Normies Trying To Understand the Fandom

[neverendingmidi]

This is the most exceptional thing I've ever had the displeasure of reading.

You must not have seen many "Oh joy, sex toy" posts. Each is an almost exquisite example of cringy autism in so many ways. The cuckold one is a classic.

 

[billydero]

>pretends to be a fox girl with big tits
>“In the furry fandom people like me for who I am”

I could not have said it better. More than once I tried to tell a furry that other furries aren’t your friends because they like who you are; they’re your ‘friends’ because they know you’ll put out like a French harlot.

If your fandom needs "understanding", it's generally a good idea to not talk about it.

"I like Star Trek a lot!" - OK
"I like trains a lot!" - OK
"I want to fuck trains dressed up as a Star Trek character!" - keep that to yourself you damn dirty degenerate

Right on target and so true.

What’s crazy about this comic is that if you didn’t know about any of this you’d think it’s mocking furries, at least in the first few panels.

“First I had to pick a character…” ***Sexy slut vixen with big boobies!*** Truly a true representation of his true inner self.

“Everyone was real friendly.” (As horny nerds all staring at ‘her’ tits).

“I had my first sexual experience online.” (With a HIDEOUS THING. Seriously, damn, that thing is FUGLY. What is it, a rat??)

My last thought ...

Let’s see if I can summarize the furry fetish fandom’s attempt at rationalization of their behavior. Basically and in short, what the twink narrator is saying is:

“I have major emotional and socialization problems so to cope, I created a comically oversexualized vixen character and then joined an online community where everyone was nice to me, because I put out like nobody’s business.

Then when my predatory Internet boyfriend saw his chance to get some, he invited me to a furry con where he played on my poor social skills and emotional issues and fucked me in the ass.

And my current girlfriend thinks this. Is. Awesome.”

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

You must not have seen many "Oh joy, sex toy" posts. Each is an almost exquisite example of cringy autism in so many ways. The cuckold one is a classic.

It’s autism all the way down.

 

[Normal F.Play 2.4]

It’s autism all the way down.

I can't tell if he's using the dental dam to prevent catching a disease or shit on his tongue but either way why does he look like a mexican chinaman?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Pounded in the ass
by the felonious concept that
normal people and furries
communicate at the same level turns me gay

-Chuck Tingle​

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I can't tell if he's using the dental dam to prevent catching a disease or shit on his tongue but either way why does he look like a mexican chinaman?

If you have shit on your tongue, wouldn’t you be more likely to catch a disease?

 

[billydero]

It’s autism all the way down.
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And there’s no bottom to that snake pit.

 

[billydero]

I should also point out that after years of Kage and his boot licks loudly proclaiming “nothing to see, move along, no sex here”, this comic comes along and not only says yes it is a fetish fandom but a fuckload of furries eagerly respond to the comic, and literally say that this is what the fandom is to them, and this is how they met their “mate”.

Not like it was ever a question but it’s funny to see two popular artists take a shit all over Kages “cause” for the sake of a buck and their own pervy needs.

 

[FaggotMao]

Normies don't get it when restaurants use furry artwork. This has been unnoticed for more than 6 months until someone posted about it.

Disney is gonna be pissed.

 

[XYZpdq]

Those zany times you accidentally pick the gay furry bara restaurant for the company picnic.

 

[billydero]

Normies don't get it when restaurants use furry artwork. This has been unnoticed for more than 6 months until someone posted about it.

Disney is gonna be pissed.

Is that this place? https://www.facebook.com/thelionandbuffalo/

Someone should mention to Disney; it is their IP after all and furries will happy rip off your IP if it means a buck and a "oh, murr".

 

[FaggotMao]

Is that this place? https://www.facebook.com/thelionandbuffalo/

Someone should mention to Disney; it is their IP after all and furries will happy rip off your IP if it means a buck and a "oh, murr".

This is used commercially though, and I think that's what makes it a problem.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Normies don't get it when restaurants use furry artwork. This has been unnoticed for more than 6 months until someone posted about it.

Disney is gonna be pissed.

Looks like something a bobs and vagene guy would put up. Hence their lesser familarity with pop culture.

 

[break these cuffs]

Those zany times you accidentally pick the gay furry bara restaurant for the company picnic.

Something tells me whichever HR rep picked this place to do the interview at knew exactly what they chose.

 

[XYZpdq]

Something tells me whichever HR rep picked this place to do the interview at knew exactly what they chose.

To be fair "The Lion and Buffalo" sounds like a perfectly cromulent name for a pub-type restaurant.

 

[nonnewtonian]

I can’t believe this thing is 10 years old.

 

[Marsaudiac]

Furry tries to address parents of furries "in a way that makes them less scary" behind a seductively posing tiddie fox

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I'll never comprehend how it's difficult to understand. The only confusion comes from the furry normies who still have that whole "It's not about porn it's about art!"-approach, and the corresponding Chads claiming just the opposite.

It's a community like any other, majorly based on self-insertion and having an alter ego to use online for profiles and social media. It's the same kind of self-recognition that people get from putting FaZe stickers on their weapons or gear out their DotA main with $250 of crap; it's just on a social level as opposed to making sure you look dabber in the killcam.

Doesn't get any better from the fact those defending it in public are the furthest from average you can get. Go look at the Twitter 'personalities' covered in other threads, they're relatively normal retards who happen to throw in a dog pun every now and then. That, ranging to a fursuiter who has very little social media presence or care for the fandom beyond suiting and meeting friends at furcons, are the average furries (not to be confused with a mix of the two, which is what results in the above video).

Those who go out of their way to defend the fandom are the least worthy to represent it, yet obviously the only ones who do. Weebs make memes out of wanting to fuck lolis because they're aware it's a borderline autistic lifestyle. If furries did as well, we'd just see the same level of "lmao fuck dogs bruh" attitude and it wouldn't be as much of a shit show.

Spoiler: What passes as 'furry'

 

[Jaiman]

I've seen my fandom eat enough shit both in the past and present.

knowing the fandom, im gonna assume you meant this more literally than figuratively

 

[weirdMcGee]

I don't mind the whole anthro animal thing. What I do mind is the buttload of depraved porn it gets. If,you want normies to understand furries, stop having it be about sex and perveted kinks.

A bit of a pet peeve, but I've noticed that a lot of furries have canines and felines as their fursonas. Why can't they be more original and use something else.