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Keystone said:
Can't wait to hear him bitch and whine when he's forced to get a job one day in the future. He'll still be whining about "detractors" as a 60 year old pumping gas in the dead of winter in Connecticut; gonna be hilarious.
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Dude had an office job and then played video games for a living. He's spent his entire life either behind a desk or on a couch. He must have the most babysoft hands on earth, with a single callous on his thumb from an analogue stick

Cvitanich said:
Are there blogs of him complaining while he worked at the helicopter place?
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I don't know but I love when that whenever he mentions it he brings up that they gave him a certificate of excellence or something but fired him anyway, which anyone who isn't a dipshit knows is worth literally nothing and they will hand out them out to anyone gullible enough to take it seriously.
 
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Dragoonism said:
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He's right, they pretty much hit it... Explains about how Patreon never shows the real ammount on their page!
Supposedly someone gave him $200 last night and then immediately removed it so he wont pay another $200 in december as well!
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If that's true, then shouldn't it show up on Grapheon?
https://graphtreon.com/creator/darksydephil
It went up, sure. But it's not a huge spike like last time.
(Of course I may just be reading this the wrong way)
 
The Mountain said:
Also fuck me that wart next to his goatee is so goddamn distracting. Jesus.
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He's had that bad boy on his face for at least a month now. He's obviously not doing anything about it (I'm assuming he's simply trying to pray it away, if anything) seeing how in every picture he uploads it only gets worse. It'll probably develop sentience pretty soon. Just pop the fucker! Goddamn.

PS: Has he ever said how often he get's that grease covered rat net he calls a collection of hair, cut? Doesn't look too frequently to me.
 
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Noob-Noob said:
He's had that bad boy on his face for at least a month now. He's obviously not doing anything about it (I'm assuming he's simply trying to pray it away, if anything) seeing how in every picture he uploads it only gets worse. It'll probably develop sentience pretty soon. Just pop the fucker! Goddamn.

PS: Has he ever said how often he get's that grease covered rat net he calls a collection of hair, cut? Doesn't look too frequently to me.
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I imagine its from the oil intake from whatever the hell he eats, lack of vegitation, exercise and just general movement outside his echo chamber of sweat, dead skin and fart smell would contribute to that cyst looking thing too.
 
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I said back in June that I was gonna wait until the end of the year for a comparison of what he looked like shortly after Leanna dumped him, and what he looked like at the end of the year without his maid there to take care of his sorry ass. That picture is just too good to pass up.

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I'll do one next month for the next depressing selfie he puts out -- because he will put another one out. Still, only half a year without his maid and he has "JUST" written all over that chubby face of his; fighting for space right next to that wart and god awful trademark goatee.
 
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Keystone said:
Can't wait to hear him bitch and whine when he's forced to get a job one day in the future. He'll still be whining about "detractors" as a 60 year old pumping gas in the dead of winter in Connecticut; gonna be hilarious.
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His health is so bad at this point that I think any job that required him to be even semi mobile like pumping gas. stacking shelves or being a courier would ruin him. He could just about do it but there would be no streaming or anything like that because it would exhaust him. And if he tried to do something like construction or landscaping it would outright kill him.
Acrasis said:
He’s been growing that weird lump on his face since at least January. It’s probably his only friend since Leanna left.
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I think I know how this will end.
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Top Cunt said:
His health is so bad at this point that I think any job that required him to be even semi mobile like pumping gas. stacking shelves or being a courier would ruin him. He could just about do it but there would be no streaming or anything like that because it would exhaust him. And if he tried to do something like construction or landscaping it would outright kill him.
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After todays rant about how stupid it is to drive to work we may have to limit our guesses to jobs you can do from home. Maybe something like Amazon customer service, until he is fired for the vlog where he bitches about how stupid all the customers are and how Amazon is screwing him over somehow.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
After todays rant about how stupid it is to drive to work we may have to limit our guesses to jobs you can do from home. Maybe something like Amazon customer service, until he is fired for the vlog where he bitches about how stupid all the customers are and how Amazon is screwing him over somehow.
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Has Phil ever considered the blossoming handicrafts sector!!! I once heard of this success story from some Asian teenager living with her dad in Renton, Washington who manufactured soap at her own home!!!
 
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The Mountain said:
Completely different hairline, different facial hair style. I'm honestly curious to know who's face was actually used for that shirt design.

Edit: Also fuck me that wart next to his goatee is so goddamn distracting. Jesus.
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I tho the japanese style tshirt was bad but holy shit. This one takes the cake.
-Instead of DSP's face, we have Bob Ross
-Gay pride colors
-King of Retro? IT was never a thing.
 
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Drip Feed said:

translation "why would i do a 9-5 at x location when i can do the same at home snort"
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"Doing a 9-5 would be easy" This is the guy who wakes up at 11-12, goes all the way to his computer, and plays video games for a hours, doesn't leave his house, and that's how he makes his living, and he's going to act like that's harder than actually working. How stupid are his fans that he thinks he can pull that shit on them and think they'd buy it? On the one hand, its hard to believe DSP's fans are that stupid that they would buy that crap that he's selling, on the other hand, they do watch his streams, so it's hard to tell.
 
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