up with hair extensions is expensive and takes work. Wigs are hot & uncomfortable to wear and also difficult to keep styled and looking good. Plucking/ waxing facial hair, wearing false eyelashes, exfoliating skin, wearing heels and panty hose, etc...is uncomfortable and time consuming.
These were people that before going troon couldn’t be bothered to shave regularly, rarely had on a clean, non-wrinkled shirt or pants that didn’t have an elastic waistband. They were slobs as men, so trying to present as a femme woman is laughable because it take x10 more effort than they’ve ever managed to accomplish.
Jake wears Velcro strap sped shoes ffs. He’d die having to walk in even one inch heels for an hour.
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"White, but anti-whiteness."
I have some better ones.
"Morbidly obese, but for morbid obesity."
"Ugly as fuck, but for ugly-as-fucked-ness."
"A dude, but anti-dudeness."