Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

What piles of work does he have to do? He does youtube and lives in a basement.

Hey, consuming enough biomass to maintain his size is work.

 

[The Colonel]

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"Eddie Redmayne is the least appealing actor who ever lived..."

Yeah, because this is the face of a total hunk:
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Is that MovieBob or Bob from Fight Club?

 

[Hiragana]

Wait, wait, wait. He labored for dozens of man-hours on this autistic gibberish that not a blessed soul cares about, and he got hit with a copyright claim within minutes of uploading?

Let me respond both appropriately and in a fashion I'm sure Bob would appreciate:

Spoiler: Oh Bob. Oh Bob.

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Didn't he also loose advertisement on the first part to copyright as well?

 

[Mola Ram]

Hey, it just means both sides hate you.
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Never go full , especially over Harry Potter.
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"Eddie Redmayne is the least appealing actor who ever lived..."

Yeah, because this is the face of a total hunk:
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Ok that is a new Bob photo for me.

What the fuck, Sexy? AUUGGGGHHHH

(Oh, and of course he compares Harry Potter to X-Men because he is completely unaware of the English tradition of boarding school coming of age stories. What an ignorant slob.)

Also: ARRRRRGHHHHHH THOSE MOOBS

 

[RockVolnutt]

Ok that is a new Bob photo for me.

What the fuck, Sexy? AUUGGGGHHHH

(Oh, and of course he compares Harry Potter to X-Men because he is completely unaware of the English tradition of boarding school coming of age stories. What an ignorant slob.)

Also: ARRRRRGHHHHHH THOSE MOOBS

Unless I'm losing my memory, it also predates X-Men being that. Xavier's school didn't become a big boarding school until Grant Morrison's run in 2001-ish to match the movies. It was always a "school" on paper but it was mostly where the X-Men sleep with maybe one class of younger people (New Mutants for example) depending on the era before that.

It's an odd thing for him to bring up.

 

[Mola Ram]

Unless I'm losing my memory, it also predates X-Men being that. Xavier's school didn't become a big boarding school until Grant Morrison's run in 2001-ish to match the movies. It was always a "school" on paper but it was mostly where the X-Men sleep with maybe one class of younger people (New Mutants for example) depending on the era before that.

It's an odd thing for him to bring up.

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

And when all you care about is capeshit, every protagonist looks like Peter Parker (or the X-Men, I guess).

 

[Wesley Willis]

This thread has more followers than his Twitter feed.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I am honestly asking with about 30k of Bob loyal watchers of his content out there, are they aware of even a quarter of the shit he spews on Twitter?

 

[His Dewliness]

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It's somewhat well-known that J.K. Rowling is a Christian and the whole structure and character archetypes of Harry Potter are heavily inspired by Christian lore as well as classical literature/mythologies. Pretty weird how a gatekeeper of """nerd culture""" doesn't know that.

Also the whole later half of the first book/film depend on Harry getting something as a Christmas present so Jesus is pretty much confirmed as Harry Potter canon.
IIRC they also go to a churchyard in one of the later films, although I'd forgive him for not remembering that bit.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's somewhat well-known that J.K. Rowling is a Christian and the whole structure and character archetypes of Harry Potter are heavily inspired by Christian lore as well as classical literature/mythologies. Pretty weird how a gatekeeper of """nerd culture""" doesn't know that.

Also the whole later half of the first book/film depend on Harry getting something as a Christmas present so Jesus is pretty much confirmed as Harry Potter canon.
IIRC they also go to a churchyard in one of the later films, although I'd forgive him for not remembering that bit.

Forgive the fftopic:, but I think Bob's ignorance of one of the cornerstones of modern Nerd Chic is worth illuminating further.

Spoiler: Harry Potter sperging + 10 year old spoilers for Book 7

So in the hoorow leading up to the release of the final book in the series, someone asked Rowling about her religious beliefs. She said she preferred not to discuss them, not because it made her uncomfortable, but because it might give away crucial plot points in Harry's story. At which point I turned to ... well, someone, and said, "Ah! She's a Christian, and Harry is going to sacrifice his life and resurrect, which will somehow redeem the Wizarding World."

Which is exactly what happens in the last few chapters of Deathly Hallows. (I also predicted who would play Horace Slughorn, but that's not important right now.)

