Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Clothes are 2 sizes too big, his hair is super greasy that it's sticking together, his face has either a smudge or a bruise on his right cheek, his beard is unkempt, his glasses are super tilted, and he's holding a book which makes him seem even more psycho.

No, I can't imagine why his hooker date would be drinking tons of wine.

I think it's a shadow from his glasses on the side of his face. We would've heard a made up story if had a bruise on his face...something like Taylor Swift came to his rented room and punched him.

 

[slackjawjoe]

That mark on his face seems to be a recurring zit. If you look at his pics sometimes it's there festering away, sometimes it's cleared up.

 

[DuckSucker]

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BUY IT!

Do any of you girls have a pair of panties I could borrow? Mine are fucking sopping wet.

I cant believe he honestly thinks this is how people act or interact, let alone that this is how you would try to impress a girl.

I think the motherfucker is literally dancing like Steve Urkel. This is the shit they have characters do in media when that want to make that character look embarrassing as fuck, to humiliate them--this dude is doing it completely seriously, of his own will, and is getting someone to record it and upload it to the internet. Fucking Star Wars Kid was cooler. He had to have seen this somewhere and just not gotten the nonverbal hint that it was super cringey, where does he learn this stuff?

 

[Barbarella]

What is it about cows and their filth? Whatever mental illness they have seems to prevent the use of shampoo and a shower. Their homes are usually littered too. And if it’s something we can see, think of what we can’t see.

Like teeth, or other personal grooming.

He dresses like a 90 year old man, in pleated pants that would go up to his chest, and wrinkled shirts. His (only) belt is destroyed. He is oblivious to the fact that even a hooker wants cleanliness, and every woman prefers somebody wearing the style of their era. God forbid s Chad, who has learned to wash and groom himself and knows what is in style, gets a woman over him!

That picture shows how out of touch with reality he is.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I think the motherfucker is literally dancing like Steve Urkel.

It checks out:

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

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[Vologases iv]

That's the stuff of nightmares.

I agree

 

[LiveFromNS]

And, I think I can smell him through this photo. Shitlips needs to invest the $10 he's made off of his best seller and buy some shampoo. Disgusting. He's the oldest looking 26 year old alive.

What is it about cows and their filth? Whatever mental illness they have seems to prevent the use of shampoo and a shower.

Remember now, he cant close his mouth. He'd drown if he took a shower! LOL

The fucking level of unawareness in Russell is beyond reproach. He's going to be fun to watch while I slip into my golden years! Him and Ali Rapp! Both of them, totally not living on the same plane of existence than the rest of Planet Earth.

 

[facepalm]

Russell's reeeeviews are great. and perfectly encapsulate the person he is.

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...or casually condescending others while most likely fudging reality to make himself a victim:

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And then there's him bragging him about getting evicted for being an asshole:
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Can’t speak to the apartment complex, and the papa johns he reviews is a shithole, but the rest of the reiviews are bullshit.

 

[wateryketchup]

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[DuckSucker]

Im just dumbfounded at the dude lately. He's so fucking funny but he's so ridiculous.

He has these very banal, overwrought observations about life but plays them out like they make him super observant, insightful, introspective and special, "dont get mad about things you cant change". Yes Russel. Do I need to pay you 100/hour like my therapist? Maybe I can skip my next appointment and just sort of listen in on what yours is telling you.

"Step 3: DANCE!" is the stupidest non sequitur Ive ever heard of. It's like random access humor that some out of touch headmaster would come up with to try to relate to his teenage students. He loves that fucking 'joke'. I cant believe the dude is younger than me. Dude acts like he's the first person to ever have disability or hardship in their lives. Dude took like half a semester of speech class in community college and thinks he's some grand and insightful orator. Yeah Homer, I cant wait for your Odyssey.

But I was also like, you know what, maybe he's kinda right? Who was that asian guy who was on the very first season/version of Americas Got Talent, back when it was called like The Voice or something? It was like Mr Huang or something. He sucked. He was terrible. But audiences and even the judges ate that shit up. He was a literal caricature, he even had the fucked up teeth and "a tawka wike dis". He made it to the semifinals because they were dragging out the gag. Maybe Russel is right, and Americas Got Talent did miss out by not picking him--just, hes not right in the way he thinks he is.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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This is a face that you expect to associated with a news story about a spree shooting or serial rapist, no joke.

Also that disgusting greasy hair and why the fuck does he hike up and belt his pants like that?? What is it with telegraphing your retardedness/developmental disability to everyone with these clothing choices like this.

 

[The_Truth]

Do any of you girls have a pair of panties I could borrow? Mine are fucking sopping wet.

I cant believe he honestly thinks this is how people act or interact, let alone that this is how you would try to impress a girl.

I think the motherfucker is literally dancing like Steve Urkel. This is the shit they have characters do in media when that want to make that character look embarrassing as fuck, to humiliate them--this dude is doing it completely seriously, of his own will, and is getting someone to record it and upload it to the internet. Fucking Star Wars Kid was cooler. He had to have seen this somewhere and just not gotten the nonverbal hint that it was super cringey, where does he learn this stuff?

Not mention he's wearing those Dad 7s with dress pants?

He really has absolutely no sense of style or fashion.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

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Six Flags' Mr. Six has better dance moves than him. (I know it's not an actual old guy, I just wish it was.)

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

Russell's reeeeviews are great. and perfectly encapsulate the person he is.

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...or casually condescending others while most likely fudging reality to make himself a victim:

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And then there's him bragging him about getting evicted for being an asshole:
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....why does he even leave the house? Sounds like he hates every single place he goes. (Yeah i already know the answer -he's the problem- but) how does HE think leaving the house is worth it if he thinks everywhere sucks so bad

 

[sharshorita]

https://my.mixtape.moe/hpfnph.mp4

Ask and ye shall receive. I was saying yesterday he should work harder for our attention. I could watch that gif anytime I'm feeling down. I love how he jumps twice at the end... like it's impressive he can jump like that.

What does that have to do with buying the book anyway?? You'll be so excited you'll get up and dance? It will make you feel like all life is meaningless so might as well act like a fucking idiot if that's what you feel like doing? I could see that.

 

[Paige Matheson]

Six Flags' Mr. Six has better dance moves than him. (I know it's not an actual old guy, I just wish it was.)
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You beat me to it. When I saw Shitlips dance, this is who I thought of. The music in the commercial is perfect for the dancing Shitlips gif someone made earlier.

 

[Htom Sirveaux]

I'm guessing she got her happy ending because she was only deformed on the outside, not the inside as well, like some...ahem...people. Oh, and she probably didn't hold her Prince Charming to the strict standard of being a 9 or 10.

 

[Cilleystring]

Hey everyone. Been lurking this site since the Dan Cilley thread was made (damn I miss that guy). Created an account today when I downloaded the new Rus video, because I was not going to let that shit slide if he deleted it before anyone could grab it. Anyway for those who haven't seen, this is America's latest hero- Kevin Neal. Now, this is one of the craziest looking dudes I've ever seen, and within a second of looking at him you know he's completely insane. They have different kinds of crazy looks, but Russell doesn't look much better to be honest.

 

[Barbarella]

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This MUST become a known meme.

Don’t know if shitlips would like that or not...