Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Ass-burgers]

What I think went down during the "date" is:

1. She was only a few minutes late, maybe ten at the most. Russ always holds everybody to much higher standards than he does for himself. If he got in trouble for not remembering the time of his trial she needs to be shamed for traffic being bad and a full parking lot.
2. As soon as she sat down he blurted out something along the lines of "You're not a 10!"
3. I'm not sure if the money dispute happened or not, but I'm leaning towards no. Russ hasn't had any hooker dates in a while and probably decided it was doable even if she isn't a 9 or 10. She didn't become completely repulsive until later.
4. Like I said before, she took one look into his mean little eyes and knew extra alcohol would be required on this one. This was made worse because Russ wanted her to just drink water and order the cheapest item off the menu.
5. Incidentally there is no way she ordered $100+ food and drink. She'd have had to not only gotten wasted off of the most expensive cocktail on the menu (I doubt Cheesecake Factory has wine that pricey) but order multiple entrees too. Russ is just pissed that he had to pay for someone else to eat instead of someone paying him to eat.
6. Also he might not be a practicing Mormon anymore, but he was raised one and might hold it against someone for not holding good Mormon values, which is why the drinking pissed him off. Just don't bring up that he's visited multiple strip clubs (including during his mission) and has had pre-marital sex on more than one occasion too.
7. The real deal breaker is that he only had enough money for a striptease and was outraged that the most expensive item on the hooker "menu" is the makeout session he somehow thought would be cheap. This is the point she became a zero to him, and revised the events in his head to make her a zero all along.
8. After he left the hooker was relieved she didn't have to fuck him, was doubly relieved he didn't get violent, and kicked back for a bit before her next appointment (if she had other clients scheduled that night).

No matter what happened, this woman deserves some kind of award for putting up with fuck face. If KF does find the doxx of this woman, I'll send her a bouquet with a card with our condolences for the horrible date

 

[GloriousScarf]

I was going to say he is up very late for a Sunday but then I remembered he has was fired.

 

[sharshorita]

Oh look at that. The only good review was from yesterday. Sure it's just a coincidence. One hundred percent he shared that pic because it was to the right of the middle.

https://www.mylife.com/russell-greer/russmarkpianoman#reviews-section

 

[GloriousScarf]

Oh look at that. The only good review was from yesterday. Sure it's just a coincidence. One hundred percent he shared that pic because it was to the right of the middle.

https://www.mylife.com/russell-greer/russmarkpianoman#reviews-section

Humble...fun...easy going...honest.

Good one Russ, thanks for the laugh.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

Wait is this even about Russhole? Who is this picture of?

It's from his origin story video (edit: the ~dramatic~ glasses throwing begins @1:52):

"Cant afford recording equipment" ....but can afford hookers. Dude could just hook a keyboard up to a pc....

 

[This Fucking Guy]

It's his need for control. Remember that he wanted Taylor Swift to date him with very specific conditions in place (red dress, braided hair, playing footsies).
And notice how he often fantasizes about the "lucky" girl broken and crying.
There is a strong probability that he has a Master-Slave fetish.

This. This is just one of my huge concerns about Russy. It's a blessing for women that he is so physically frail and such a coward, but that doesn't mean Russy wouldn't easily take advantage of someone he found in a vulnerable situation. Really, think about all that rage and frustration and then Russ finally finding an outlet.

He shouldn't be out with the general public at all. It's pretty sad that it's getting to the stage that something will happen with this sad sack of shit and then something might get done.

I was going to say he is up very late for a Sunday but then I remembered he has was fired.

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'I STARTED THE BALL ROLLING WITH MY FAKE REVIEW, BITCHES, NOW VALIDATE ME! REEEEEEEEEEE!'

Because your worth is only truly evaluated with reviews from strangers, right Russ? You fucking idiot.

Wait is this even about Russhole? Who is this picture of?

Please, please tell me he hijacked the profile of an unrelated Russell Greer and fobbed it off as his own. Priceless.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Wait is this even about Russhole? Who is this picture of?

That'll just be a photo picked up by one of the bots that collate the generic data displayed on that page, most likely the fb profile pic of some poor guy that shares the same name ('Russell Greer' I mean, not 'Captain Slobber Chops').

 

[Mike Hunt]

Already deleted.

He's such a hard ass...calling someone a lame ass is so manly.

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He thinks calling someone names is reason enough to buy his book. Dude must be desperate for revenues/influence from his book.

An observation...he claims to be a talented musician. Curious as to why he's posing about Taylor Swift and his book for the 500th time when the AMA's are on???

Probably out of bitterness that he still is nowhere near snagging a celebrity to use as a stepping stone for his career. Also to avoid seeing female celebrity 10s with their equally 10-ish dates.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Genius marketing plan. Hit up news stations the week of Thanksgiving (ya know, the ones who've already told you they're not interested in you).

Yours is the feel good story every journalist is looking to air this week...nothing like the story of a man who can't even fuck a hooker to bring families together this holiday season.

 

[Time To Think]

"You gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. We should be together too"

 

[sharshorita]

Wait is this even about Russhole? Who is this picture of?

Address matches up (as well as old address being in Evanston) and the username is russmarkpianoman. He has used russmark in an email before. I see people have been having fun with his details. Salary less than 10K and net worth less than a dollar.

