Celebrity Jesus David Torres / Dahvie Vanity / Dahvie Insanity - Blood on the Dance Floor creator, known pedo

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Where's our Jessi Slaughter thread? I don't think it's been updated for a while.
I've been busy and they haven't been up to much that I could tell.

Still, Dahvie lusting over a grown woman with kids who wears drag queen makeup and has fake tits, rather than the decidedly childish 11-13 years olds he's so long preferred, is a weird segway for him. Everyone knows he can't resist pulling in pre-teen pussy when he's own tour, and he's been on tour with Fallon for almost an entire year. Does she just ignore his predilections? Manage to keep herself ignorant?
Humbert Humbert from Lolita did the same thing; married a woman in an attempt to cover up his hebephilia (interest in 11 to 14 year old children), and then he was going to marry Lolita's mother in order to stay closer to her.
 
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Humbert Humbert from Lolita did the same thing; married a woman in an attempt to cover up his hebephilia (interest in 11 to 14 year old children), and then he was going to marry Lolita's mother in order to stay closer to her.
Right, but Humbert Humbert never had throngs of screaming nymphets willing to suck his dick, that's my point. He needed to go with the long con, because otherwise he'd have no access. Access to teens and preteens isn't a problem for Dahvie because parents willingly drive their kids to a concert where a fat man in his 30s wears rainbow wigs and screams to their kids about anal. Dahvie has his nymphets (ugh).
 
What the fuck. This guy didn't OD? He's still making wretched sounds 10 years later?

"Dahvie Insanity" as he's called now, is back
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The one on the right is actually a woman?
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What kind of Pinnochio nose is that?
 
His popularity has died down dramatically so perhaps this is future insurance, but for now there's no problem with his access to young girls.

He's not what he used to be and he's about at the expiration date for his career. He already pretty much just looks like a creepy fat old dude at this point.
 
I didn't know about Blood on the Dance Floor before Jessi Slaughter back when that all went down. But until today I had never heard their music. I was expecting some kind of lame numetal or fake ass pop punk garbage because of the stupid hair and clothes. I tend to live in my own musical bubble so I never know what's popular and don't really care.

The music was far far worse than I imagined. I watched about a minute and a half of that witch song on the first page of the thread. If you had told me that it was a parody made for SNL or something like that I wouldn't even think otherwise. I wasn't expecting any sort of talent anyway. But I was just floored by how it's so bad it sounds more like The Onion of music than actual music passing itself off as legit. It's complete garbage and girls like it? Or are they just attracted to the pedo singer and his rainbow vomit hair and Hot Topic wardrobe?

It's a shame that victims of his are bullied into submission by girls who can just as easily become victims themselves.

I assume his newer Sinners are Winners stuff is just as bad. So I'll save my ears and not bother listening.
It might be hard to believe, but their music used to be much, much worse.
This shit makes the witch song sound like a masterpiece. I don't know how limp whiteboy rap over a midi got him famous, but it did.
 
I don't recognize a single one. The only reason I even recognize Jizz On My Mom's Floor is because he raped Jessi Slaughter.
 
That poster is from 2012, which is still too recent.

Brokenycde is still a thing and they are as awful as ever.

You'd think this would've sent a message.
Oh god they're fat, balding, and alcohol bloated, and still acting like being binge drinking scremo teens in where it's at. That ish is sad.
 
And what happened to Jay, the longest-lasting backup signer? Did he finally go full tranny?
Jay's a pretty successful drag queen named Dahli now, and he's currently competing in Dragula (and doing really well!). He also still releases music. It's not exactly my cup of tea, but I'm happy to see that he's doing just fine without shit-for-brains paedo fuck.
 
If you don't recognize any of the names, consider your eardrums lucky.

I recognize TB² because this small bad music review Youtube channel I used to watch on Blip featured them.

Edit: I know that sentence sounds crazy. They used to be on Blip when the featured video about The Bunny the Bear was added, but the producer has since moved to YouTube for video hosting.
 
All this is awful, but I think the cake goes to the "Sinners are Winners" new band name

holy shit, looks like my 8 year old cousin came with it
 
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