Further, in the churchyard scene referenced by @His Dewliness, the gravestones for both the Potter and Dumbledore families are engraved with explicit Biblical quotations, though they aren't identified as such. This, along with the fact every single book (not sure about the movies) includes an important scene at Christmastime, establishes pretty thoroughly that, yeah, Christianity exists in the Potterverse.

As for Bob's autistic ideas for fanfiction ... well come on, are you even surprised at this point?

 

[Brother Wind]

So he's a dipshit. Surprise surprise.

But, he takes a digression to talk about complaints over how movies are all serialized these days and wonders why no one ever complained about Harry Potter being serialized. Except that was what started the trend. And it was okay because we knew exactly how many movies we had to sit through to see the end. Like, I fucking love Thanos, but I've given up on Marvel movies because I thought Thanos was gonna be Avengers 2. And they keep adding new shit and padding out stuff. And it doesn't end. That's why people are sick of movies getting serialized. Because there is no end in sight.

 

[Dr. Tran]

I tried watching his Batman v. Superman review. I turned it off five minutes in, maybe less. Does he stop for breath at any point in the review? Jesus shitballs

I think he talks so fast is cause Yahtzee does it for his Zero Punctuation series and he's so popular that he's literally the only thing keeping The Escapist alive right now.
Perhaps he's trying to emulate it in an attempt to cash in but forgot that Yahtzee is popular cause his content is funny not cause he talks fast. Polishing a turd ain't gonna make it any better after all.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I think he talks so fast is cause Yahtzee does it for his Zero Punctuation series and he's so popular that he's literally the only thing keeping The Escapist alive right now.
Perhaps he's trying to emulate it in an attempt to cash in but forgot that Yahtzee is popular cause his content is funny not cause he talks fast. Polishing a turd ain't gonna make it any better after all.

Except he made the critical mistake of not notocing that Yahtzee doesn't make videos that are feature length.

I don't even think it's trying to copy Yahtzee so much as Bob being a pretentious windbag who loves to spew his garbage opinions everywhere and never shuts the fuck up.

 

[Brother Wind]

Oh for fuck's sake he just spent a whole time saying how all the Marvel references are completely innocuous. Then just said the Nightmare in BvS is only good for "knowing the reference".

So this means Mr. Bob, that the serialization of all these Marvel movies isn't actually serialization and is just allowing all people to recognize the name drops as opposed to me and a handful of nerds. Or, that both movies did the same thing just that BvS actually wanted to do some plot set up for later movies. Making that movie more ambitious than your precious fucking Marvel movies. I need a fucking drink this is pain guys

 

[Gordon Cole]

The Harry Potter/Bible metaphor. Continued.

Now that's what I call virtue signaling.

Who here wants to eat a block and tell him this won't catch on?

 

[Mola Ram]

The Harry Potter/Bible metaphor. Continued.
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Now that's what I call virtue signaling.
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Who here wants to eat a block and tell him this won't catch on?
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He's creeping ever closer to Lord of the Rings. (I have a feeling, by the way, that "Jesus was a wizard!" is not exactly a fresh idea in the Harry Potter fandom.) Whatever the case, I have crates of napalm ready.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Part 2's out.

And I don't know about you, but this reads like poetry to me.
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Life does come at you fast.

Get a clue, you fat fucking moron. If they don't want to even listen to you, then stop while you're ahead. Otherwise those strikes are gonna be the end of your career.

 

[iafiv]

I never expected such a long analysis about why BvS sucks.I mean 3 hours for a movie that is less than that.Only the most obsessed guys would ever do that.Either that or someone that got paid a lot of money to do it.

 

[AnOminous]

I never expected such a long analysis about why BvS sucks.I mean 3 hours for a movie that is less than that.Only the most obsessed guys would ever do that.Either that or someone that got paid a lot of money to do it.

Three hours for a movie from last year that everyone more or less agreed was a steaming turd. What a contribution to world knowledge.

I'm glad this useless parasite won't get to profit out of hate sperging about something he hates this much.

 

[Mola Ram]

I never expected such a long analysis about why BvS sucks.I mean 3 hours for a movie that is less than that.Only the most obsessed guys would ever do that.Either that or someone that got paid a lot of money to do it.

Witness Bob's bitching about being demonetized.

Better yet, look at Bob's wardrobe. I defy you to tell me that is a man being paid a lot of money.