 

[AllCISPeople]

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I literally could not stop throwing my hands up in the air behind my head the entire time that I was reading this "COULND'T GET IT UP CAUSE SHE WASN'T A 10, SHE DEMANDED MY MONEY AND ORDERED A SHIT TON OF FOOD AND ALCOHOL. COME ON! I EXPECT MUCH BETTER FROM A PROSTITUE , GAWD!"

Does this guy live on another planet??? She's a PROSTITUE. I think it's safe to say ya weren't exactly aiming for the highest "quality" women to begin with, Shitlips (not that he can get a date on his own, but still) and he's REALLY surprised she conducted herself the way she did?

Secondly, this guy couldn't turn on Jabba the Hut on viagra and couldn't get laid without paying or drugging a woman if his LIFE depended on it, and he's complaining that SHE'S not attractive enough for HIM? Does this clown REALLY believe that he's in any position to be choosey? (don't answer that, I already know the answer) The lack of self-awareness is astounding. This is why Shitlips still to this day remains, and will FOREVER remain a lolcow.

Also: Lololololol at him blaming Tay Tay for pretty much every single bad thing that has ever happened to him.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

Here's my :autism: masterpiece.

Annnnnnnd here's the original exploitable for maximum lulz. It's been tidied up in Paint.

Have fun!

 

[theriddler3]

I see people have been having fun with his details... net worth less than a dollar.

I mean, I'm sure he has less than $1,500 in assets and he owes Skordas at least $1,500, depending if interest is applied or not.

 

[Russtard]

Excuse my armchair psychiatry, but does anyone else feel like we're heading towards a breaking point with Russ? The mania seems like it's beginning to really set in, especially because he's ether A) blocked Kayli or B) she's choosing to stay mum for whatever reason. He's screaming at himself and at Kiwis; I have no doubt that he's reading this thread simply because I find it hard to believe that anyone else he knows in real life is speaking to him. Like that website where you rate reputations or whatever- has anyone even heard of that before right now, and did it damage anyone's psyche like Russell's?

Russell's opinion of himself hinges on appearances, and relies on appeasing strangers on the internet (or at least proving them to be slanderous trolls). That's not a healthy world view.

Also, where does anyone even find hookers? Craigslist?

EDIT: Lawl at the bamboon being so lazy he couldn't even write a coherent radio script to sell his book. "Amazon and other platforms" what other platforms, Russ?

Here's my :autism: masterpiece.

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Annnnnnnd here's the original exploitable for maximum lulz. It's been tidied up in Paint.

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Have fun!

9/10 needs more drool but amazing nonetheless.

 

[theriddler3]

Excuse my armchair psychiatry, but does anyone else feel like we're heading towards a breaking point with Russ? The mania seems like it's beginning to really set in, especially because he's ether A) blocked Kayli or B) she's choosing to stay mum for whatever reason. He's screaming at himself and at Kiwis; I have no doubt that he's reading this thread simply because I find it hard to believe that anyone else he knows in real life is speaking to him. Like that website where you rate reputations or whatever- has anyone even heard of that before right now, and did it damage anyone's psyche like Russell's?

Russell's opinion of himself hinges on appearances, and relies on appeasing strangers on the internet (or at least proving them to be slanderous trolls). That's not a healthy world view.

We've been speculating his breaking point for a while. Usually, though, there's calm before the storm when there's a major behavioral deviation, such as harming someone in Russ' case. Like suicide, usually there's a several-day happy or much-less-crazy period of days before the event. This occurs because the individual has finished planning their event to release their frustration and/or anger.

My speculation: I don't think he's gonna hurt anyone immediately until he's finally on the streets or his sister gets married and loses time for him. Something along those lines seems more likely to trigger him.

Also, where does anyone even find hookers? Craigslist?

Hookers don't seem that hard to find as long as you know what you're looking for. There's several keywords and shit to look out for on Craigslist or Backpage or whatever other websites. I figure someone in this thread might be able to enlighten us what some keywords are.

It wouldn't be such a huge business if they were hard for your average Joe to access.

Edit: my phone keyboard and I don't get along

 

[uglytroll4u]

I checked some of Russhole's FB posts that Kayli has reacted to: she's still there. Her name would not be there if she was blocked, but there's also the possibility of him just unfriending her (which is not commonplace for Turdface, he's more of a 'block and delete" kinda guy.

I think Kayli has been laying low for a while, given Tiurdface's attempt to uncover her as a troll. He doesn't have the cojones to let go of the only person that tries to interact with him. Troll or not, Russhole still needs her.

 

[badboy2000]

Slight powerlevel, but my degree is in marketing. While successful marketing doesn't always follow the same rules in different countries, it's safe to say that our friend here doesn't know a lot about marketing.

 

[Russtard]

it's safe to say that our friend here doesn't know a lot about marketing.

I don't have a degree in marketing and I could have told you that randomly sending the book to celebrities with no compensation and a rambling radio ad probably isn't a viable marketing strategy.

 

[Time To Think]

I don't have a degree in marketing and I could have told you that randomly sending the book to celebrities with no compensation and a rambling radio ad probably isn't a viable marketing strategy.

And such random celebrities too...