A question I give to you

[wagglyplacebo]

would the jackson 5 be as good if father jackson didnt beat his children and make them sleep in the fireplace

 

[Surtur]

Beating children is the only way to ensure they don't grow up to be disappointments.

 

[Nien Nunb]

Probably. The real question is if Micheal Jackson would've been normal.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

The biggest problem with beating your kids is that you don't know whether you beat them too much or not enough until it's too late. Michael was obviously beaten too much. The rest of them not nearly enough because I can't even remember their names.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

would the jackson 5 be as good if father jackson didnt beat his children and make them sleep in the fireplace

Don’t forget all the money he stole.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Literally nobody gives a shit about the other 4.

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

Literally nobody gives a shit about the other 4.

Except for maybe Jermaine. The guy's had a fairly successful music career on his own, mostly as a writer.

 

[Hui]

Beating children is the only way to ensure they don't grow up to be disappointments.

All of his kids are fucked up.

 

[WW 635]

Beatings have to be administered properly for desired effect. You beat them not enough and you wind up with Janet. Too much and you wind up with those other ones no one knows about.

 

[Trombonista]

You beat them not enough and you wind up with Janet.

I think you meant La Toya.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

would the jackson 5 be as good if father jackson didnt beat his children and make them sleep in the fireplace

The question you should ask is: did Joe Jackson castrate Michael Jackson so he could sing those higher notes?

 

[Trombonista]

The question you should ask is: did Joe Jackson castrate Michael Jackson so he could sing those higher notes?

The existence of his three kids says nope.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

The existence of his three kids says nope.

There is no negro DNA in those white kids.

 

[AnOminous]

would the jackson 5 be as good if father jackson didnt beat his children and make them sleep in the fireplace

Short answer? No. Long answer? Buttsex.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Well, in the days where beating your child was as normal as mowing the lawn, it's kinda hard to see if any child singer was good if they were not beaten.
Although child singers now makes me want to angrily vomit blood and bile.

So I think a savage beating would make good child singers.